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AC Milan - dschalter, flippedb, Jabo, TheLucifer, no fun allowed
Ajax - Arjen, FeD.nL, Wessiej, Linius
Arsenal - 90TilInfinity, Anderson, Baconsaurus, Boozeroony, colonisation, DangerousMali, DOBERMAN INC, Dibbz, Freewheelin', Ghouse, Ingeniero, Jason Raize '75 - '04, Judderman, Kweh, Lightning, omgkitty, pix, Plasma, Salvadora, Az, bud, the walrus, Burgess_101, Suen, Ribbed Hero, phaze
Aston Villa - Awesome Animals, rodvik, Wes
Athletic Bilbao - sneaky77
Barcelona - FootballFan, Messi, OriginalThinking, Verano, AndresON777, Linius, Fady K, keit4
Bayern Munich- Antioch, Blablurn, elsk, Fry8, Gambit, Hasphat'sAnts, Hieberrr, kingslunk, Nemic77, spidye, fuenf, ElTopo,
Bayer Leverkusen - Kenka
Benfica - Andrefpvs, DyonPT, rvy, ThaneKrios, Lambda Piscium, MrKaepora
Besiktas - besiktas1, Silphatos, ILvane
Blackburn - Jeff Albertson
Borussia Dortmund - Phantast2k, Milchmonster, deroli
Bradford City - L1NETT
Celtic - Sage00
Chelsea (Champions of Europe)- Fintan, flintstryker, Gaaraz, GQman2121, Help Me!, JWong, Kylehimself, PrematureQuiche, SenorDingDong, steverulez, xintin, Outsanity, TrueBlue, Colonel Nasty, H13, WoodenLung, Fady K, Kaiden, Qindarka
Chesterfield FC - Nyunpa
Club Deportivo Guadalajara - Regulus Tera, Koko
Copenhagen - Woodenlung
Corinthians (Champions of the World) - seabee
Cork City - juanpablo (the top billin, truest, ultimate, non ultra (he don't fight) hustla up in tha ghetto)
Deportivo La Coruña - Jabo, keit4
Eintracht Frankfurt - thy_
Everton - faridmon, sazabirules, Temrer
Fenerbahce - UV-6, Frustrated_me
Feyenoord - Baconsaurus, Tha Destiny
Fulham - xbhaskarx
Hamburger SV - The_Joker
Huddersfield Town - Cindres
Internazionale - adriano999
Juventus - .Shodan, Charles, fadetoblack, Rikkun, Shake Appeal, Smeghead, Yurt, Zabojnik, Pulga, Korez
Leeds United - amitaiwinehouse
Liverpool - Arnie, ATF487, bjaelke, bonesmccoy, CaramaC, Cerebral Assassin, danwarb, Dark Machine, Darth Sonik, DJmizuhara, elseanio, Feorax, Fry8, FuturusX, jamieson87, K444WSR, labadal, Lord Snow, Mastadon, MarshMellow96, odd_morsel, operon, PaulLFC, PJX, Seep, severin, Shogun PaiN, Skoptsie, sohois, tri_willy, Vard, Yenrot, everthustodeadbeats, Sane_Man
Malaga - tolkir
Man City - BattleMedic, confuziz, dc89, Manager, Meier, Mangoverboard
Man Utd- Ashes1396, BLSwagger10, blurrygil, Brinbe, Cyport, Desmond, doicare, DominoKid, Dynoro, elfinke, Fëanor, Grover Cleveland, Jburton, K1LLER7, kharma45, KidA Seven, LabouredSubterfuge, LanceVance, magnificent83, MrPing1000, pappe, pslayer666, Requiem, Salazar, Slizz, Snaku, Stubo, Soi-Fong, The Friendly Monster, Tim the Wiz, Tunic, UFCLOL, Vivalaraza, Wilbury, WJD, yella, Manutd4ever, shortyme, Sleeplessnights, Kikarian, scently
Newcastle - Carbonox_Ratchet, choodi, Chriswok, JesusTom, Keio, Kyoufu, offshore, Shahed1987 Willkiller
New York Red Bulls - Judderman
Northampton Town FC - OnettHansen
Olympiakos - gate777
Palermo - Joe, WoodenLung
Pescara - Gianni Merryman
Porto - El Tigre, Letters, RaGe_pt, tonitoni
PSG - Timurid (life long supporter)
QPR - Polari
Reading - immy
Real España - Pulga, elsk
Real Madrid - Anastacio, bud23, Madridy, MPW, Noirulus, PantyPhantom, Spanish Wrath, FaK, Pulga, RichieS99, Koko, Suen, Relaxed Muscle, WAR recon zero, DerZuhälter, Frustrated_me
Rubin Kazan - RichieS99
Schalke 04 - Sveitadurgur
Sheffield Wednesday - Bumhead
Southampton - IamMikeside
Sporting CP - BLSwagger10, LFMartins86
Sunderland- HixxSAFC, madmackem, The Super Bob
Tottenham - Bungieware, Clydefrog, near, NeoTB1, Scum, sefskillz, Ushojax, zomgbbqftw, kingellesar
Torino F.C – Timurid
West Ham United - MidnightRider
Zenit Saint Petersburg - Sviatoslav

Let me know your team and I'll add you to the list (PM works better than posting in the thread).


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A small but extensive Q&A covering the most important football questions new comers might have :

Q : What is Afer Dark?
A : Life, death, rebirth; it's the source, the heart of the forum. Once you enter you will either be enligthened or corrupted.

Q : Did Lukas Podolski and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain really have sex with Neymar in Brazil?
A : Yes.

Q : Can you give us a quick overview of football?
A : It's dead.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

heh

 

[bud]

football is dying.

 

[Freewheelin']

NEEWWW THREAD

lol at that last gif

 

[arkon]

Here comes the Southampton collapse I guess. Coutinho finishes smartly.

 

[Wes]

We can't afford to go in to the half two down...

 

[Yen]

Too hungover to watch the game

 

[phaze]

Subbed. Add me to Arsenal's supporters.

 

[Diablo Rosso]

Nice OP.

 

[Tc91]

:lol Alaba is a sneaky fucker.

 

[Wilbur]

A small but extensive Q&A covering the most important football questions new comers might have :

Q : What is Afer Dark?
A : Life, death, rebirth; it's the source, the heart of the forum. Once you enter you will either be enligthened or corrupted.

Q : Did Lukas Podolski and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain really have sex with Neymar in Brazil?
A : Yes.

Q : Can you give us a quick overview of football?
A : It's dead.

incredible

 

[The_Hitcher89]

This is where Rodgers has to earn his money

Allen off, Lucas on
Downing off, Sterling on

 

[bud]

wes! :3

 

[arkon]

I love that Wilbury-Arnie gif. It's magic.

 

[Lightning]

I love the Fergie banner!!!!!!!

 

[Arnie]

Lifeline that we didn't deserve.

Love the thread title.

 

[Messi]

I object to the Barcelona supporters list. Can you please put me before FootballFan as I am the OG barca supporter before that blow in arrived.

 

[Meier]

Coutinho has been an inspired signing.

 

[Wilbur]

Did Villa equalise? Fuck yeah

 

[sohois]

This is where Rodgers has to earn his money

Allen off, Lucas on
Downing off, Sterling on

Sterling isn't on the bench; its Ibe or Suso.

Also really think Liverpool need to go with 3 midfielders to get control of this game.

 

[la_briola]

Haha haha haha Bremen 1:2 Fürth hahahaba

Edit: 29 meter freekick

 

[Carbonox]

Liverpool comeback is on. 4-2 final result. Count on it.

 

[feel]

Football might be dead but our terrible subtitle streak is well alive.

 

[arkon]

Villa equalizing! Yes!

 

[Slizz]

Wish we had a link to Arnie's podcast so people who don't get the title can laugh.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Sterling isn't on the bench; its Ibe or Suso.

Also really think Liverpool need to go with 3 midfielders to get control of this game.

Fuck it, Ibe then.

Bring Suarez back a bit, go 4-5-1/4-3-3

The idea of Allen is about 7thousand times better than the reality

 

[Suen]

We have to score. Wtf is Arsenal doing, went back to being more shit as soon as we returned to PL

 

[Broder Salsa]

Football might be dead but our terrible subtitle streak is well alive.

I thought about making some reference to ClevGOD just to piss off everyone again.

Wish we had a link to Arnie's podcast so people who don't get the title can laugh.

Yes give us a link Arnie pls.

 

[Wilbur]

The idea of Allen is about 7thousand times better than the reality

I told you this in my list of things I love and hate about Liverpool

B-Rod should listen to me bro

 

[Plasma]

We have to score. Wtf is Arsenal doing, went back to being more shit as soon as we returned to PL

We always play better in the second half.

 

[Arnie]

Yes give us a link Arnie pls.

I genuinely can but because it's Easter I can't get it for a couple of weeks. I have to upload it from the media hub in our union, but I'm away on work experience. Hold tight, friends.

 

[3Sixty]

Always a let one in on stroke of ht

 

[Wilbur]

I thought about making some reference to ClevGOD just to piss off everyone again.



Yes give us a link Arnie pls.

I was gonna make the new thread and just do Daniel Welbeck for Ballon d'Or and just fucking bathe and shower my dick in the tears

 

[sohois]

As I said in the old thread, that really was the worst half of football I can remember. Not a single person stood out, at best you can say Enrique and Sturridge did ok. Everyone else from the manager down has had a disaster thus far.

Rodgers has to bring on a 3rd midfielder immediately. For me the answer is not to sub off Allen but to take off Downing, who has offered very little. If Liverpool still struggle then bring on Henderson for Allen at the hour mark.

Really despite the awfulness of that display Liverpool frequently looked like scoring; if we could just get some possession then I think a comeback is on.

 

[Oxx]

Go Harriers.

 

[arkon]

I genuinely can but because it's Easter I can't get it for a couple of weeks. I have to upload it from the media hub in our union, but I'm away on work experience. Hold tight, friends.

Call in some of your other friends! Can nobody else do it that you know of?

 

[KidA Seven]

It's shinji's b-day in japan time.

 

[Wes]

We equalised?! I left the house to go to the shops I was so depressed and I come back to hear this!

I might go for a 45 minute walk now.

 

[Suen]

We always play better in the second half.

This first half showed why we should have had Chamberlain in the XI against Munich, at least instead of Rosicky :/

 

[KidA Seven]

Gotze just ruined a great goal. Great pass from Sahin.

 

[arkon]

We equalised?! I left the house to go to the shops I was so depressed and I come back to hear this!

I might go for a 45 minute walk now.

Do what needs to be done. QPR must not survive.

 

[Oxx]

I might go for a 45 minute wank now.

I see.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I told you this in my list of things I love and hate about Liverpool

B-Rod should listen to me bro

I thought we'd be getting an intelligent, steady passer who wouldn't win you games with moments of magic, but would provide a platform for those around him to get the ball in dangerous positions. He's just, well, stupid. In a way which prevents him from getting the ball in positions where he can use his precise passing.

Gerrard has been worse, but the stuff that is letting him down today is stuff that's been happening on a semi-regular basis throughout his CM career. Allen was supposed to be good at the stuff he's shit at though. You can get players with the same basic skill and more on top for a lot less than £12m, surely? How much would Wanyama have cost in the summer?

 

[Mastadon]

Gotze just ruined a great goal. Great pass from Sahin.

Glad to see Sahin doing well back in Germany. No hard feelings you greasy haired cunt.

 

[Plasma]

It's shinji's b-day in japan time.

It looks like he's wearing the bracelet from 999.

 

[Wilbur]

As I said in the old thread, that really was the worst half of football I can remember. Not a single person stood out, at best you can say Enrique and Sturridge did ok. Everyone else from the manager down has had a disaster thus far.

Rodgers has to bring on a 3rd midfielder immediately. For me the answer is not to sub off Allen but to take off Downing, who has offered very little. If Liverpool still struggle then bring on Henderson for Allen at the hour mark.

Really despite the awfulness of that display Liverpool frequently looked like scoring; if we could just get some possession then I think a comeback is on.

Yeah, Southampton are awful in the centre of defence. Get Suarez running at them and Sturridge behind them and I can see more goals.

Call in some of your other friends! Can nobody else do it that you know of?

Doesn't want to tell anyone else about his 'friends'

It's shinji's b-day in japan time.

APPY BIRTHDAY SHINJI-SAN MAY YOU SCORE A TRIPLE AGAINST THE BERKSHIRE CUNTS

 

[GorillaJu]

We are fortunate to be down only 2-1. Southampton are wide open at the back. If we can actually string together some passes, we can definitely knock in at least one more.

I'd be happy with a point here at this point to be honest. A loss would be too big a hit on morale. We need to keep our run of results going.

 

[Lightning]

We always play better in the second half.

We hope that carries on in this half. I've got a very uneasy feeling.

 

[3Sixty]

I'll take all the moral wins from the first half is shit goes bad.

Like an arsenal fan.

 

[Arnie]

Call in some of your other friends! Can nobody else do it that you know of?

Everyone's away either on work experience or at home.

Rodgers needs to make a midfield substitution here and grab the game. Allen isn't working, either bring on Lucas alongside him or throw Henderson in to help.