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[EviLore]

System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

 

[EviLore]

Special thanks to Bioware's PR department.

 

[angelfly]

So I get the impression this isn't the new shit

Spoiler

Still day 1 for me

edit: Also nice to see consoles pissing on the master race for a change

 

[mintylurb]

Now this is epic. Great work, evichan!

 

[Neki]

hey, I rolled an archer and Carver still died.

 

[lastplayed]

A[wesome]mazing

 

[Chiggs]

Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

 

[Shalashaska161]

Best OT I've ever seen.

 

[Tiduz]

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[spiderman123]

WHAT AHHAHAHA

Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

doesn't hurt to get both

 

[ClovingWestbrook]

:lol :lol :lol Better than your DA1 OT. Bravo.

 

[Edgeward]

This exceeded my expectations for what I thought the OP would be.

Still day 1 perch.

 

[markot]

lol

whos the guy in the banner?

 

[sublime085]

definitely looking forward to playing this.

 

[TheOddOne]

Well... this is just.... wat.

 

[Paznos]

lmao oh man, nice work!

 

[Chiggs]

WHAT AHHAHAHA




doesn't hurt to get both

For sure.

 

[tmacairjordan87]

Graphics really are terrible.

All hail Witcher 2.

Only took 7 posts this time.

 

[Khezu]

Pretty sweet thread.

Is that sabertooth hawke?

 

[DevelopmentArrested]

hahahhhaaha

 

[Mr_Zombie]

You really do hate DA2, don't you?

 

[lastplayed]

Just noticed the system requirements. :lol

 

[EmCeeGramr]

holy shit


tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?

 

[spiderman123]

lol

whos the guy in the banner?

that what I'm wondering HAHA

 

[soultron]

Holy shit @ re-rolling mage part.

Also, the specs killed me.

 

[Snuggles]

Pretty good, but I liked the Origins thread better.

So I guess this comes out pretty soon, then. I'm still unsure if I should get it.

 

[Chiggs]

Only took 7 posts this time.

I wasn't nearly quick enough.

 

[disappeared]

I was hoping you had the lockdown for this OT.

Flawless.

 

[Vagabundo]

I think I'll lurk around this thread for a while - it will probably be more fun than the actual game!!

 

[markatisu]

Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha

 

[Dog Problems]

Awesome OT.

 

[Pancakes]

Oh god, the system specs lol.

This thread is amazing.

 

[Rahxephon91]

And were off to a great start. Going to be great. Can't wait till this comes out.

 

[suzu]

lol at everything. Are those quotes for real?

Hmm, I think I'm going to roll mage.

 

[Ashodin]

Absolutely fantastic. I saw this from the past, and I still bought the game in the future. Which only leaves the present.

 

[Onion_Relish]

JamesFrancoEatingInADinerWhileHostingTheOscars.jpg

this thread is.... so good.

It's a real shame they took such a dramatic departure from the original games. It went from being a really good baldurs gate rip off to a really bad demons souls / witcher ripoff. We will just have to wait and see if the reviewers are as excited as Jerry is.

 

[spiderman123]

holy shit


tell me, does the game begin with the hero (already a person of minor renown) at their home or otherwise vulnerable place suddenly being attacked due to the actions of a traitor, a mentor figure dying, leading them to accept their destiny and be inducted into a special society, work to convince the unbelieving powers that be of a threat, and recruit a team of multiracial allies and factions to stop the conspiracy of Lord Traitor to unleash Ultimate Evil?

:O! Are you a clairvoyant?

 

[charsace]

lol

whos the guy in the banner?

Liev as sabertooth from the wolverine movie.

Still Day 1 for me, but omg I love the OP lol

486 and SVGA ha ha

Wrong. Its VGA that's the min not SVGA.

 

[subversus]

epic.

 

[HK-47]

I applaud the masterful OP

 

[Aon]

Really funny, good work

 

[iavi]

My excitement, you will not dampen it with your repeated attempts of trickery!

Spoiler

You got me with that opening pic though, I'm not even going to lie, haha.

Edit:

Spoiler

Oh god, I hadn't even looked at the rest of it. I'm drooling here.

 

[Alastor]

RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

Fuck yeah, I'll play this bitch MAXED OUT

Spoiler

TO THE MAX

!

 

[Ratrat]

Amazing OT.

 

[Rflagg]

This just might be the single best OT for all of time nice work. The specs are awesome,but the meta critic might have been my favorite touch.

Spoiler

Sabertooth Hawke

is a nice bit of subtle humor.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol

thanks

 

[nib95]

Lol...wow....what an OP. Is the game going to actually be any god though?

 

[Nirolak]

System Requirements:
MINIMUM
-486 Intel processor or 100% compatible
-4MB RAM
-MS-DOS 5.0 or higher
-8MB hard drive space
-256-color VGA graphics card
-CD-ROM drive
RECOMMENDED
-486/33MHz
-1MB video card
-Sound Blaster or 100% compatible sound card
-Double-speed CD-ROM drive

Dammit, I need an upgrade. : (

 

[RustyNails]

This is single-handedly the greatest gaming OT of all time!

 

[ShdwDrake]

OP is amazing! Bravo!