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Dumbest, most idiotic woke stuff in gaming? Please help gather them!

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Bluntman

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Hi Guys!

So I was asked to help make a YouTube video about woke stuff in gaming and I thought I'd turn to the collective wisdom of GAF!

What were the dumbest, most idiotic / laughable woke stuff in gaming that should definitely be included?

What were the most idiotic articles in the gaming media defending the woke stuff, or mentioning that something wasn't woke enough, or demanding more diversity and stuff?

And also what were the main events, major plot points that shouldn't be missed in a video like this? I'm thinking about GamerGate-like stuff.

Thanks guys, your help will be much appreciated!
 
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pulicat

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$200 million spent with zero units sold.
 

StueyDuck

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funnily enough, I just had flashbacks recently to the BFV reveal and how it was almost a progenitor to how modern games are handled today, big emphasis on "Modern audience" elements along with a dose of blaming and chastising the actual audience and community.

One of the first big AAA highly anticipated games to really put its foot in it's mouth and stumble.
 
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Reaseru

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Ubisoft adding DEI everywhere in their games, but the franchise that has a female asian lead and every fan wants to play, they don't do shit to release that anytime sooner. Where is Beyond Good and Evil 2? We are waiting for that since 2008.
 
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The Cockatrice

I'm retarded?
Instead of making another of the clickbait crap videos on youtube who only complain about woke instead of the main issue how about a video comparing good diversity in games vs bad/forced/pandered diversity in games. Lately a lot of games have been attacked by extremists for the wrong reasons which is why the industry will never take them serious. For once Id like to see a middle ground, as we had a lot of great games with diverse characters before.
 

Bluntman

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Instead of making another of the clickbait crap videos on youtube who only complain about woke instead of the main issue how about a video comparing good diversity in games vs bad/forced/pandered diversity in games. Lately a lot of games have been attacked by extremists for the wrong reasons which is why the industry will never take them serious. For once Id like to see a middle ground, as we had a lot of great games with diverse characters before.

I'm open to suggestions where diversity was done well.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Depends what you mean by "woke". I fear the word is starting to lose all meaning.

Anyway, I can't find the article because i think Eurogamer deleted it, but they ran a piece when Kingdom Come came out where they had a "history expert" explain how the developers were wrong for making their game have all white characters.

Turned out the guy wasn't even a history scholar and was talking out of his ass. Even their own members were calling them out in the comments.
 

jufonuk

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Instead of making another of the clickbait crap videos on youtube who only complain about woke instead of the main issue how about a video comparing good diversity in games vs bad/forced/pandered diversity in games. Lately a lot of games have been attacked by extremists for the wrong reasons which is why the industry will never take them serious. For once Id like to see a middle ground, as we had a lot of great games with diverse characters before.
Street fighter is well diverse.
 

Cakeboxer

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I'm open to suggestions where diversity was done well.
Maybe this helps:
 
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StueyDuck

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not that you are wrong, these games are diverse and are good to great.

i'd argue that "Diversity" isn't even a real thing, it's the terminology used by the hivemind to create agendas and forced perspectives. I'd rather a game have 0 diversity but tell a unique and interesting story rather than have a checklist of different races, genders, ethnicities etc.

I play and love the Yakuza games because they are inherently authentic to the culture and people who make the games. If yakuza games had a checklist of things to tick off like a generic white guy, Latino guy, black guy etc it would be worse for it.

Things just need to be authentic and come from an authentic place. Mafia 2 being mostly Italian white males in NY is totally acceptable and was a fantastic game just as Persona being heavily Japanese and focusing on Cities/Towns in Jpn is acceptable too. Uncharted the lost legacy was a fantastic time and it starred "diverse women", but was done so from a place of authenticity where the devs cared about what they were doing rather than just throwing in random female characters in a non western country to get the brownie points from journos.
 

Bluntman

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Depends what you mean by "woke". I fear the word is starting to lose all meaning.

Anyway, I can't find the article because i think Eurogamer deleted it, but they ran a piece when Kingdom Come came out where they had a "history expert" explain how the developers were wrong for making their game have all white characters.

Turned out the guy wasn't even a history scholar and was talking out of his ass. Even their own members were calling them out in the comments.

Oh thanks for reminding me of this! That's why I turned to the experts of GAF!

I think it was this?


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But there's also a big problem. There are no people of colour in the game beyond people from the Cuman tribe, a Turkic people from the Eurasian Steppe. The question is, should there be? The game's makers say they've done years of research and found no conclusive proof there should be, but a historian I spoke to, who specialises in the area, disagrees.

"We know of African kings in Constantinople on pilgrimage to Spain; we know of black Moors in Spain; we know of extensive travel of Jews from the courts of Cordoba and Damascus; we also know of black people in large cities in Germany," the historian, Sean Miller, tells me. Czech cities Olomouc and Prague were on the famous Silk Road which facilitated the trade of goods all over the world. If you plot a line between them, it runs directly through the area recreated in Kingdom Come. "You just can't know nobody got sick and stayed a longer time," he says. "What if a group of black Africans came through and stayed at an inn and someone got pregnant? Even one night is enough for a pregnancy."
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DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
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Dustborn is so ridiculously woke I would’ve assumed it was parody if I didn’t know the team behind it. You basically play as a bunch of antifa superheroes traveling across the “divided states of America” beating up police.

Your words are super powers, you can do stuff like bully, cancel, accuse people of racism, etc…. Except the normal looking white dude in your group, his super power is “listening”

Also one of your party members is a fat butch lesbian Indian Muslim with vitiligo.
 

Boss Mog

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Almost all of Spider-man 2 except for the main story, but still some of that too. The side missions are almost all pushing "the message". The banter of people in the street is all about "the message" as well to the point where some of the things said are so proposterous you wouldn't want your kid to hear them.
 

DryvBy

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I loved Spider-Man 2's gameplay and the overall story, but the amount of check arks the shoehorned in really killed it for me even recommending it. Miles has to set someone up on a date while Venom is on the loose? I have to become a deaf girl? I have to help a secret organization of BIPOCs (I had to Google what this was at the time)? What is this game doing slowing me down to preach to me about dumb junk? I just want to be Spider-Man and beat crap up.
 

Business

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TLOU2 featured hairy armpit badass lesbians adopting a baby, a she hulk physically superior to any man in that world, soft/stupid men leads incapable of accomplishing or getting anything right, a trans kid in apocalypse and a bigot sandwich. Pick one at a time and maybe I buy it but the agenda was so transparent you had to feel second hand embarrassment.
 
Here's an example of idiotic articles saying that a game wasn't diverse enough. A game based on Chinese mythology.

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Yes that is ridiculous and shows how screwed up people are today. Replace actual history to suit other people’s wants and needs. I guess this writer was so upset that asian people are in the game and not black people. This is how insane this is all becoming. Also, I bet the writer is yet another guilty fragile white man. Shocker.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Oh thanks for reminding me of this! That's why I turned to the experts of GAF!

I think it was this?


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But there's also a big problem. There are no people of colour in the game beyond people from the Cuman tribe, a Turkic people from the Eurasian Steppe. The question is, should there be? The game's makers say they've done years of research and found no conclusive proof there should be, but a historian I spoke to, who specialises in the area, disagrees.

"We know of African kings in Constantinople on pilgrimage to Spain; we know of black Moors in Spain; we know of extensive travel of Jews from the courts of Cordoba and Damascus; we also know of black people in large cities in Germany," the historian, Sean Miller, tells me. Czech cities Olomouc and Prague were on the famous Silk Road which facilitated the trade of goods all over the world. If you plot a line between them, it runs directly through the area recreated in Kingdom Come. "You just can't know nobody got sick and stayed a longer time," he says. "What if a group of black Africans came through and stayed at an inn and someone got pregnant? Even one night is enough for a pregnancy."
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Lol yeah, that's the one. What a reach that was.
 
The EX-Bayonetta voice actress asking to boycott Bayonetta 3 but was caught lying

SJWs asking to boycott Howgarts Legacy cause JK Rowling made some comments about what is a woman

Journos boycotting Final Fantasy XVI cause it wasn't diverse enough

Also talk about how Gaming Events started feturing those weirdo Dev Featurettes always talking about inclusion and diversity in the workplace (theres footage of that shit since like 2018 on the E3, Game Awards etc)

I guess you can also include how Asian devs are trying to resist but are getting fucked over by translators

Hell you can talk about what happened mid 2010s here at GAF and led to the creation of ResetEra
 

DrDryRub

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According to many of the simple mushy brained "alpha" males of twitter/gaf the woke stuff should include anything with an ugly women, strong independent women, old women, maybe just any women 🤔.. small boobs, pink or purple hair, non roided out dudes and pronouns because that makes their eyes bleed. Ummm also cats (saw a weird interaction between 2 dum dum s on Twitter about cats vs dogs and alpha ness/wokeness). Cats are far superior to dogs btw
 

Jaybe

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I loved Spider-Man 2's gameplay and the overall story, but the amount of check arks the shoehorned in really killed it for me even recommending it. Miles has to set someone up on a date while Venom is on the loose? I have to become a deaf girl? I have to help a secret organization of BIPOCs (I had to Google what this was at the time)? What is this game doing slowing me down to preach to me about dumb junk? I just want to be Spider-Man and beat crap up.

Yes, Spider-man 2’s writing seemly being a California university student’s wet dream. Within the first two hours, we have Harry going on about his diverse board leading to success, criminals should be given second chances, guns = bad, and apparently the language Miles speaks is some gender-neutral version (LatinX).
 

MayauMiao

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Depends what you mean by "woke". I fear the word is starting to lose all meaning.

Anyway, I can't find the article because i think Eurogamer deleted it, but they ran a piece when Kingdom Come came out where they had a "history expert" explain how the developers were wrong for making their game have all white characters.

Turned out the guy wasn't even a history scholar and was talking out of his ass. Even their own members were calling them out in the comments.
Is he the same guy that wrote the book about Yasuke was a samurai, who later got fired from his job for false history?
 

StueyDuck

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According to many of the simple mushy brained "alpha" males of twitter/gaf the woke stuff should include anything with an ugly women, strong independent women, old women, maybe just any women 🤔.. small boobs, pink or purple hair, non roided out dudes and pronouns because that makes their eyes bleed. Ummm also cats (saw a weird interaction between 2 dum dum s on Twitter about cats vs dogs and alpha ness/wokeness). Cats are far superior to dogs btw
Account that's almost a year old, with 68 posts, mostly about owning the chuds...

I think you on the wrong forum if you are looking for everyone to think exactly like you do or else. There's a purple place where everyone will love and agree with you.
 
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