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FreedomOfSpeech
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Lotsa surface area? Fingerprints.
TheSadRanger
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I want a big red F-250 that I'm gonna make my MAGA mobile and when you honk the horn it goes "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Thing on a Spring
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They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing.
JareBear: Remastered
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"Anger begets more anger, forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love."
TheSadRanger
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IDK ever since my mom died a few months ago I'm more willing to call people out on bullshit like I did in my 20s. My whole mother's side of my family is dead. 
farmerboy
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IDK ever since my mom died a few months ago I'm more willing to call people out on bullshit like I did in my 20s. My whole mother's side of my family is dead.
Sorry to hear that.
FreedomOfSpeech
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If shrooms weren't so disgusting, I'd eat a lot more of them
Karma Jawa
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The North Pole and South Pole are completely determined by arbitrary human choice. In space we're neither up or down.
Cutty Flam
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I heard she was a lesbian
THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE *Jumbo Corn Dog Thrust*
THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE *Jumbo Corn Dog Thrust*
Mr Hyde
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I just bought new headphones. Sennheiser HD 400-s. Very comfortable, fits all around the ears so its blocking outside noise, with superb sound and a built in microphone so I can take calls while still listening to music on Spotify. They are also very good for gaming. My last headphones I had lasted over 20 years so I hope these new ones can pull off something similar. I like gadgets and tech that are built to last.
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DisguiseArrsick
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Why contain it?
Mr Hyde
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I don't have much of a sweet tooth but tonight I felt like buying some candy and watch some movies and play some games, to celebrate my 4 weeks of vacation that began yesterday. But after I ate it I've been feeling absolute dog shit. Been sweating buckets, I'm hot, almost feverish, and my stomach is having a world war 3 party inside.
Fucking hell. Great start on the vacation. I wonder if I got poisoned. Picking loose sweets like that is fucking disgusting and unhygienic when I think about it. Never again. I'm done with quick sugar rushes.
Fucking hell. Great start on the vacation. I wonder if I got poisoned. Picking loose sweets like that is fucking disgusting and unhygienic when I think about it. Never again. I'm done with quick sugar rushes.
ScarletSpider
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The Lunch Legend
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triplestation
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human body shape is so fucking variable it's crazy
everyone you see has a unique body shape
you look at other animals and they're all pretty much identical in shape, even if they're a different size
everyone you see has a unique body shape
you look at other animals and they're all pretty much identical in shape, even if they're a different size
Cutty Flam
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Birdo
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Birdo you've been a part of the Mario universe since the NES, yet you've never starred in a single video game...
how do you get pregnant, and how do you have so many eggs? why is giving birth so easy for you, and why you do you use your unborn children as ammunition?
Nintendo erased me, and the eggs are not fertilized.
I'm not actually Birdo. I'm just a guy in a Birdo costume.
Cutty Flam
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fuck mayonnaise
ExpandKong
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Where's the random thots thread
Cutty Flam
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Cream Colored Cactus
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I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Should I get the protagonist in my screenplay to eat his own arm to escape the prison he's been locked in (He's chained to a wall)
He is being guarded by two biped polar bears who are carrying giant morning stars, so the smell of the blood might set them off?
Or since this is a screen play, would watching a man eat his own arm to escape be too over the top for the general audience?
He is being guarded by two biped polar bears who are carrying giant morning stars, so the smell of the blood might set them off?
Or since this is a screen play, would watching a man eat his own arm to escape be too over the top for the general audience?
ExpandKong
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Yes
Stilton Disco
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Why did rabbits evolve the need to eat their own poo to be able to digest food properly?
My pet rabbit always looks so bloody unhappy when he has to do it...
My pet rabbit always looks so bloody unhappy when he has to do it...
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Thanks. He'll be eating his own arm then.
Cutty Flam
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It can't be that simple. Have him lather it in cream of mushroom soup, psych himself out, and then he delivers an elaborate speech to himself whilst eating his arm like nothing's happening
Cutty Flam
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Raised lettering. Pale Nimbus. White.
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Do you mean, gut punch your stomach?
Compsiox
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lol nopeDo you mean, gut punch your stomach?
King of Foxes
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Ctrl shift L has to be the best excel shortcut in history. I would fucking hate to work without it.
Cutty Flam
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MaestroMike
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this lady is directing the Eternals...hope shes like Kathryn Bigelow...
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Jaguar Victory
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I want you all to be more polite, more loving and more understanding starting today.
You're an amazing person and you can really make a difference in people's lives just by being kind and offering a thoughtful smile. Don't let hurt and jaded people dictate how you interact with the world. Assume positive intent and be willing to listen. Don't be scared to be great.
You're an amazing person and you can really make a difference in people's lives just by being kind and offering a thoughtful smile. Don't let hurt and jaded people dictate how you interact with the world. Assume positive intent and be willing to listen. Don't be scared to be great.
Cutty Flam
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DonJuanSchlong
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Weed is like a salad, that you smoke.
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