DeathbyVolcano
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Three vodka tonics in and what the fuck. What's up gaffers
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drunk thread? drunk thread.
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UltimaKilo
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It's good friday... Been celebrating Real Madrid thrashing of Barça and then the Miami Heat's win. I've been awake for almost 40 hours. I'm going to bed now... My drunk is wearing off and the hangover is creeping in. I'm gonna start drinking a quarter gallon of water, take some vitamins and go to bed.
GrotesqueBeauty
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Dude, don't you know how many PBRs that is?Tence said:
spiderman123
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Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State
Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I
discoveredthat if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while
wiping the bar.
The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles
toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it." he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'
Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You
know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I
discoveredthat if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while
wiping the bar.
The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen."
1st Man: "No it's true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles
toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.
2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I'll try it." he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a 'splat.'
Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You
know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.
DeathbyVolcano
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Meh, I'm bored.
Three vodka tonics, couple shots of whiskey, and like...three beers I think? Pretty drunk. Fuck y'all.
Three vodka tonics, couple shots of whiskey, and like...three beers I think? Pretty drunk. Fuck y'all.
lunarworks
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Yay, drunk. In fucking Calgary.
Three pints of Keith's. Possibly a Kokanee soon, which I have stashed. (Maybe have hangover tomorrow.)
Day 8 of a business trip with my boss. Lots of reasons to be drunk.
8 days of sharing a room with my annoying boss. 8 straight 12 hour days of installing equipment at a plant. The mountains on the horizon are teasing me, but I will never see them up close. Girl at home feeling sorry for herself that I'm away and making me feel bad. Cute girls at bar next to hotel, but I can't do a damn thing.
Ugh.
Three pints of Keith's. Possibly a Kokanee soon, which I have stashed. (Maybe have hangover tomorrow.)
Day 8 of a business trip with my boss. Lots of reasons to be drunk.
8 days of sharing a room with my annoying boss. 8 straight 12 hour days of installing equipment at a plant. The mountains on the horizon are teasing me, but I will never see them up close. Girl at home feeling sorry for herself that I'm away and making me feel bad. Cute girls at bar next to hotel, but I can't do a damn thing.
Ugh.
DeathbyVolcano
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jeremyxc said:
welcome to 7/8ths of gaf
Secks4Food
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Weenerz said:
Basically sums it up.
"I'm sooo drunk after throwing down 12 [insert local brewpub garbage no one else on gaf has ever heard of]'s, woooooo."
GrotesqueBeauty
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Oh yeah, well I had like 4 shots of tequila, a rum and coke, a slippery nipple, and a hollowed out gourd of Casiri. Plus like, 2 and a half bottles of wine. And a growler of strong beer. Word to your mothers.DeathbyVolcano said:
DeathbyVolcano
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sober people gtfo. no ones wants your holier than thou attitude
GrotesqueBeauty
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Who says I'm sober? And I'm fine with drunk people, when they aren't totally lame.DeathbyVolcano said:
Ford Prefect
GAAAAAAAAY
No-- Drunk Thread.
DeathbyVolcano
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even got my dick wet. so eff off
GrotesqueBeauty
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threenote said:
Secks4Food
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Snuggler said:
MEET ME SOMEWHERE
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