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A small but extensive Q&A covering the most important football questions newcomers might have:​

Q : Is there a Footy GAF Steam Group?
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Q: Do you have a GAF Fantasy Premier or Fantasy Champions League League?
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Q: Do you guys play Fifa?
A: Yes, we play Fifa on PC, PS3 and PS4. Just post if you want to play with us.

Q: Can I talk about MLS here?
A: Sure, although there is a separate thread for the MLS. You are also more than welcome to post in here though.

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Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Linius, Baconsaurus Rex
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus Rex, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Meus Renaissance, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze, Starish, GHG, Akros, Juz, Mr.Marston, Barzul, ashecitism, Shanks D Zoro, Baki, Kassu, The Incarnation, wedward
Aston Villa - MidnightRider, Bootay
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77
Barcelona - Pig'sBladderFan, Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Linius, Fady K, keit4, Razor554, TheOneWhoKnocks, R10Neymarfan, Yager
Bayern München - Antioch, Blablurn, Jupp, Schweini, Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, fuenf, El Idiota, Kenka, Jack cw, derwalde
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Lambda Piscium, MrKaepora
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, ILvane
Birmingham City - Batigol
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Milchmonster, deroli, Kenka
Bradford City - L1NETT
Celtic - Sage00
Chelsea - Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Jose Mourinho, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Colonel Nasty, H13, WoodenLung, Fady K, Kaiden, Qindarka, DerZuhälter, Billy Big Bollocks, Dissonance, Draconian
Charlton Athletic - Mr. Sam
Chesterfield FC - Nyunpa
Club América - Turok_ITK
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Koko
Copenhagen - Woodenlung
Corinthians - seabee, ty_hot
Cork City - juanpablohustla up in tha ghetto
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4
Dynamo Dresden - Kenka
Dynamo Kyiv - Kinan
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_, Kenka
England FC - Marc
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer,
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Frustrated_me
Feyenoord - Tha Destiny
Fiorentina - [Fugo]
Flamengo - Hargenx
Fulham - xbhaskarx
Hamburger SV - The_Joker, Kenka
Huddersfield Town - Cindres
IFK Göteborg - mellz
Internazionale - adriano999
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Korez, Into, cremino, Cuth, Cuddler, Shanks D Zoro, Manp, pulga
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Felipeezus, FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, Mastadon, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats, Sane_Man, PowerTaxi, SubtleClouds, Shagwell, mil6es, Dazzler, Xhenxhefil, Coldplay619, Commander Jameson, Walshy, Terrisus, King_Moc
Malaga - tolkir
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Mangoverboard, Prison_Mike, Kun Aguero
Man Utd - Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, Fergie, Vivalaraza, Wilbury, WJD, yella, deGod, shortyme, Kikarian, scently, brokenbeans, thaOwner, Mr Cola, Clegg, noal, Naughty God, Hellraizer
Monaco - AndresON777, Suen, WAR recon zero
Napoli - =GabrielKnight=, flabberghastly
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987, Willkiller, Star Falcon
New York Red Bulls - Judderman, Frank the Great
Northampton Town FC - OnettHansen, Dr Frasier Crane, King_Moc
Norwich City - Eanan
Olympiakos - gate777
Palermo - Joe, WoodenLung
Parma - Suen, Shanks D Zoro
Pescara - Gianni Merryman
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni, EuropeOG
PSG - Timurid (life long supporter), Viruz
PSV - LNBL
QPR - Polari
Rangers - CrashBandicoot, rangersmad92
Reading - immy
Real Madrid - Madridista, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, RichieS99, Koko, Suen, Relaxed Muscle, WAR recon zero, DerZuhälter, Frustrated_me, Raptor, Turok_ITK, Dark Rider, pulga
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur, Kenka
Sheffield Wednesday - Bumhead
Southampton - IamMikeside, 3Sixty
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86
St. Pauli - Kenka
Sunderland - Hixx, madmackem, The Super Bob, Meteorain
Swansea - SHarris78, J Jizzle
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, kingellesar, willow ve, anthonyOA, jesalr
Torino FC - Timurid
Twente FC - CrunchyB
Werder Bremen - Gummifaust, Hackbert, Kenka
West Ham United - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes, Hawkie
Zenit Saint Petersburg - Sviatoslav

Please PM me if you want to be added to the list.

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[wedward]

Someone find some pics of Arsenal players smoking cigs.

 

[Mastadon]

I'm disappointed Wilberberry.

 

[FootballFan]

Good title, great OP.

Wilbs <3

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've only done it once

 

[Blablurn]

Those EPL titles are getting worse and worse

 

[Yurt]

that makes as much sense as Moyes's gameplan

what the fuck Nathan

 

[L1NETT]

Masta's was much better

Wilbz pls

 

[Fergie]

 

[Arnie]

Failure indeed

 

[wedward]

Someone shop cigs into the Arsenal team photo.

 

[Wilbur]

Those EPL titles are getting worse and worse

http://i.minus.com/iSRpq0qGmQDF2.gif[/IG][/QUOTE]

I was going to do "insert bundeslolga reference here" but who gives a fuck its only a title

[quote="Yurt, post: 100938473"]that makes as much sense as Moyes's gameplan

what the fuck Nathan[/QUOTE]

urgh doi you fucking toad

lungpool isn't a football team that beat arsenal 5-1 recently

 

[Yen]

I don't see why we even bother with titles.

 

[Yurt]

Wes please ban him again

I don't want him anymore

 

[Mastadon]

You can't complain about EPL-centric titles if you don't suggest alternatives. BAAAAAAAYERN doesn't fucking count either.

 

[Perfect Blue]

Bleh, disappointing match but oh well. Now to focus on the league and CL.

 

[wedward]

Are second place cigarettes like Lights or something? Maybe menthols.

 

[FootballFan]

Title's fine imo, just did a Bud and didn't use uppercase letters enough lol

edit
Messi so close.

Playing great so far.

 

[Wilbur]

Hard to call it a spontaneous collapse when they're still second

they certainly did fail against Liverpool though

so fuck you all

its my way or the highway

 

[Arnie]

Thinking about it, if Ozil didn't fill his lungs he might be able to:

a) make it past 60 minutes

and

b) not have his form collapse in fucking November

 

[bjaelke]

Are second place cigarettes like Lights or something? Maybe menthols.

 

[Mastadon]

Why does Adrian Chiles still exist?

 

[wedward]

Thinking about it, if Ozil didn't fill his lungs he might be able to:

a) make it past 60 minutes

and

b) not have his form collapse in fucking November

He played really well against Liverpool in November.

 

[Wilbur]

I have implemented Baki's ranting, the Liverpool defeat and the specialist failure all into one post

I got rid of the second Aguero head

I added a WhatsApp section

I made a poem for our lost members (but not odd morsel because he will return)

I got rid of the topical Neymar stuff that is now old

I even removed Sleepless from the members list because he's dead and doesn't watch football anymore and bud pls

what more could you want from me

 

[L1NETT]

Why does Adrian Chiles still exist?

Cos he's a roight bluudy funny bloke from Brummie land

Honestly I have no idea. Painfully dull.

 

[Mastadon]

I have implemented Baki's ranting, the Liverpool defeat and the specialist failure all into one post

I got rid of the second Aguero head

I added a WhatsApp section

I made a poem for our lost members (but not odd morsel because he will return)

I got rid of the topical Neymar stuff that is now old

I even removed Sleepless from the members list because he's dead and doesn't watch football anymore and bud pls

what more could you want from me

You are redeemed, good work.

 

[Broder Salsa]

You somehow made a bad joke out of a good one. Good job.

The little horse is back.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I have implemented Baki's ranting, the Liverpool defeat and the specialist failure all into one post

I got rid of the second Aguero head

I added a WhatsApp section

I made a poem for our lost members (but not odd morsel because he will return)

I got rid of the topical Neymar stuff that is now old

I even removed Sleepless from the members list because he's dead and doesn't watch football anymore and bud pls

what more could you want from me

Has Sleepleton really stopped watching football?

 

[Clegg]

New thread already?

Christ, feels like I barely posted in the last one.

Nice title btw.

 

[Yurt]

Hard to call it a spontaneous collapse when they're still second

they certainly did fail against Liverpool though

okay fiine

Spoiler

I just wanted Masta to win and be happy pls understand

 

[Blablurn]

Our day will come again.

I would even take a Serie A or La Liga title by now.


btw.

is a fiorentina win likely today?

 

[Wilbur]

You are redeemed, good work.

I even changed all the Villa fans to West Ham fans

 

[FootballFan]

I have implemented Baki's ranting, the Liverpool defeat and the specialist failure all into one post

I got rid of the second Aguero head

I added a WhatsApp section

I made a poem for our lost members (but not odd morsel because he will return)

I got rid of the topical Neymar stuff that is now old

I even removed Sleepless from the members list because he's dead and doesn't watch football anymore and bud pls

what more could you want from me

Exactly. I got your back.

Good title, great OP.

Wilbs <3

 

[Batigol]

I don't get the title

 

[danwarb]

I think it's fookin' brilliant.


Or at least pretty good.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I even changed all the Villa fans to West Ham fans

wes gonna ban you.

 

[Carbonox]

Newcastle trying to sign Remy on a permanent now that the rape thing is over. Good luck you mongs, he can't wait to scarper at the end of the season.

 

[Mastadon]

Oh Wilbz, could you change my name in the Liverpool supporters? BrentonRodgers is dead

 

[Yurt]

I would even take a Serie A or La Liga title by now.


btw.

is a fiorentina win likely today?

On paper, yes.

FIVE defeats in Inter's last FIVE away games :lol 2 goals scored and 10 conceded.

But Viola are starting with Ilicic and Joaquin, and Borja Valero is dead. WELP

 

[Wilbur]

Has Sleepleton really stopped watching football?

Nah he watches it even more now loooooooool

okay fiine

Spoiler

I just wanted Masta to win and be happy pls understand

He knows Helga Lenga, he wins
He supports Liverpool, he wins
He is a gentleman, he wins
He got a good name change, he wins
He probably has sex, he wins

Let me win for once

I would even take a Serie A or La Liga title by now.


btw.

is a fiorentina win likely today?

OT16 | blablurn would you like a mundtuch to wipe away your tears

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I think it's fookin' brilliant.


Or at least pretty good.

I feel like Gerrard has grown into an amazing captain since we've been shit

 

[pulga]

What a shite title, what does Liverpool have to do with the TotLC?

This man speaks the truth. Just spam the buttons to see stuff happen and then watch stupid highlysexualized cutscene.

Says the man buying stupid highly sexualized comic book dolls

 

[bjaelke]

I don't get the title

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=100055276&postcount=7604

 

[Broder Salsa]

On paper, yes.

FIVE defeats in Inter's last FIVE away games :lol 2 goals scored and 10 conceded.

But Viola are starting with Ilicic and Joaquin and Borja is dead, welp.

Did you not see Ilicic freekick goal the other day? So good.

What a shite title, what does Liverpool have to do with the TotLC?

They destroyed Arsenals soul you small shitter.

 

[Blablurn]

On paper, yes.

FIVE defeats in Inter's last FIVE away games :lol 2 goals scored and 10 conceded.

But Viola are starting with Ilicic and Joaquin, and Borja Valero is dead. WELP

i dont understand the last sentence since i dont know those players lol

 

[Yurt]

I even changed all the Villa fans to West Ham fans

West Ham United - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes, Hawkie

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Wilbur]

wes gonna ban you.

if he wants to meet me atop a mountain he can

whogonstopme.mp3

Newcastle trying to sign Remy on a permanent now that the rape thing is over. Good luck you mongs, he can't wait to scarper at the end of the season.

Now you've resorted to turgid route one football as well :lol

Oh Wilbz, could you change my name in the Liverpool supporters? BrentonRodgers is dead

Will do it now honey <3

 

[FootballFan]

Playing sooooo goood lately.

Alexis coulda shot there. What a pass from Iniesta.

 

[FootballFan]

Meier, Manager, DC, I hope you are enjoying this, you won't enjoy it when we are destroying you.

Playing brilliantly. Pep 2009-like.

 

[Yurt]

He knows Helga Lenga, he wins
He supports Liverpool, he wins
He is a gentleman, he wins
He got a good name change, he wins
He probably has sex, he wins

YEAH BABY

<3 Mastadon