This be da thread for all da Jeremies dat live in da British Isles and what not. But if you don't live here cos you moved out or you just like us cos you're a tea-aboo or sum shit dat be ok. We're all safe here.
Also it's Brit as in British Isles and not Britain. Some people got proper larey over dis so I thought I'd make dat clear. I know about dat naming dispute but quite frankly dis name is short and sweet and everyone on GAF uses it.
I thought I'd clarify this even though I assume you all know wat we look like because apparently sum folks in Japan be trippin and think we look like a cute little girl.
Yo blud, I'm talkin to you. Don't walk away from me. I just wanna know who you are. Don't be shy. If ya don't know wot to say ya can just fill in dis form.
Where do you live:
Where are you from:
Occupation:
University:
Favourite Sport:
Political party of choice:
Favourite thing on the box:
Favourite crisp flavour:
Favourite biscuit:
Favourite Pokemon POST 151:
Beano or Dandy:
When ur reading Hello magazine these gees r the most likely to be on the cover cos they are dat famous.
Clockwise from top left: Tony Blair, Noel Edmonds, the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Ainsley Harriott
We are home to da best food in DA WORLD cos we basically eat everything in da world. Insult us and ur insultin yourselves lol
I felt like I needed another banner here cos it looked a bit empty. It's called like Feng Shoey which is from Hong Kong Phooey. I know dees tings cos I'm cultured innit. So have sum facts.
DID U KNOW: Big Ben is actually a bell end. Tru fax.
DID U KNOW: The best Bond is bonding strip who made his appearance in Toy Story.
DID U KNOW: The most misspelt word in the English language is 'market'.
DID U KNOW: If Scotland gets independence they will adopt Nectar Points as their national currency!
DID U KNOW: Your not a real man till you have jerked it with your bro's at one time in your life.
DID U KNOW: I was totally sober when I made this OP so I really have no excuse.
Cos I know you can't get enough of us you can talk to us outside of this thread using these other gizmos.
#BritGAF @ Rizon.net
Dis be da tings that be happenin with the Brit populace when they arn't busy jizzing on to a kitchen towel.
Bugger all at the moment. Kentpaul may be going to prison though.
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