Dr.Morris79
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That was fucking shit
Fuck man, when you put it like this, the Alien franchise really feels/is formulaic, no lies detected...
...and this is why I liked Prometheus, the setting, lore etc felt "fresh" at the time, shame then that Ridley managed to fuck it up in such a spectacular fashion, shit, just the fact with the exposition bit that Jesus Christ was an actual Engineer "product" was completely left out of the final cut during the Engineer/David/Weyland dialogue (amongst other interesting bits) tells you everything you need to know about Ridley not giving a fuck, that, and all the other idiotic bits to point of being almost comedic (Helmets off while exploring an alien installation on a remote planet, the "scientists" acting like 10 year olds, Rapace's AMAZING side-strafing while the alien spaceship comes crashing down on her etc etc)...
Also, what about half of Covenant's plot/beats/scenes which get shown only - wait for it - during YouTube promo material ? What about the amazing scenes that were written but never actually made it into the final movie ? You know, scenes that actually made sense and explained/explored the lore better ? (Arrival on Engineer planet, David's relationship with Shawn, how she put him back together, the grim experiments he performed on her, the fact that he actually felt like he fell in love with her etc etc).
FUCK man, there was SO much potential with both Prometheus and Covenant and yet, we got the explosive diarrhea(s) that Ridley delivered us.
I love the Alien franchise guys but, same as the Silent hill games, I'm just tired of getting disappointed, this trailer did nothing for me, yes, I know that I'm gonna watch it having 0 expectations.and it will still leave me disappointed.
It's basically Stockholm syndrome at this point.
OMG"THUR'S SUMFIM IN DA WO'AH"
"What?"
"THUR'S SUMFIN IN DA FOOKIN WO'AH"
lmao
They were truly something special. I used to buy them in Trocadero london, when Alien war was there..Dark Horse Alien comics were fantastic.
That chestburster was awesome. Put down the pipe.That did nothing for me. Looks completely derivative.
Yeah, is Games Workshop running around making threats that anything with Space Marines vs aliens in a derelict ship is infringing on Space Hulk or something? I feel like the most logical and surefire Aliens plot is just sitting right there but no one will touch it.Why does it have to be such a young cast? I want a movie with testosterone filled, god damned sexual Tyrannosauruses going against xenomorphs.
I'm going to have a “grumpy old man yells at clouds” moment by saying how much I dislike modern casting, when I see these ‘modern actors’ in such a well-established and once-revered franchise. They lack the charisma, screen presence, stature of the actors from the past. Ugh.
LOL, these guys in only 2 minutes stand out more than like 90% of the cast of Alien 3. Aside from the doctor and the preacher, everyone else in terms of the new characters just blended with one another. Which made it such a bad decision to have that attempted rape scene, because the prisoners all blended together, I only could care if Ripley, the doctor, and preacher made it out alive as everyone else could have presumably been a rapist since they all weren’t distinct from one another so I didn’t know who to detest or not. Didn’t help the audio mixing was bad so plenty of times I couldn’t hear shit in terms of their dialogue without subtitles.
Like, Alien 4 might be dumber, but I’ll give it this, I remember far more of the characters in that one.
But really, only Aliens I would praise for its entire cast in both casting and writing. Alien has a good cast all around but a good deal of them are pretty one note (I hope when those two guys go to heaven, they get that bonus they wouldn’t stop asking about, LOL). Alien 4 had some good cast members….but it was also Alien 4. Prometheus had half its characters be fucking morons while the other half were decent/good (primarily Michael Fassbender, Idris Elba, and Noomi Rapace) and then Alien Covenant saw Prometheus’ number of characters making bad decisions and said, “hold my beer”. Michael Fassbender carried Covenant hard (not enough to make it good, but still), his two characters were the only ones on point.
But this cast seems fine. I know the main actress Cailee Spaeny from Bad Times at the El Royale (a film more people should see), she was good in that. Isabela Merced is great. Don’t know the others, but this is a franchise that began with an at-the-time unknown actress playing the lead character, so it would be ironic to judge someone until I see their performance.
Yet I am the asshole for not running off to watch this kind of shit in the theaters. Fuck, aliens and cowboys would be more fun. What is the point? It looks the same as ones that are already out.
Still laughing at this."THUR'S SUMFIM IN DA WO'AH"
"What?"
"THUR'S SUMFIN IN DA FOOKIN WO'AH"
lmao
"THUR'S SUMFIN IN DA FOOKIN WO'AH"
Oh you sweet summer child.Sure ,why not. Can't be any worse than covenant.
What is that accent, anyway? Sounds hilarious"THUR'S SUMFIM IN DA WO'AH"
"What?"
"THUR'S SUMFIN IN DA FOOKIN WO'AH"
lmao
You got that feeling too?They should call this one Aliens: school trip.
You got that feeling too?
I thought that, then thought maybe I'm just old. Watched it again and no, it really does give off a Twilight Aliens feeling
It doesn't help that no actor today looks gruff in any way..
These kids look like they've just left university
Look at the crew of Alien~
They wasn't even that old and they look like they've lived a life and fit the roles perfect, natural looking in that situation. Great casting.
Look at the crew of Aliens~
Ripley looks out of place, as she was, she didnt even want to go. The Marines? Looking like badass motherfuckers with sharp sticks, they look Marinish.. you wouldn't fuck with em. Great casting
This Aliens crew?
Exactly.All we can have is young, inexperienced kids, running from aliens. Basically, just a teenager slasher movie in space.
Weird way to tell us you did not have a good time at the cinema since 1991 !Watched every Alien, Predator, and Terminator released in theatres and will continue to do so
Weird way to tell us you did not have a good time at the cinema since 1991 !
Saw Alien Resurrection with my family and had fun, the audience liked it too. Then we got the ps1 game afterwards which was awesome and fookin scary. Its myleastfav of the original 4 movies,butdefinitely a fun 90s theatre experience.
AVP1 was fun in the theatre too. Its a bad movie with CGI that aged like milk but the audience reaction was palpable when you saw them fight for the first time. Was still novel, came out sort of around the time of those Freddy vs Jason flicks if I recall.
Predator 2018 is the only truly horrible time I had, saw it with my dad. It takes a real hack of a director to make me wish for a movie to end when it stars cutie pie Olivia Munm. Like how do you fuck that up so badly.
With all characters being just very young adults, it also limits the type of characters we can have.
We no longer can have the wise old man/women character. Or the gruff military veteran. The experienced engineer that always finds a solution. The experience leader. Etc.
All we can have is young, inexperienced kids, running from aliens. Basically, just a teenager slasher movie in space.
Sound like brit accent.What is that accent, anyway? Sounds hilarious
And its Shane Black no less, who up till then had a REALLY GOOD track record as a writer and director, including Predator! He MADE the 80's action scene! What went so horribly wrong with The Predator ought to be its own documentary. Black has ZERO credits since 2018, I think that film just totally sunk him.Predator 2018 is the only truly horrible time I had, saw it with my dad. It takes a real hack of a director to make me wish for a movie to end when it stars cutie pie Olivia Munm. Like how do you fuck that up so badly.