bitbydeath
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Solid cast, I’m in!
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Death of a Unicorn - Trailer - Paul Rudd, Jenna Ortega, Will Poulter, Téa Leoni, and Richard E. Grant
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Robot Carnival
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in for the cast. in for A24. and in for dark comedy about a Unicorn of all things.
bitbydeath
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Dirk Benedict
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Fuck it. It's different, at least. I'm in for streaming. Also, killing a Unicorn at the beginning. 
Tertullian
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The pharmaceutical company is obviously the good guys, right? No matter how they try to make them look in the dialogue? Of course if you accidentally pancake a unicorn you should turn its horn into a cure for cancer. How the fuck they trying to put over "the guys who cured cancer are bad actually"?
Kill that other unicorn with a fucking tank and harvest its horn too.
Kill that other unicorn with a fucking tank and harvest its horn too.
jshackles
Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
I used to have the biggest crush on Téa Leoni back in the day. She is rough looking these days
Here she is at an event last year:
Honestly, I see hotter 58-year-old women at my local grocery store.
Here she is at an event last year:
Honestly, I see hotter 58-year-old women at my local grocery store.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I do fear this will change, as it's been reported they are expanding their horizons to more "commercial films.":
Days like these...
Have a Blessed Day
So like E.T. but a comedy? I'm in!
mitch1971
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Me watching the trailer : Nose ring, nose ring, nose ring, nose ring, oh a Unicorn, nose ring, nose ring, nose ring.
Fucking hate them.
DeafTourette
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Thats the fantasy... No pharmaceutical would actually want to cure anything... That cuts into their profits.
So I guess exterminating an entire species for the POSSIBILITY of a cure (which they won't use) is "morally" right?
Oh come now, there are drugs that ABSOLUTELY cure stuff.
And there are drugs that just mitigate the disease....because the disease is INCURABLE or is the result of a poor lifestyle. Can't really get on big pharma because they can't cure diabetes caused by a diet that's 95% sugar.
Pharma would 100% want to analyze that horn to learn if it's something they can A. replicate and B. patent to be able to recoup the BILLIONS it would cost to get "unicorn horn powder" approved by the FDA for use in cancer treatment. Thats basically what they do when they canvas the amazon hoping to find a new 'natural' antibiotic made by a mold or something. They do not burn down that section of forest to prevent anyone from learning about it.