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Trajan (53–117 AD)​

Emperor Trajan, born as Marcus Ulpius Traianus, is often remembered as one of the greatest Roman emperors. His reign from 98 to 117 AD marked the zenith of the Roman Empire in terms of territorial expansion and prosperity.

Trajan was born in a non-patrician family from Hispania Baetica (modern-day Spain) and rose through the military ranks, demonstrating exceptional leadership and military acumen. His conquests expanded the Roman Empire to its greatest territorial extent, adding Dacia (modern Romania), Armenia, Mesopotamia, and parts of the Parthian Empire to Roman control.

Under Trajan, the empire flourished in wealth and stability. He was known for his philanthropic approach and public works. Trajan's Forum, including the famous Trajan's Market and Trajan's Column in Rome, are testaments to his architectural ambitions. The Column, adorned with a spiraling frieze, depicts scenes from the Dacian Wars and serves as an enduring monument to his military successes.

Trajan also implemented significant welfare policies, like the alimenta, which provided state-funded assistance to poor children across Italy. He is remembered for his fair and effective administration and his efforts to extend Roman citizenship.

His death in 117 AD marked the end of an era of capable and effective emperors. Trajan's legacy is often encapsulated in the Senate's declaration upon his death: "Optimus Princeps" (the best ruler), reflecting the high regard in which he was held by his contemporaries and successive generations.


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Julius Caesar (100–44 BC)​

Gaius Julius Caesar, an iconic figure in world history, was a Roman general, statesman, and a pivotal catalyst in the transition from Roman Republic to Empire. His life and assassination have been immortalized in literature and art, symbolizing the end of one era and the birth of another in Roman history.

Born into the Julii, an old and noble patrician family, Caesar quickly rose through the ranks of Roman politics and military, driven by his ambition, military genius, and charismatic leadership. His conquest of Gaul (58–50 BC) was a momentous military achievement, significantly expanding Roman territory and establishing his military prowess.

His crossing of the Rubicon River in 49 BC, defying the Senate's orders, led to a civil war that culminated in his dictatorship. This act is often seen as the point of no return, leading to the end of the Roman Republic. As a dictator, Caesar initiated significant reforms, such as the Julian calendar, reorganization of municipalities, and providing land to veterans.

Caesar's rule was marked by both his popularity among the lower classes, who saw him as a champion against the oligarchic Senate, and his growing autocratic tendencies, which alarmed the Roman elite. His assassination on the Ides of March (March 15) 44 BC, led by Brutus, Cassius, and other senators, was a culmination of the conflict between the changing dynamics of power in Rome and the traditional republican institutions.

Caesar's death sparked a series of civil wars and political turmoil, eventually leading to the rise of his adopted heir, Octavian (Augustus), and the birth of the Roman Empire. His life, filled with political intrigue, military triumphs, and dramatic downfall, has had a lasting impact on history, influencing political thought, literature, and the course of Western civilization.


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Elagabalus (c. 204–222 AD)​

Emperor Elagabalus, born Varius Avitus Bassianus, was one of the most controversial and enigmatic figures in Roman history. He reigned as Roman Emperor from 218 to 222 AD, ascending to the throne as a teenager after the death of his cousin Caracalla. His reign is often noted for religious and cultural eccentricities, as well as for his disregard for Roman religious traditions and sexual norms of the time.

Elagabalus was a priest of the Syrian sun god Elagabal (also known as El-Gabal) in his hometown Emesa (modern-day Homs, Syria). His rise to power was orchestrated by his grandmother, Julia Maesa, who capitalized on his resemblance to his cousin, the late Emperor Caracalla, to instigate a military revolt that eventually placed him on the throne.

Once emperor, Elagabalus' most notable action was introducing the worship of Elagabal as a supreme deity in the Roman pantheon, a move that alienated many in Rome. He even married a Vestal Virgin, which was both a religious taboo and a scandal. His religious reforms were viewed as a direct challenge to traditional Roman religious practices and sparked significant opposition.

Elagabalus' personal life was equally controversial. He is reported to have married multiple times, both men and women, and is said to have indulged in extravagant and decadent lifestyles. Contemporary and later sources, many of which are hostile, describe him engaging in behavior that was considered shocking and offensive by Roman standards.

His reign came to a violent end in 222 AD when he was assassinated by the Praetorian Guard, which was unhappy with his leadership. He was succeeded by his cousin Severus Alexander, who promptly restored traditional Roman religious practices. Elagabalus' reign, though short and infamous, is a significant reflection of the complexities of Roman imperial politics, religious tolerance (and intolerance), and the societal norms of the time.


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Caligula (12–41 AD)​

Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, known as Caligula, was the third Roman emperor, ruling from 37 to 41 AD. The son of the beloved Roman general Germanicus and Augustus' granddaughter Agrippina the Elder, Caligula's early years were marked by a deadly struggle for power within the Julio-Claudian dynasty.

His nickname "Caligula" (meaning "little soldier's boot") was a term of endearment given by his father's soldiers during his childhood. After the premature death of his parents and brothers, Caligula was left at the mercy of the Emperor Tiberius, who eventually adopted him as his heir.

Initially, Caligula's ascent to power was well-received; he was welcomed as a fresh start after the dark and paranoid reign of Tiberius. However, his rule quickly turned from promising to tyrannical. After a severe illness early in his reign, which some historians speculate may have affected his mental health, Caligula's behavior became increasingly erratic and cruel.

He is infamous for his extravagance, sadistic indulgences, and absolute power. Caligula reportedly squandered vast sums on luxurious construction projects, lavish games, and reportedly planned to appoint his horse Incitatus as a consul, demonstrating his disregard for Roman political institutions.

Caligula's reign was also marked by tension with the Senate and the Roman elite, as he increasingly disregarded traditional Roman power structures. His autocratic rule and the fear he inspired led to several unsuccessful conspiracies against him.

His reign ended abruptly in 41 AD when he was assassinated in a conspiracy involving officers of the Praetorian Guard, senators, and courtiers. Caligula's death marked a significant turning point, highlighting the instability and dangers of the early imperial system. His legacy is a complex blend of madness, tyranny, and a cautionary tale of absolute power corrupting absolutely in the annals of history.


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Agrippina Minor (15–59 AD)​

Agrippina the Younger, also known as Agrippina Minor, was a prominent figure in the Julio-Claudian dynasty and a key player in the politics of the early Roman Empire. Born to Germanicus and Agrippina the Elder, she was a part of the imperial family and used her connections, intelligence, and ambition to secure power.

Agrippina's life was marked by her marriages, each strategically advantageous. Her first marriage was to Gnaeus Domitius Ahenobarbus, with whom she had a son, the future Emperor Nero. After Domitius' death, she married her uncle, Emperor Claudius, in 49 AD – a union that was both politically motivated and scandalous, as it required a change in Roman law prohibiting such unions.

As Empress, Agrippina wielded considerable influence. She was instrumental in securing the throne for Nero, her son from her first marriage, over Claudius' biological son, Britannicus. She is often depicted as an ambitious and ruthless woman who didn't hesitate to eliminate rivals and manipulate political situations to her advantage.

Agrippina's relationship with her son Nero deteriorated rapidly once he became Emperor. As Nero grew more independent and assertive, their relationship became strained, leading to a deadly power struggle. In 59 AD, Nero, feeling threatened by his mother's power and influence, ordered her murder. Her death was a dramatic and grim end to a life steeped in political intrigue and power struggles.

Agrippina Minor's legacy is a complex one, as she navigated the treacherous waters of Roman imperial politics as a woman in a patriarchal society. Her life story is a testament to the power dynamics and family intrigues that characterized the Roman Empire's ruling elite.


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Hadrian (76–138 AD)​

Emperor Hadrian, born Publius Aelius Hadrianus, ruled the Roman Empire from 117 to 138 AD. He is known as one of the "Five Good Emperors" and was renowned for his extensive building projects, cultural patronage, and the consolidation of the empire's boundaries.

Hadrian was born in Italica (in modern-day Spain) to a senatorial family. He was a cousin of Emperor Trajan, and his succession, though somewhat controversial, was facilitated by Trajan's wife, Plotina. Hadrian's reign marked a significant shift from the expansionist policies of his predecessors to a focus on consolidation and cultural integration.

One of Hadrian's most famous legacies is Hadrian's Wall in Britain, a massive fortification marking the northern limit of Roman Britain. It symbolized his policy of securing and strengthening the empire's borders rather than expanding them.

Hadrian was also a great patron of the arts and architecture. He rebuilt the Pantheon in Rome, one of the best-preserved of all Ancient Roman buildings, and constructed many temples, buildings, and cities throughout the empire. His villa at Tivoli is another example of his architectural and artistic patronage.

Culturally, Hadrian was known for his philhellenism – a love for Greek culture. He traveled extensively throughout the Empire, spending more than half of his reign outside of Italy, a rare occurrence for a Roman emperor.

His personal life, particularly his relationship with Antinous, a young Greek from Bithynia, has been a subject of interest and speculation. After Antinous' mysterious death in the Nile, Hadrian deified him, and his cult spread throughout the empire.

Hadrian's reign was marked by relative peace and prosperity, but also by some conflicts and Jewish rebellions. He died in 138 AD, leaving a legacy as a ruler who was both an able administrator and a patron of arts and culture. His reign represents a period of stability and cultural flourishing in the Roman Empire.


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Antinous (c. 111–130 AD)​

Antinous was not an emperor, but he is a notable figure in Roman history, primarily for his close relationship with Emperor Hadrian. Born in Bithynia (a region in modern-day Turkey) around 111 AD, Antinous became famous throughout the Roman world for his beauty and his intimate association with Hadrian, who was deeply fond of him.

Antinous met Hadrian around 123 AD, and soon after, he became part of the emperor's entourage, accompanying him on his travels across the empire. Their relationship is often interpreted as a romantic one, although the exact nature of their bond is a subject of historical debate.

Tragically, Antinous died under mysterious circumstances in 130 AD, drowning in the Nile River during a journey to Egypt. His death profoundly affected Hadrian, who mourned him deeply. In an unprecedented move, Hadrian deified Antinous, a rare honor for someone of his status and background. Temples were built in his honor, and a city in Egypt was named Antinoöpolis.

The cult of Antinous spread rapidly across the empire, reflecting both the emperor's grief and the young man's enduring appeal. Images of Antinous, often idealized and in the style of Greek gods, became widespread. Today, many sculptures and artworks survive, testifying to his lasting impact on Roman art and culture.

Antinous' story is significant not only for its romantic and tragic aspects but also for what it reveals about personal relationships, cultural norms, and religious practices in the Roman Empire.


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Titus (39–81 AD)​

Emperor Titus, born Titus Flavius Vespasianus, ruled the Roman Empire from 79 to 81 AD. The eldest son of Emperor Vespasian, he was the second ruler of the Flavian dynasty. His reign, though short, was marked by significant events and his popularity among the Roman people.

Before becoming emperor, Titus gained renown as a military commander under his father during the Jewish-Roman War, culminating in the Siege of Jerusalem in 70 AD. This campaign led to the destruction of the Second Temple, a pivotal event in Jewish history.

As emperor, Titus is best known for completing the construction of the Flavian Amphitheatre, commonly known as the Colosseum, initiated by his father. The Colosseum was inaugurated in 80 AD with lavish games that lasted 100 days, featuring gladiatorial contests, animal hunts, and naval battles.

Titus' reign was also marked by several disasters. The eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD buried the cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum, and Titus is remembered for his efforts to provide relief to the victims of this catastrophe. Additionally, a fire broke out in Rome in 80 AD, followed by an outbreak of plague the next year. Titus' response to these crises earned him admiration for his compassion and effectiveness.

Despite his successful reign and public popularity, Titus' rule was brief. He died in 81 AD after just two years as emperor, succeeded by his brother Domitian. His short reign was remembered as a period of good governance, and he was deified by the Senate shortly after his death. Titus is often remembered with the phrase "love and do as you wish," highlighting his reputedly benevolent and affable nature.


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Marcus Aurelius (121–180 AD)​

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus, known as Marcus Aurelius, was Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 AD. He is remembered as the last of the "Five Good Emperors" and a significant Stoic philosopher. His reign was marked by military conflict but also by his philosophical temperament and commitment to duty.

Born into a patrician family, Marcus Aurelius was adopted by Emperor Antoninus Pius, his uncle, at the behest of Emperor Hadrian. This adoption placed him in the line of succession, and he ascended to the throne in 161 AD, initially co-ruling with his adoptive brother Lucius Verus until Verus' death in 169 AD.

Marcus Aurelius' reign was dominated by military campaigns, particularly against the Parthian Empire and along the Danubian frontier against several Germanic tribes. These conflicts, often defensive, were critical in protecting the boundaries of the Roman Empire.

Apart from his military engagements, Marcus Aurelius is best known for his intellectual pursuits, particularly his devotion to Stoic philosophy. His work, "Meditations," written while on campaign, is a significant source of modern understanding of ancient Stoic philosophy. This collection of personal writings reflects his insights on duty, resilience, and the nature of human life, offering guidance on how to live in a turbulent world.

His reign is often considered the end of the Pax Romana, a long period of relative peace and stability within the Roman Empire. The increasing pressure from external enemies during his rule marked a turning point towards the eventual decline of the empire.

Marcus Aurelius died in 180 AD, leaving the empire to his son Commodus, whose reign contrasted sharply with his father's and marked the beginning of the empire's gradual decline. Despite this, Marcus Aurelius remains a revered figure in history, celebrated for his philosophical mind and just rule.


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Augustus (63 BC – 14 AD)​

Augustus, born Gaius Octavius Thurinus and later known as Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus, was the founder of the Roman Empire and its first Emperor, ruling from 27 BC until his death in 14 AD. His reign heralded the transition from the Roman Republic to the Roman Empire and initiated a period of relative peace known as the Pax Romana.

The great-nephew and adopted son of Julius Caesar, Augustus rose to power after Caesar's assassination in 44 BC. He formed the Second Triumvirate with Mark Antony and Marcus Lepidus to defeat Caesar's assassins. However, the alliance soon dissolved, and Augustus emerged victorious from a series of civil wars that engulfed the Roman world.

In 27 BC, Augustus ostensibly restored the republic, while in reality, he maintained all real power, cleverly manipulating political institutions and public perception to establish a new form of veiled autocracy. He was granted the title "Augustus" by the Roman Senate, a term implying both religious and political authority.

His rule brought much-needed stability to Rome after years of civil war. He reformed the Roman system of taxation, developed networks of roads, established a standing army and the Praetorian Guard, and rebuilt much of the city of Rome. His cultural patronage helped usher in the Roman Golden Age of literature and arts, prominently featuring poets like Virgil, Horace, and Ovid.

Augustus' foreign policy was marked by a mix of military expansion and diplomacy, securing Rome's borders and creating a balance of power that kept the empire at peace for over two decades.

His death in 14 AD marked the end of a long and influential reign. Augustus' legacy was immense; he transformed the Roman state and set the stage for its empire to flourish for centuries. He is often remembered for his famous quote, "I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble."


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Agrippina the Elder (14 BC – 33 AD)​

Agrippina the Elder, born Vipsania Agrippina, was a prominent figure in Roman history, known for her noble lineage, her marriage to the popular general Germanicus, and her subsequent tragic fate. As a member of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, she played a significant role in the imperial family's dynamics.

Born into the powerful and influential Claudian family, Agrippina married Germanicus, a grandson of Augustus and a celebrated military commander. This union further solidified her position in Roman high society. They had nine children, including future Emperor Caligula and Agrippina the Younger, the mother of Nero.

Agrippina was renowned for her strong will, intelligence, and loyalty to her husband. She accompanied Germanicus on his campaigns and was highly respected by the soldiers. Her popularity and influence, however, became a source of tension with Emperor Tiberius, who viewed the growing popularity of Germanicus and his family as a threat to his own power.

The death of Germanicus in 19 AD under mysterious circumstances was a turning point in Agrippina's life. She became outspoken about her belief that Tiberius was involved in her husband's death, which led to her increasing alienation and persecution by the emperor and his powerful Praetorian Prefect, Sejanus.

Agrippina's defiance against Tiberius and her efforts to protect her family's position led to her downfall. In 29 AD, she was arrested and exiled. Her tragic end came in 33 AD, when she reportedly died of starvation, possibly a forced suicide, in exile.

Agrippina the Elder's legacy is marked by her strength, resilience, and tragic fate, embodying the turbulent nature of Roman imperial politics and the often perilous position of women within it.


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Nero (37–68 AD)​

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, commonly known as Nero, was the fifth Roman Emperor, ruling from 54 to 68 AD. His reign is often associated with tyranny, extravagance, and the infamous Great Fire of Rome. Nero was the last ruler of the Julio-Claudian dynasty.

Born Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus, Nero was the son of Agrippina the Younger and the great-grandson of Augustus. After his mother married Emperor Claudius, Nero was adopted by Claudius, became his heir, and eventually succeeded him.

Nero's early reign was marked by the influence of his mother, Agrippina, his tutor Seneca, and the Praetorian Prefect Burrus. During this period, Nero was seen as a competent ruler. He focused on diplomacy, trade, and enhancing the cultural life of the empire. The first five years of his reign, known as Quinquennium Neronis, were considered relatively good and stable.

However, as Nero gained more independence, his rule became more autocratic. His relationship with his mother deteriorated, culminating in Nero arranging her murder in 59 AD. This act marked a turning point in his reign, leading to increased paranoia and tyranny.

Nero's reign saw significant events like the Great Fire of Rome in 64 AD. While it is uncertain whether Nero was responsible for the fire, he used the disaster to blame the Christians, leading to the first major persecution of this group. Post-fire, Nero built the opulent Domus Aurea, a vast palace complex, which was seen as an emblem of his extravagance.

Nero was also known for his artistic ambitions, performing in public as a musician and actor, which was considered undignified for an emperor. His participation in the arts, alongside his notorious personal life, earned him criticism and alienation among the Roman elite.

In 68 AD, after a series of revolts and loss of support from the Praetorian Guard, Nero was declared a public enemy by the Senate. Facing imminent overthrow, he committed suicide, reportedly lamenting, "What an artist dies in me!"

Nero's reign is often remembered for its final years of tyranny, extravagance, and the arts' patronage, leaving a complex and controversial legacy in Roman history.


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Cleopatra (69–30 BC)​

Cleopatra VII Philopator, known simply as Cleopatra, was the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. Her reign is famous for her intelligence, political acumen, and romantic liaisons with powerful Roman generals, significantly influencing the politics of the ancient Mediterranean world.

Born into the Ptolemaic dynasty, a family of Greek origin that ruled Egypt after the death of Alexander the Great, Cleopatra ascended to the throne in 51 BC. She was initially co-ruler with her brother Ptolemy XIII, but their relationship soon deteriorated into civil war.

Cleopatra is perhaps best known for her relationships with two of the most powerful Romans of her time: Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. She first allied with Julius Caesar to regain her throne, which led to a romantic and political partnership culminating in the birth of their son, Caesarion. After Caesar's assassination in 44 BC, Cleopatra aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she had three children.

Her involvement with Antony set the stage for the final war of the Roman Republic. Their combined forces were ultimately defeated by Octavian (the future Emperor Augustus) at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC. Following their defeat, Antony and Cleopatra retreated to Egypt, where they both eventually committed suicide amid Octavian's invasion.

Cleopatra was a ruler with great political shrewdness and ambition. She was a linguist (known to speak several languages), a cultured monarch who patronized the arts and sciences, and skillfully navigated the dangerous waters of Roman politics. Her death marked the end of both the Ptolemaic Kingdom and the Hellenistic Era, leading to the Roman annexation of Egypt and the rise of the Roman Empire.


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Caracalla (188–217 AD)​

Lucius Septimius Bassianus, better known as Caracalla, was a Roman Emperor who ruled from 198 to 217 AD. His reign was marked by a mix of significant legislative changes, military campaigns, and notorious acts of brutality.

Born to Septimius Severus, the founder of the Severan dynasty, and Julia Domna, Caracalla was co-emperor with his father from 198 and later with his brother Geta. In 211, after his father's death, Caracalla had his brother murdered, becoming the sole emperor. This act set the tone for his reign, characterized by suspicion and ruthless eliminations of perceived enemies.

One of Caracalla's most notable acts was the Constitutio Antoniniana in 212 AD, which extended Roman citizenship to all free men within the Roman Empire. This decree was both a means to increase tax revenues and a move towards greater legal uniformity across the empire.

As a military leader, Caracalla continued his father's campaigns and sought to expand the empire's borders. His most significant military campaign was against the Parthian Empire, though with mixed results. He also focused on strengthening the Roman army, increasing soldiers' pay, and making changes to their equipment and training.

Caracalla's reign came to an abrupt end in 217 AD when he was assassinated by a disaffected soldier during a campaign against the Parthians. His death marked the beginning of instability and the eventual fall of the Severan dynasty.

Caracalla is remembered for his authoritarian rule, military focus, and the far-reaching impact of his citizenship decree, which had significant social and economic repercussions for the Roman Empire.
 

EviLore

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Caligula looks exactly like Joffrey.

Nero looks like a school shooter.

Julius Caesar looks like someone you would not want to mess with.

Cleopatra looks like she did seduce the most powerful men alive.

Marcus Aurelius looks like a philosophy PhD.

Antinous looks like the most illustrious twink on Earth.

Elagabalus looks like a mafioso's screwup nephew who gets the entire family killed.
 

NeoIkaruGAF

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I can’t not see the stereotypical gaming YouTubers in Hadrian, Marcus Aurelius, Nero and Caracalla.

Caesar wishes he had that hair at that age.

Elagabalus looks like a street thug at best, and a Mexican cartel member if you’re not feeling that generous.

Antinous look on the set of a gay porn scene. The AI knows.

I don’t think Augustus was blonde (and neither Caligula). Light brown would fit him better.


These all look very good, if a little unimaginative. Hard to infer the actual features of somebody even from the most lifelike statue.

Oh, I forgot. I see great memetic potential in that rendition of Trajan looking sideways.
 

NeoIkaruGAF

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I never put too much attention to Caracalla’s frown. If that’s completely intentional and wasn’t made like it is now by some incredibly lucky scar of time, it’s really fantastic.

By the way, historian Mary Beard (author of the excellent SPQR) wrote an entire book on the portraits of the first twelve Caesars and their significance in art and popular culture through the ages. It’s interesting how we actually have no one statue that can definitely be identified with Julius Caesar, but the ones that have been historically labeled as his depictions irredeemably shaped the collective idea of Caesar’s features. Even more impressive is that the author theorizes that this could go both ways - ie, if an ancient Roman could see Caesar as he appears in the Asterix comics and had only seen statues of him and his profile on coins, they would probably recognize him.
 
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GymWolf

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I never put too much attention to Caracalla’s frown. If that’s completely intentional and wasn’t made like it is now by some incredibly lucky scar of time, it’s really fantastic.

By the way, the historian Mary Beard (author of the excellent SPQR) wrote an entire book on the portraits of the first twelve Caesars and their significance in art and popular culture through the ages. It’s interesting how we actually have no one statue that can definitely be identified with Julius Caesar, but the ones that have been historically labeled as his depictions irredeemably shaped the collective idea of Caesar’s features. Even more impressive is that the author theorizes that this could go both ways - ie, if an ancient Roman could see Caesar as he appears in the Asterix comics and had only seen statues of him and his profile on coins, they would probably recognize him.

Have you saw the carlo vanzina movie based on the book?

Anna falchi as poppea was otherworldy.
 
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Vick

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Yeah they all look familiar, most of them in a "here's a compilation of the ugliest people you've encountered in your life" kind of way.

Nice to see AI keep being the ultimate unintentional troll/trigger with that Cleopatra by the way.

And EviLore EviLore linking a Boldi and De Sica movie trailer while we discuss Anna Falchi's silicone boobs is the cherry on top of this lovely and surreal Thread. :messenger_heart:
 

Saber

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Hadrian is the only one I feel is represented wrong, as his face looks more like a normal soycuck from this generation.
 

GymWolf

Member
Can confirm!

Looks like it's never been released in the US or subtitled in English, but it's up on DailyMotion in good quality, so I'm going to AI subtitle it :lollipop_horns:

Crazy that a Leslie Nielson movie has been completely ignored in the States.


I think it's because the movie is mostly an italian comedy and very minorly a leslie nielsen movie.

I have no idea how americans chose what italian movies are worth a dub.
 
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I thought Greeks were black
As a Greek, I can confirm, we're all black, praise be Will Smith's wife 😁

In other news : most look like the typical Ostia gang/mafia members (them nose bridges).

- Caligula looks like a paedo and school shooter AND serial killer at the same time.
- Antinous looks like an anime villain
- Caracalla looks like the typical Secondigliano/Scampia mafioso straight out of Gomorra.

Jokes aside, this is very cool and interesting !
 
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Vick

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Wait, let me check again bro, brb 🤣
Internet won't help you here I'm afraid. But trust me, he must have copulated all day long everyday till his death because that DNA's spread all over Rome and surroundings.

Even Nolan's Batman italian voice, and hardcore-roman superhero from Italy's only superhero movie (the actually awesome Lo Chiamavano Jeeg Robot), could be a distant relative of his..

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And since we mentioned Boldi and De Sica movies, some of the silliest characters in most of their movies have been played by the heaviest roman accented person in Italy.. who also look like he belongs in the family.

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winjer

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Caesar has the intense look of someone capable of killing a bunch of pirates in cold blood and wipe out hundreds of Celtic villages in a genocidal rampage.
 

violence

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Marcus Aurelius seems like a guy with super light eyes. There’s no way to know of course.
 
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Trajan (53–117 AD)​

Emperor Trajan, born as Marcus Ulpius Traianus, is often remembered as one of the greatest Roman emperors. His reign from 98 to 117 AD marked the zenith of the Roman Empire in terms of territorial expansion and prosperity.

Trajan was born in a non-patrician family from Hispania Baetica (modern-day Spain) and rose through the military ranks, demonstrating exceptional leadership and military acumen. His conquests expanded the Roman Empire to its greatest territorial extent, adding Dacia (modern Romania), Armenia, Mesopotamia, and parts of the Parthian Empire to Roman control.

Under Trajan, the empire flourished in wealth and stability. He was known for his philanthropic approach and public works. Trajan's Forum, including the famous Trajan's Market and Trajan's Column in Rome, are testaments to his architectural ambitions. The Column, adorned with a spiraling frieze, depicts scenes from the Dacian Wars and serves as an enduring monument to his military successes.

Trajan also implemented significant welfare policies, like the alimenta, which provided state-funded assistance to poor children across Italy. He is remembered for his fair and effective administration and his efforts to extend Roman citizenship.

His death in 117 AD marked the end of an era of capable and effective emperors. Trajan's legacy is often encapsulated in the Senate's declaration upon his death: "Optimus Princeps" (the best ruler), reflecting the high regard in which he was held by his contemporaries and successive generations.


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Julius Caesar (100–44 BC)​

Gaius Julius Caesar, an iconic figure in world history, was a Roman general, statesman, and a pivotal catalyst in the transition from Roman Republic to Empire. His life and assassination have been immortalized in literature and art, symbolizing the end of one era and the birth of another in Roman history.

Born into the Julii, an old and noble patrician family, Caesar quickly rose through the ranks of Roman politics and military, driven by his ambition, military genius, and charismatic leadership. His conquest of Gaul (58–50 BC) was a momentous military achievement, significantly expanding Roman territory and establishing his military prowess.

His crossing of the Rubicon River in 49 BC, defying the Senate's orders, led to a civil war that culminated in his dictatorship. This act is often seen as the point of no return, leading to the end of the Roman Republic. As a dictator, Caesar initiated significant reforms, such as the Julian calendar, reorganization of municipalities, and providing land to veterans.

Caesar's rule was marked by both his popularity among the lower classes, who saw him as a champion against the oligarchic Senate, and his growing autocratic tendencies, which alarmed the Roman elite. His assassination on the Ides of March (March 15) 44 BC, led by Brutus, Cassius, and other senators, was a culmination of the conflict between the changing dynamics of power in Rome and the traditional republican institutions.

Caesar's death sparked a series of civil wars and political turmoil, eventually leading to the rise of his adopted heir, Octavian (Augustus), and the birth of the Roman Empire. His life, filled with political intrigue, military triumphs, and dramatic downfall, has had a lasting impact on history, influencing political thought, literature, and the course of Western civilization.


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Elagabalus (c. 204–222 AD)​

Emperor Elagabalus, born Varius Avitus Bassianus, was one of the most controversial and enigmatic figures in Roman history. He reigned as Roman Emperor from 218 to 222 AD, ascending to the throne as a teenager after the death of his cousin Caracalla. His reign is often noted for religious and cultural eccentricities, as well as for his disregard for Roman religious traditions and sexual norms of the time.

Elagabalus was a priest of the Syrian sun god Elagabal (also known as El-Gabal) in his hometown Emesa (modern-day Homs, Syria). His rise to power was orchestrated by his grandmother, Julia Maesa, who capitalized on his resemblance to his cousin, the late Emperor Caracalla, to instigate a military revolt that eventually placed him on the throne.

Once emperor, Elagabalus' most notable action was introducing the worship of Elagabal as a supreme deity in the Roman pantheon, a move that alienated many in Rome. He even married a Vestal Virgin, which was both a religious taboo and a scandal. His religious reforms were viewed as a direct challenge to traditional Roman religious practices and sparked significant opposition.

Elagabalus' personal life was equally controversial. He is reported to have married multiple times, both men and women, and is said to have indulged in extravagant and decadent lifestyles. Contemporary and later sources, many of which are hostile, describe him engaging in behavior that was considered shocking and offensive by Roman standards.

His reign came to a violent end in 222 AD when he was assassinated by the Praetorian Guard, which was unhappy with his leadership. He was succeeded by his cousin Severus Alexander, who promptly restored traditional Roman religious practices. Elagabalus' reign, though short and infamous, is a significant reflection of the complexities of Roman imperial politics, religious tolerance (and intolerance), and the societal norms of the time.


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Caligula (12–41 AD)​

Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, known as Caligula, was the third Roman emperor, ruling from 37 to 41 AD. The son of the beloved Roman general Germanicus and Augustus' granddaughter Agrippina the Elder, Caligula's early years were marked by a deadly struggle for power within the Julio-Claudian dynasty.

His nickname "Caligula" (meaning "little soldier's boot") was a term of endearment given by his father's soldiers during his childhood. After the premature death of his parents and brothers, Caligula was left at the mercy of the Emperor Tiberius, who eventually adopted him as his heir.

Initially, Caligula's ascent to power was well-received; he was welcomed as a fresh start after the dark and paranoid reign of Tiberius. However, his rule quickly turned from promising to tyrannical. After a severe illness early in his reign, which some historians speculate may have affected his mental health, Caligula's behavior became increasingly erratic and cruel.

He is infamous for his extravagance, sadistic indulgences, and absolute power. Caligula reportedly squandered vast sums on luxurious construction projects, lavish games, and reportedly planned to appoint his horse Incitatus as a consul, demonstrating his disregard for Roman political institutions.

Caligula's reign was also marked by tension with the Senate and the Roman elite, as he increasingly disregarded traditional Roman power structures. His autocratic rule and the fear he inspired led to several unsuccessful conspiracies against him.

His reign ended abruptly in 41 AD when he was assassinated in a conspiracy involving officers of the Praetorian Guard, senators, and courtiers. Caligula's death marked a significant turning point, highlighting the instability and dangers of the early imperial system. His legacy is a complex blend of madness, tyranny, and a cautionary tale of absolute power corrupting absolutely in the annals of history.


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Agrippina Minor (15–59 AD)​

Agrippina the Younger, also known as Agrippina Minor, was a prominent figure in the Julio-Claudian dynasty and a key player in the politics of the early Roman Empire. Born to Germanicus and Agrippina the Elder, she was a part of the imperial family and used her connections, intelligence, and ambition to secure power.

Agrippina's life was marked by her marriages, each strategically advantageous. Her first marriage was to Gnaeus Domitius Ahenobarbus, with whom she had a son, the future Emperor Nero. After Domitius' death, she married her uncle, Emperor Claudius, in 49 AD – a union that was both politically motivated and scandalous, as it required a change in Roman law prohibiting such unions.

As Empress, Agrippina wielded considerable influence. She was instrumental in securing the throne for Nero, her son from her first marriage, over Claudius' biological son, Britannicus. She is often depicted as an ambitious and ruthless woman who didn't hesitate to eliminate rivals and manipulate political situations to her advantage.

Agrippina's relationship with her son Nero deteriorated rapidly once he became Emperor. As Nero grew more independent and assertive, their relationship became strained, leading to a deadly power struggle. In 59 AD, Nero, feeling threatened by his mother's power and influence, ordered her murder. Her death was a dramatic and grim end to a life steeped in political intrigue and power struggles.

Agrippina Minor's legacy is a complex one, as she navigated the treacherous waters of Roman imperial politics as a woman in a patriarchal society. Her life story is a testament to the power dynamics and family intrigues that characterized the Roman Empire's ruling elite.


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Hadrian (76–138 AD)​

Emperor Hadrian, born Publius Aelius Hadrianus, ruled the Roman Empire from 117 to 138 AD. He is known as one of the "Five Good Emperors" and was renowned for his extensive building projects, cultural patronage, and the consolidation of the empire's boundaries.

Hadrian was born in Italica (in modern-day Spain) to a senatorial family. He was a cousin of Emperor Trajan, and his succession, though somewhat controversial, was facilitated by Trajan's wife, Plotina. Hadrian's reign marked a significant shift from the expansionist policies of his predecessors to a focus on consolidation and cultural integration.

One of Hadrian's most famous legacies is Hadrian's Wall in Britain, a massive fortification marking the northern limit of Roman Britain. It symbolized his policy of securing and strengthening the empire's borders rather than expanding them.

Hadrian was also a great patron of the arts and architecture. He rebuilt the Pantheon in Rome, one of the best-preserved of all Ancient Roman buildings, and constructed many temples, buildings, and cities throughout the empire. His villa at Tivoli is another example of his architectural and artistic patronage.

Culturally, Hadrian was known for his philhellenism – a love for Greek culture. He traveled extensively throughout the Empire, spending more than half of his reign outside of Italy, a rare occurrence for a Roman emperor.

His personal life, particularly his relationship with Antinous, a young Greek from Bithynia, has been a subject of interest and speculation. After Antinous' mysterious death in the Nile, Hadrian deified him, and his cult spread throughout the empire.

Hadrian's reign was marked by relative peace and prosperity, but also by some conflicts and Jewish rebellions. He died in 138 AD, leaving a legacy as a ruler who was both an able administrator and a patron of arts and culture. His reign represents a period of stability and cultural flourishing in the Roman Empire.


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Antinous (c. 111–130 AD)​

Antinous was not an emperor, but he is a notable figure in Roman history, primarily for his close relationship with Emperor Hadrian. Born in Bithynia (a region in modern-day Turkey) around 111 AD, Antinous became famous throughout the Roman world for his beauty and his intimate association with Hadrian, who was deeply fond of him.

Antinous met Hadrian around 123 AD, and soon after, he became part of the emperor's entourage, accompanying him on his travels across the empire. Their relationship is often interpreted as a romantic one, although the exact nature of their bond is a subject of historical debate.

Tragically, Antinous died under mysterious circumstances in 130 AD, drowning in the Nile River during a journey to Egypt. His death profoundly affected Hadrian, who mourned him deeply. In an unprecedented move, Hadrian deified Antinous, a rare honor for someone of his status and background. Temples were built in his honor, and a city in Egypt was named Antinoöpolis.

The cult of Antinous spread rapidly across the empire, reflecting both the emperor's grief and the young man's enduring appeal. Images of Antinous, often idealized and in the style of Greek gods, became widespread. Today, many sculptures and artworks survive, testifying to his lasting impact on Roman art and culture.

Antinous' story is significant not only for its romantic and tragic aspects but also for what it reveals about personal relationships, cultural norms, and religious practices in the Roman Empire.


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Titus (39–81 AD)​

Emperor Titus, born Titus Flavius Vespasianus, ruled the Roman Empire from 79 to 81 AD. The eldest son of Emperor Vespasian, he was the second ruler of the Flavian dynasty. His reign, though short, was marked by significant events and his popularity among the Roman people.

Before becoming emperor, Titus gained renown as a military commander under his father during the Jewish-Roman War, culminating in the Siege of Jerusalem in 70 AD. This campaign led to the destruction of the Second Temple, a pivotal event in Jewish history.

As emperor, Titus is best known for completing the construction of the Flavian Amphitheatre, commonly known as the Colosseum, initiated by his father. The Colosseum was inaugurated in 80 AD with lavish games that lasted 100 days, featuring gladiatorial contests, animal hunts, and naval battles.

Titus' reign was also marked by several disasters. The eruption of Mount Vesuvius in 79 AD buried the cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum, and Titus is remembered for his efforts to provide relief to the victims of this catastrophe. Additionally, a fire broke out in Rome in 80 AD, followed by an outbreak of plague the next year. Titus' response to these crises earned him admiration for his compassion and effectiveness.

Despite his successful reign and public popularity, Titus' rule was brief. He died in 81 AD after just two years as emperor, succeeded by his brother Domitian. His short reign was remembered as a period of good governance, and he was deified by the Senate shortly after his death. Titus is often remembered with the phrase "love and do as you wish," highlighting his reputedly benevolent and affable nature.


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Marcus Aurelius (121–180 AD)​

Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus, known as Marcus Aurelius, was Roman Emperor from 161 to 180 AD. He is remembered as the last of the "Five Good Emperors" and a significant Stoic philosopher. His reign was marked by military conflict but also by his philosophical temperament and commitment to duty.

Born into a patrician family, Marcus Aurelius was adopted by Emperor Antoninus Pius, his uncle, at the behest of Emperor Hadrian. This adoption placed him in the line of succession, and he ascended to the throne in 161 AD, initially co-ruling with his adoptive brother Lucius Verus until Verus' death in 169 AD.

Marcus Aurelius' reign was dominated by military campaigns, particularly against the Parthian Empire and along the Danubian frontier against several Germanic tribes. These conflicts, often defensive, were critical in protecting the boundaries of the Roman Empire.

Apart from his military engagements, Marcus Aurelius is best known for his intellectual pursuits, particularly his devotion to Stoic philosophy. His work, "Meditations," written while on campaign, is a significant source of modern understanding of ancient Stoic philosophy. This collection of personal writings reflects his insights on duty, resilience, and the nature of human life, offering guidance on how to live in a turbulent world.

His reign is often considered the end of the Pax Romana, a long period of relative peace and stability within the Roman Empire. The increasing pressure from external enemies during his rule marked a turning point towards the eventual decline of the empire.

Marcus Aurelius died in 180 AD, leaving the empire to his son Commodus, whose reign contrasted sharply with his father's and marked the beginning of the empire's gradual decline. Despite this, Marcus Aurelius remains a revered figure in history, celebrated for his philosophical mind and just rule.


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Augustus (63 BC – 14 AD)​

Augustus, born Gaius Octavius Thurinus and later known as Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus, was the founder of the Roman Empire and its first Emperor, ruling from 27 BC until his death in 14 AD. His reign heralded the transition from the Roman Republic to the Roman Empire and initiated a period of relative peace known as the Pax Romana.

The great-nephew and adopted son of Julius Caesar, Augustus rose to power after Caesar's assassination in 44 BC. He formed the Second Triumvirate with Mark Antony and Marcus Lepidus to defeat Caesar's assassins. However, the alliance soon dissolved, and Augustus emerged victorious from a series of civil wars that engulfed the Roman world.

In 27 BC, Augustus ostensibly restored the republic, while in reality, he maintained all real power, cleverly manipulating political institutions and public perception to establish a new form of veiled autocracy. He was granted the title "Augustus" by the Roman Senate, a term implying both religious and political authority.

His rule brought much-needed stability to Rome after years of civil war. He reformed the Roman system of taxation, developed networks of roads, established a standing army and the Praetorian Guard, and rebuilt much of the city of Rome. His cultural patronage helped usher in the Roman Golden Age of literature and arts, prominently featuring poets like Virgil, Horace, and Ovid.

Augustus' foreign policy was marked by a mix of military expansion and diplomacy, securing Rome's borders and creating a balance of power that kept the empire at peace for over two decades.

His death in 14 AD marked the end of a long and influential reign. Augustus' legacy was immense; he transformed the Roman state and set the stage for its empire to flourish for centuries. He is often remembered for his famous quote, "I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble."


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Agrippina the Elder (14 BC – 33 AD)​

Agrippina the Elder, born Vipsania Agrippina, was a prominent figure in Roman history, known for her noble lineage, her marriage to the popular general Germanicus, and her subsequent tragic fate. As a member of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, she played a significant role in the imperial family's dynamics.

Born into the powerful and influential Claudian family, Agrippina married Germanicus, a grandson of Augustus and a celebrated military commander. This union further solidified her position in Roman high society. They had nine children, including future Emperor Caligula and Agrippina the Younger, the mother of Nero.

Agrippina was renowned for her strong will, intelligence, and loyalty to her husband. She accompanied Germanicus on his campaigns and was highly respected by the soldiers. Her popularity and influence, however, became a source of tension with Emperor Tiberius, who viewed the growing popularity of Germanicus and his family as a threat to his own power.

The death of Germanicus in 19 AD under mysterious circumstances was a turning point in Agrippina's life. She became outspoken about her belief that Tiberius was involved in her husband's death, which led to her increasing alienation and persecution by the emperor and his powerful Praetorian Prefect, Sejanus.

Agrippina's defiance against Tiberius and her efforts to protect her family's position led to her downfall. In 29 AD, she was arrested and exiled. Her tragic end came in 33 AD, when she reportedly died of starvation, possibly a forced suicide, in exile.

Agrippina the Elder's legacy is marked by her strength, resilience, and tragic fate, embodying the turbulent nature of Roman imperial politics and the often perilous position of women within it.


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Nero (37–68 AD)​

Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, commonly known as Nero, was the fifth Roman Emperor, ruling from 54 to 68 AD. His reign is often associated with tyranny, extravagance, and the infamous Great Fire of Rome. Nero was the last ruler of the Julio-Claudian dynasty.

Born Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus, Nero was the son of Agrippina the Younger and the great-grandson of Augustus. After his mother married Emperor Claudius, Nero was adopted by Claudius, became his heir, and eventually succeeded him.

Nero's early reign was marked by the influence of his mother, Agrippina, his tutor Seneca, and the Praetorian Prefect Burrus. During this period, Nero was seen as a competent ruler. He focused on diplomacy, trade, and enhancing the cultural life of the empire. The first five years of his reign, known as Quinquennium Neronis, were considered relatively good and stable.

However, as Nero gained more independence, his rule became more autocratic. His relationship with his mother deteriorated, culminating in Nero arranging her murder in 59 AD. This act marked a turning point in his reign, leading to increased paranoia and tyranny.

Nero's reign saw significant events like the Great Fire of Rome in 64 AD. While it is uncertain whether Nero was responsible for the fire, he used the disaster to blame the Christians, leading to the first major persecution of this group. Post-fire, Nero built the opulent Domus Aurea, a vast palace complex, which was seen as an emblem of his extravagance.

Nero was also known for his artistic ambitions, performing in public as a musician and actor, which was considered undignified for an emperor. His participation in the arts, alongside his notorious personal life, earned him criticism and alienation among the Roman elite.

In 68 AD, after a series of revolts and loss of support from the Praetorian Guard, Nero was declared a public enemy by the Senate. Facing imminent overthrow, he committed suicide, reportedly lamenting, "What an artist dies in me!"

Nero's reign is often remembered for its final years of tyranny, extravagance, and the arts' patronage, leaving a complex and controversial legacy in Roman history.


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Cleopatra (69–30 BC)​

Cleopatra VII Philopator, known simply as Cleopatra, was the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt. Her reign is famous for her intelligence, political acumen, and romantic liaisons with powerful Roman generals, significantly influencing the politics of the ancient Mediterranean world.

Born into the Ptolemaic dynasty, a family of Greek origin that ruled Egypt after the death of Alexander the Great, Cleopatra ascended to the throne in 51 BC. She was initially co-ruler with her brother Ptolemy XIII, but their relationship soon deteriorated into civil war.

Cleopatra is perhaps best known for her relationships with two of the most powerful Romans of her time: Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. She first allied with Julius Caesar to regain her throne, which led to a romantic and political partnership culminating in the birth of their son, Caesarion. After Caesar's assassination in 44 BC, Cleopatra aligned with Mark Antony, with whom she had three children.

Her involvement with Antony set the stage for the final war of the Roman Republic. Their combined forces were ultimately defeated by Octavian (the future Emperor Augustus) at the Battle of Actium in 31 BC. Following their defeat, Antony and Cleopatra retreated to Egypt, where they both eventually committed suicide amid Octavian's invasion.

Cleopatra was a ruler with great political shrewdness and ambition. She was a linguist (known to speak several languages), a cultured monarch who patronized the arts and sciences, and skillfully navigated the dangerous waters of Roman politics. Her death marked the end of both the Ptolemaic Kingdom and the Hellenistic Era, leading to the Roman annexation of Egypt and the rise of the Roman Empire.


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Caracalla (188–217 AD)​

Lucius Septimius Bassianus, better known as Caracalla, was a Roman Emperor who ruled from 198 to 217 AD. His reign was marked by a mix of significant legislative changes, military campaigns, and notorious acts of brutality.

Born to Septimius Severus, the founder of the Severan dynasty, and Julia Domna, Caracalla was co-emperor with his father from 198 and later with his brother Geta. In 211, after his father's death, Caracalla had his brother murdered, becoming the sole emperor. This act set the tone for his reign, characterized by suspicion and ruthless eliminations of perceived enemies.

One of Caracalla's most notable acts was the Constitutio Antoniniana in 212 AD, which extended Roman citizenship to all free men within the Roman Empire. This decree was both a means to increase tax revenues and a move towards greater legal uniformity across the empire.

As a military leader, Caracalla continued his father's campaigns and sought to expand the empire's borders. His most significant military campaign was against the Parthian Empire, though with mixed results. He also focused on strengthening the Roman army, increasing soldiers' pay, and making changes to their equipment and training.

Caracalla's reign came to an abrupt end in 217 AD when he was assassinated by a disaffected soldier during a campaign against the Parthians. His death marked the beginning of instability and the eventual fall of the Severan dynasty.

Caracalla is remembered for his authoritarian rule, military focus, and the far-reaching impact of his citizenship decree, which had significant social and economic repercussions for the Roman Empire.


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jufonuk

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Caligula looks exactly like Joffrey.

Nero looks like a school shooter.

Julius Caesar looks like someone you would not want to mess with.

Cleopatra looks like she did seduce the most powerful men alive.

Marcus Aurelius looks like a philosophy PhD.

Antinous looks like the most illustrious twink on Earth.

Elagabalus looks like a mafioso's screwup nephew who gets the entire family killed.
Wait AI is making me believe Rome actually existed but some random lady on twitter told me it didn’t….who to believe?!?? 😋

Marcus just looks like a guy who has his shit together and you would naturally wanna hang out with.

Caracalla looks like Samoa Joe crossed with John belushi
 
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Vick

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Wait AI is making me believe Rome actually existed but some random lady on twitter told me it didn’t….who to believe?!?? 😋
Marcus just looks like a guy who has his shit together and you would naturally wanna hang out with.
Nailed it. He looks from Florence also.

Metatron video response to that crazy chick was gold though, in case you haven't watched.
 

EviLore

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I was told Joaquin Phoenix was made to look kind of sickly to imply that he was a product of incest. This is very funny.
Commodus fought in the arena himself as a gladiator over 700 times (though this was mostly for show and not to the death) and thought of himself as the reincarnation of Hercules. He was known to be physically very fit and strong.
 
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