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[Durien]

Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn | CNN

As people spend more time in the bathroom with their devices, doctors share their concerns about the possible negative health effects of prolonged sitting.

www.cnn.com

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

In other words, take a 90's dump.

 

[Hrk69]

I shit in the shower

Take that hemorrhoids

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sitting for prolonged periods is simply bad in general, no?

But damn, they're suggesting a 10 minute time limit on the pot?

I don't think I can comply, Captain. I have certain rituals that I must adhere to.

 

[DAHGAMING]

They can fuck off, im sat there right now, legs are just starting to numb, going to be a right state when I get up.

 

[badblue]

What if I'm not done after ten minutes?

 

[Durien]

What if I'm not done after ten minutes?

Eat more fiber and drink more water.

 

[Hrk69]

 

[badblue]

Eat more fiber and drink more water.

 

[V1LÆM]

I don’t get how people can sit on the toilet for so long and especially use their phone or play on their switch/steam deck.

I want to get my shit done ASAP. And it’s fucking disgusting sitting there breathing in poop particles, poop particles going all over your device of choice, and then touching it with your poopy smelling hands. I bet most people don’t even bother washing their hands.

I wouldn’t want to be near any of your stinky ass phones or handheld consoles. The buttons are probably all crusty with pee drops and poop mushrooms growing out the vents.

 

[LordCBH]

But what am I supposed to do at work if I don’t take a half hour dump every 90 minutes?

 

[diffusionx]

In other words, take a 90's dump.

bro in the 90s I was getting through full book chapters or most if not all of a Nintendo Power on the can

 

[Codes 208]

I have ibs though

Literally cant stop, wont stop

 

[Husky]

I don’t get how people can sit on the toilet for so long and especially use their phone or play on their switch/steam deck.

I want to get my shit done ASAP. And it’s fucking disgusting sitting there breathing in poop particles, poop particles going all over your device of choice, and then touching it with your poopy smelling hands. I bet most people don’t even bother washing their hands.

I wouldn’t want to be near any of your stinky ass phones or handheld consoles. The buttons are probably all crusty with pee drops and poop mushrooms growing out the vents.

Same man, I honestly find it gross that people use their phones in the bathroom. They have an addiction, man.

 

[Peggies]

Oh yeah?! But what if you use this:

(PS: I don't! I don't poo at all!)

 

[ahtlas7]

My toilet experience be like:

Always hoping to break the previous record.

 

[The Cockatrice]

If you work out and clean your ass with water, none of the issues in the article are relevant if you sit 10 mins or so on the toilet. I always wash my ass after a poop, unless at work ofc, because thats....what every human being should do especially if you have hair down there.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

But what am I supposed to do at work if I don’t take a half hour dump every 90 minutes?

Work?

 

[Putonahappyface]

Eat more fiber and drink more water.

I do and I end up on the toilet on average of three times a day, thus sitting on the toilet for longer periods of time.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I always wash my ass after a poop, unless at work ofc, because thats....what every human being should do especially if you have hair down there.

Wet wipes ftw.

 

[The Stig]

This has been sponsored by business owners who have had enough of people spending too long in the bathroom.

Nonsense

 

[GymWolf]

Sponge with soap is what kings do.

 

[DKehoe]

But what am I supposed to do at work if I don’t take a half hour dump every 90 minutes?

 

[The Cockatrice]

Wet wipes ftw.

Or that, yes, but not as cheap. Good for work poops tho

 

[Durien]

But what am I supposed to do at work if I don’t take a half hour dump every 90 minutes?

Maybe go see a gastroenterologist?

 

[Chuck Berry]

Sitting for prolonged periods is simply bad in general, no?

But damn, they're suggesting a 10 minute time limit on the pot?

I don't think I can comply, Captain. I have certain rituals that I must adhere to.

After eating so many lunches per day, I believe it

 

[RoboFu]

I take a shit running at full speed.

 

[Hookshot]

Shit in bin bags and throw them in the bushes. The neighborhood with think someone's got a large dog, and your ass is hemorrhoid free.

 

[LordCBH]

Work?

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

I take a shit running at full speed.

 

[Paltheos]

How do people spend so much time on the can? I'm in and out.
Eat plenty of fiber, people. The poop just slides out. It's almost a pleasant experience.

 

[LordCBH]

Maybe go see a gastroenterologist?

I did. He said I have the strongest gut he’s ever seen. The healthiest gut. A true American gut. A gut so strong it makes everyone else’s look weak.

 

[Power Pro]

Tell this to my IBS...I don't want to be on the toilet long, but my body demands otherwise

 

[daffyduck]

 

[Bry0]

I’m paying for this right now. Eat your fiber yall.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Sponge with soap is what kings do.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

I don’t get how people can sit on the toilet for so long and especially use their phone or play on their switch/steam deck.

I want to get my shit done ASAP. And it’s fucking disgusting sitting there breathing in poop particles, poop particles going all over your device of choice, and then touching it with your poopy smelling hands. I bet most people don’t even bother washing their hands.

I wouldn’t want to be near any of your stinky ass phones or handheld consoles. The buttons are probably all crusty with pee drops and poop mushrooms growing out the vents.

 

[GymWolf]

Poop mushrooms??

 

[Putonahappyface]

I don’t get how people can sit on the toilet for so long and especially use their phone or play on their switch/steam deck.

I want to get my shit done ASAP. And it’s fucking disgusting sitting there breathing in poop particles, poop particles going all over your device of choice, and then touching it with your poopy smelling hands. I bet most people don’t even bother washing their hands.

I wouldn’t want to be near any of your stinky ass phones or handheld consoles. The buttons are probably all crusty with pee drops and poop mushrooms growing out the vents.

I can assure you my friend that the fecal matter fairy visits us all, regardless of our cleanliness habbits.

 

[GymWolf]

Is that you after wiping yo ass with just TP?!

 

[Putonahappyface]

Is that you after wiping yo ass with just TP?!

Do you use a fresh sponge every time, or use the same one for awhile?

 

[GymWolf]

Do you use a fresh sponge every time, or use the same one for awhile?

I clean the sponge after every use with hot water and soap, and change it after a while,

People cleaning their asses after taking a shit is such an alien concept or what?

 

[Putonahappyface]

I clean the sponge after every use, and change it after a while.

People cleaning their asses after taking a shit is such an alien concept or what?

You need a new one after every use!

 

[GymWolf]

You need a new one after every use!

Do you need a new pair of hands everytime your fingers inevitably touch your shit when you use toilette paper? No because you clean them with water and soap.

My shit sponge is probably cleaner than some asses over here

 

[Lunarorbit]

I had a friend who would routinely sit and read for up to an hour on the toilet in elementary school. He must have horrible hemorrhoids.

 

[StabbyStabStabStabStab]

Do you need a new pair of hands everytime your fingers inevitably touch your shit when you use toilette paper?

Get yourself a decent bidet bro - give that bullet hole a proper douche every time.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Do you need a new pair of hands everytime your fingers inevitably touch your shit when you use toilette paper?

Toilet paper? I just let it run down my leg and shower once a fortnight when it forms a thick crust.

 

[GymWolf]

Get yourself a decent bidet bro - give that bullet hole a proper douche every time.

I have a bidet and i also use a sponge, do you people use your fucking fingers or just the water stream to clean your butthole when you use a bidet and have the audacity of calling other people out??

Spoiler

i know we are joking but still

 

[poppabk]

bro in the 90s I was getting through full book chapters or most if not all of a Nintendo Power on the can

Yeah in a family of five in a small house the porcelain throne was the only place I could get some peace.

 

[GymWolf]

Yeah in a family of five in a small house the porcelain throne was the only place I could get some peace.

It is scientifically proven that the brain absorb more info when you read something while on the throne.

People only use 20% of their brain when they are not taking a shit.