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[FalconPunch]

So gentlemen and ladies, today is the day. It finally happened to me. I’m a victim.

I decided to log in and play some Eleven Table Tennis on Meta quest 3. Everything was going great, won a few matches online, lost a few matches.

Anyway I was getting tired but I decided to play one more match before I signed out. I matched with this individual and immediately I could tell he looked suspicious. This bandana & sunglasses clown had a suspicious expression on his face. I waited for the match to start but instead of starting the match, he started to approach me ominously. I was shaking.

I looked to my left holster but realized my gun wasn’t in VR. I tried to run away but he ran up to me, tried to grope me and kiss me. I’m not into dudes my guy. Now I’m at a crossroads and I need Gafs help.

 

[Bitstream]

 

[R6Rider]

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

Well maybe you shouldn't have dressed that way.

 

[ManaByte]

Write an article about it for Kotaku and then you can be hired to write games for EA.

 

[Arsic]

I couldn’t contain myself OP. Your ass looked so thicc and juicy.

Let me into that bussy.

 

[cormack12]

 

[N30RYU]

A shame the gun wasn't at reach... you should have disconected yourself

 

[kruis]

Well maybe you shouldn't have dressed that way.

What?!? Are you implying here that GAF posters shouldn't wear skimpy clothing in dark alleys with a VR headset strapped to their head?

 

[Guilty_AI]

Assault him back to make things even

 

[TintoConCasera]

You sure you weren't playing VRChat?

 

[LectureMaster]

Hopefully this game will cure you ailing soul.

 

[bender]

 

[Spukc]

Stop being a whiny little bitch OP

 

[Danny Dudekisser]

What?!? Are you implying here that GAF posters shouldn't wear skimpy clothing in dark alleys with a VR headset strapped to their head?

Not if they don't want to get cybersexed against their will.

 

[Deerock71]

The only correct answer:

 

[rabbity-thing]

 

[Blitzmangoman]

No laughing reactions or you will get banned.

 

[Davevil]

OP why did you stop the story like this? I was almost done...

 

[TheThreadsThatBindUs]

You should have pretended to be female, OP. Or even trans.

As a male, society doesn't give a shit about you being assualted... sexuallay or otherwise.

 

[Venom Snake]

Embrace it.

 

[kruis]

Write an article about it for Kotaku and then you can be hired to write games for EA.

You'll have to find a way to insert a Meta Quest 3 up your ass though. That's how you prove your credentials as a games journalist.

 

[El Muerto]

 

[CS Lurker]

 

[FoxMcChief]

 

[digital_ghost]

You'll have to find a way to insert a Meta Quest 3 up your ass though. That's how you prove your credentials as a games journalist.

Can confirm. Had a tube stuck up my penis and was given a free Meta Quest 3.

Still going to therapy from mental trauma.

 

[Thebonehead]

I looked to my left holster but realized my gun wasn’t in VR. I tried to run away but he ran up to me, tried to grope me and kiss me. I’m not into dudes my guy. Now I’m at a crossroads and I need Gafs help.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[Kurimao]

 

[od-chan]

Hopefully this game will cure you ailing soul.

dude I totally forgot about this type of games. I remember seeing some annoucement trailer for something called "summer vacation" or something when the first PSVR was announced, which looked peak as fuck. I so much wanted to try that out back then, now I actually got the setup to do so and didn't even remember that these existed. Thanks for bringing that up.

It's funny how even the most awful attempts at shitposting on this forum (refering to the op, not you kindly mentioning this gem of game) lead to something good.

 

[Arsic]

A shame the gun wasn't at reach... you should have disconected yourself

wait... are you telling OP to go 0-1 IRL ?

 

[FalconPunch]

wait... are you telling OP to go 0-1 IRL ?

That's the type of dude that offs his whole family and then himself all because his woman at some dude the wrong way. Guy needs to lighten up and learn to laugh a little.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Someone's gold ran out....

 

[TerribleAtThisGame]

No. Put it in your resume and get a job at Obsidian as chief director of their next game.

 

[RickSanchez]

There's still a small part fo me that is not sure if this is real or satire. That's just the state of the internet today. I imagine if this same thing would have been posted on the purple asylum, then i would have naturally assumed it was real and (meant to be) very serious.

 

[XXL]

File the police report and let's us know how it goes.

 

[ahtlas7]

 

[Dazraell]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[delishcaek]

Now I’m at a crossroads and I need Gafs help.

I misread this as "now I'm a crossdresser"

 

[rkofan87]

what kind of troll post is this lmao wtf

 

[Impotaku]

lol how the fuck do you get assaulted in vr. Just close your eyes it's not real, it's not like you had some full on ready player one haptic suit and was getting your wang massaged.

 

[Gtafans93]

Respect for the Red dwarf Reference.

 

[jshackles]

lol how the fuck do you get assaulted in vr. Just close your eyes it's not real, it's not like you had some full on ready player one haptic suit and was getting your wang massaged.

 

[Impotaku]

see someone else that has the same idea. Close your eyes the worst that you'll experience is you can still hear stuff but thats it. Same if VR gets too intense and you feel dizzy just close your eyes lol.

 

[Trilobit]

Be honest, OP. How much time did you spend hunting down this gif?