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[Eesha]

Here, let me tell you a secret...

use a sponge whit the bidet

ass will be clean as a baby.

 

[Rockondevil]

Here, let me tell you a secret...

use a sponge whit the bidet

ass will be clean as a baby.

Just have a quick shower at that point.

 

[Eesha]

Just have a quick shower at that point.

and let the shit-stained water course through your legs?

DISGUSTING.

 

[GymWolf]

wait...it also washes balls?!?

you can wash all the pubic area in a bidet

 

[lachesis]

There's plenty of options under $200 online. I installed one in my house that has a heated seat, which is nice when the home is chilly. A bidet also stops friction from wear and tearing your ass

It may be one of the things I may consider when (or if) I decide to renovate the bathroom. Yes, my master bathroom is large, but on a extended part of the house with less insulation, it becomes extremely cold at winter time.... Nice heated seat would be a nice. (But trying to cut my toilet time as I tend to sit and read stuff, including GAF. LOL...)

 

[Kvally]

And that's how men become metrosexual

"Metrosexual is a term for a man who is especially meticulous about his personal style, grooming and appearance."

 

[Rival]

Always cracks me up that there is some stubborn residual attitude in the US that real men leave skid marks in their whitey titeys for their wives to scrub out, and actually thoroughly cleaning the feces out of their ass crack on a regular basis is somehow suspiciously European and therefore probably gay.

 

[Fbh]

I was in a hotel once that had one of these fancy ones with heated seating and air and all that stuff.
It was quite nice...though I probably wouldn't spend like $200+ on one.

 

[Highway Star]

 

[Trogdor1123]

Always cracks me up that there is some stubborn residual attitude in the US that real men leave skid marks in their whitey titeys for their wives to scrub out, and actually thoroughly cleaning the feces out of their ass crack on a regular basis is somehow suspiciously European and therefore probably gay.

 

[RaptorGTA]

Bought a cheap one from Walmart. Have had it working for years now.

I like it but I don't use it all the time.

 

[mathello]

If you shit before you shower(morning or afternoon) you get the same results. Clean ass, ass.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

Used one in my hotel in Japan. Was honestly incredible. Yeah it feels a little weird at first and it can it a bit cold but it's WAAAAAAAY better than being a paper cuck.

 

[The Lunch Legend]

If you shit before you shower(morning or afternoon) you get the same results. Clean ass, ass.

This is what I do.

There's no way I can just take a shit, use toilet paper, and then resume regular life.

 

[LiquidMetal14]