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[Lambda Pie]

Wenger in panic, tight budget
Doing math on his calculator
Tried to bid for Luis Suarez
Despite his cuntish behavior

A club in denial, senile owners
Old french cunt Wenger stays
Missed Vegeta scanning Arsenal
"Trophyless level over 3000 days"

Title aspirations slowly vanish
Wenger realizes they're not on par
Arsenal's Premier League form
Is more anemic than Neymar

Many more defeats he endures
And the top spots he misses
Anagram for "Arsenal is shite"?
"A latrine... hisses"

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AC Milan - dschalter, flippedb, Jabo, TheLucifer, no fun allowed, Frank the Great
Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Linius
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze, Starish, GHG, Akros, Juz, Mr.Marston
Aston Villa - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77
Barcelona - FootballFan (46 years old), Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Linius, Fady K, keit4, Razor554, TheOneWhoKnocks
Bayern München - Antioch, Blablurn, elsk, Schweini, Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, fuenf, ElTopo, Kenka
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Lambda Piscium, MrKaepora
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, ILvane
Birmingham City - Batigol
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Milchmonster, deroli, Kenka
Bradford City - L1NETT
Celtic - Sage00
Chelsea - Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Kylehimself, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Colonel Nasty, H13, WoodenLung, Fady K, Kaiden, Qindarka, DerZuhälter, Billy Big Bollocks
Charlton Athletic - Mr. Sam, Wilbury
Chesterfield FC - Nyunpa
Club América - Turok_TTZ
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Koko
Copenhagen - Woodenlung
Corinthians - seabee, ty_hot
Cork City - juanpablohustla up in tha ghetto)
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4
Dynamo Dresden - Kenka
Dynamo Kyiv - Kinan
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_, Kenka
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Frustrated_me
Feyenoord - Baconsaurus, Tha Destiny
Fulham - xbhaskarx
Hamburger SV - The_Joker, Kenka
Huddersfield Town - Cindres
Internazionale - adriano999
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Pulga, Korez, Into, cremino, Cuth, Cuddler
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Schweini, FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, BrentonRodgers, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats, Sane_Man, PowerTaxi, SubtleClouds, Shagwell, mil6es, Dazzler, Xhenxhefil, Coldplay619, Commander Jameson
Malaga - tolkir
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Mangoverboard, Prison_Mike, Kun Aguero
Man Utd - Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza, Wilbury (this motherfucker got a huge ass), WJD, yella, deGod, shortyme, Sleeplessnights, Kikarian, scently, brokenbeans, thaOwner, Mr Cola, Clegg (Don't approach during transfer market period), noal, Naughty God
Monaco - AndresON777 (Of course), Suen, WAR recon zero
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987, Willkiller
New York Red Bulls - Judderman, Frank the Great
Northampton Town FC - OnettHansen, Dr Frasier Crane
Norwich City - Eanan
Olympiakos - gate777
Palermo - Joe, WoodenLung
Parma - Suen
Pescara - Gianni Merryman
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni
PSG - Timurid (life long supporter)
PSV - LNBL
QPR - Polari
Rangers - CrashBandicoot, rangersmad92
Reading - immy
Real España - Pulga, elsk
Real Madrid - Anastacio, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, Pulga, RichieS99, Koko, Suen, Relaxed Muscle, WAR recon zero, DerZuhälter, Frustrated_me, Raptor, Turok_TTZ, Dark Rider
Rubin Kazan - RichieS99
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur, Kenka
Sheffield Wednesday - Bumhead
Southampton - IamMikeside
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86
St. Pauli - Kenka
Sunderland - HixxSAFC, madmackem, The Super Bob, Meteorain
Swansea - SHarris78
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, kingellesar, willow ve, anthonyOA
Torino FC - Timurid
Twente FC - CrunchyB
Werder Bremen - Gummifaust, Hackbert, Kenka
West Ham United - MidnightRider
Zenit Saint Petersburg - Sviatoslav

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[D_prOdigy]

Holy shit (if true)

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

 

[Mastadon]

:lol you did gud

 

[Diablo Rosso]

4-1. Top of the league lol.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I hate Rooney.

 

[Shagwell]

Welcome back football <3

 

[rodvik]

Tony, Tony MOOON!

 

[Mastadon]

Welcome back football <3

This. So much.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

MOYES

BOYS

 

[Tc91]

A club in denial, senile owners
Old french cunt Wenger stays
Missed Vegeta scanning Arsenal
"Trophyless level over 3000 days"

Title aspirations slowly vanish
Wenger realizes they're not on par
Arsenal's Premier League form
Is more anemic than Neymar

Glorious!

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Rooney can get fucked.

 

[pappe]

I am starting to think rooney is just depressed coz of his hair. Come on! Any1 in with his hair would be sulking all the time.

 

[KidA Seven]

 

[Batigol]

Rooney didn't celebrate either goal when he came on.

What a twat

 

[bjaelke]

 

[subtles]

United owe Wenger a favor, they owe him Rooney!

 

[bone_and_sinew]

The rumors of Man-U's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

 

[dc89]

Pellegrini has got dis. He's watched United and he knows he can do better.

 

[WJD]

Lovely start to the season.

 

[H13]

nice thread
rooney come to chelsea pls

 

[Mr Cola]

I just dont see how, if hes sold, Rooney will suddenly start caring, it will be Torres all over again if Chelsea buy him.

Great day, Praise our new strike overlords Wellbeck and RVP

 

[Rad-]

Ch2mp1ons.

 

[K1LLER7]

MOYSEY'S UNITED

MOYSEY'S UNITED

MOYSEY'S UNITED

 

[Judderman]

Yay, football.

*drinks in anticipation for the Red Bulls match*

 

[Bubble Metropolis]

"You got what you wanted, you should be happy. Before the start the season that was all you write in the papers so what do you expect?"

Wenger what are you doing

 

[Clegg]

I don't get Rooney. He came on looking slow and unfit. He misplaced a number of passes and was called offside twice from runs he really shouldn't have mistimed.

Yet he still managed two assists in 30 minutes of football.

 

[Tc91]

 

[TrueBlue]

I just dont see how, if hes sold, Rooney will suddenly start caring, it will be Torres all over again if Chelsea buy him.

Great day, Praise our new strike overlords Wellbeck and RVP

Aye. We really don't need another striker in the Shevchenko > Torres line. Hopefully Mou would pull something off with him, if he were to come.

 

[hilariousninja]

I just dont see how, if hes sold, Rooney will suddenly start caring, it will be Torres all over again if Chelsea buy him.

Great day, Praise our new strike overlords Wellbeck and RVP

For some reason, I think you're spot on.

 

[Koko]

I should it known better to not trust on Arsenal defenders.

 

[dc89]

I'm not late. Nope. Not at all.
This is still current right, I can still post this on the front page of every thread for the season...right?

 

[FlutterPuffs]

I can't be the only one who thought he missed that in the beginning.

 

[LTWheels]

Like how Mig points saying there is still a corner to defend.

 

[SHarris78]

Well that didn't go as i'd hoped :-(

 

[Da DreadLord]

That was actually a surprisingly good game.. van purrsie is on form already.. thank you wenger!

 

[Kamakazie!]

Great result and nice to see the clank clank continues under Moysey.
Stunning finish by Welbz to cap it off too!

 

[NekoFever]

MOYSEY'S UNITED

MOYSEY'S UNITED

MOYSEY'S UNITED

 

[Judderman]

WAIT, wait... NBC got the rights to show MOTD? Or is it just their version of it?

 

[arkon]

The rumors of Man-U's demise have been greatly exaggerated.

lol yeah

Although it might be said Moyes hasn't had enough time to influence the fortunes of this team yet.

 

[Tc91]

Well that didn't go as i'd hoped :-(

You'll do great this season, Bony and Michu are going to be class + Pablo Hernandez Dyer and Routledge you have a great attack.

 

[Suen]

:looooooool fall on your knees and get bent Lambda

 

[H13]

Aye. We really don't need another striker in the Shevchenko > Torres line. Hopefully Mou would pull something off with him, if he were to come.

i just feel our striking department a little bit lacking

 

[Hixx]

fuck you facism

fuck you Fulham you fucking CUNTS. Seriously 1 shot ALL GAME. You cunts. That is what we were like last season and we were cunts FUCK YOU MARTIN THE HUTT YOU CUNT

 

[bone_and_sinew]

"You got what you wanted, you should be happy. Before the start the season that was all you write in the papers so what do you expect?"

Wenger what are you doing

Wow, he's melting down. They're going to get bopped by Fenerbache on Wednesday.

 

[ShogunX]

Like how Mig points saying there is still a corner to defend.

Lucas isn't fucking about.

Can I just quickly say - What the fuck at Arsenal selling RvP to Utd? It has to go down as one of the worst transfer moves ever and I'm including Andy Carroll in this.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

dc in panic mode

 

[Koko]

WAIT, wait... NBC got the rights to show MOTD? Or is it just their version of it?

I have the same question.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Did Liverpool win a trophy today or did they beat Mark Hughes's Stoke 1-0? I can't tell.

 

[flintstryker]

Bring on the Hull City match now!!!

 

[Da DreadLord]

I'm not late. Nope. Not at all.
This is still current right, I can still post this on the front page of every thread for the season...right?

Let the past go man, just let it go