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August Wrasslin' |OT2| Bummed Boys Bashing Big Balls By Beach-shore

Bronx-Man

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Talk about wrestling, marks.
 
Beach ball is full of air.

Bayley's wacky waving inflatable tube people are full of air.

QED, Bayley will be buried.

Also, Cesaro will be blamed and buried.
 

Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Somewhat appropriately, this thread rolled over right as Braun actually got finished with Roman
 

UberTag

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Got Bayley's new gimmick right here.

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There's potential for sports entertainment greatness here.

1) Give Bayley a giant inflatable bodysuit.
2) Make part of her gimmick where she inflates and hops into the crowd where the fans can bounce her away from the heels to protect her and then bounce her into the heels to knock them out.
3) Co-promote ARMS with Nintendo.
4) Profit.
 
I feel like this thread being open for a week is like a non-sanctioned title match where anything can happen but it doesn't matter in the canon.
 
Did someone say Tekken Ball?!

I feel like this thread being open for a week is like a non-sanctioned title match where anything can happen but it doesn't matter in the canon.
Sounds like pre draft split smackdown, that was non canon filler.

Could be worse. Could be, I don't know, M-preg Dean Ambrose or something from the old Midnight WrassleGAF days.

Well it's just past midnight over here...

So here's something for you silly Dragon Ball marks
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Fuck your beach balls


Alexa won the title and beat Bayley three times without cheating.

Also Bliss is generally over and they keep adding new merch so she must be moving merch pretty well.

They've also stopped letting her have excellent promo segments like her Goddess promo she had when she first won the Raw Women's title


Speaking of Nakamura (SD spoilers)...


He's facing the Singh Bros 2v1 tonight.

That's actually probably going to be fun. Bump machines hell yeah.
Right but Natalya and Carmella are way worse than Sasha and Charlotte.

Natalya is better than Sasha and on par with Charlotte.

Carmella no argument.
 
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