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[bjaelke]

Defending 1-99?

 

[Tc91]

And it also presented Van Persie with the opportunity to break his 10-game barren streak, which he celebrated by springing into the arms of his manager.

The Dutchman's reaction has created a great deal of hilarity in the United dressing room too, where it has been one of the chief topics of conversation.

Not that Evra dare a repeat.

'No chance. Never,' said the France defender.

'Maybe I will do it with my team-mates. But not with the gaffer. He is older.

'Imagine I go in too strong against him. He could fall, then he might sack me. I will never do that.'

LOL Evra.

 

[Kyoufu]

Defending 1-99?

looooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

I don't know who that is even with the beard drawn on.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Yurt]

I don't know who that is even with the beard drawn on.

 

[Nyx]

Who's this FootyGAF?

?

Sony had tablets back then already, holy shit!

 

[Fry]

that's a monstrous dildo

 

[Yurt]

Defending 1-99?

It depends on his mood.

 

[Blablurn]

FIFA 14 GAMEPLAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vtDmkPccg7g

 

[Scum]

FIFA 14 GAMEPLAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vtDmkPccg7g

 

[deGod]

Who's this FootyGAF?

No? Alright, draw a beard on him. Still?

That's an itch sketchs

 

[deGod]

Who's this FootyGAF?

No? Alright, draw a beard on him. Still?

That's an etch a sketch he's holding

 

[Milchmonster]

Those fucking things. Seriously. Get them back to handball or wherever the fuck they're coming from.

 

[rvy]

Wow, FIFA looks exactly the same. Shitty shooting animation included.

 

[Vivalaraza]

FIFA 14 GAMEPLAY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vtDmkPccg7g

So you can shoot like Ronaldo.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Textures look like shit on the Wii U version.

 

[Smeghead]

Makes me laugh how they come up with buzz words each year. Fucking pure shot.

Interested to see how pro evo turns out with fox engine.

 

[Nyx]

What the hell man....

 

[Scum]

Textures look like shit on the Wii U version.

looooooooooooool

 

[deGod]

Is clegg banned?

 

[Blablurn]

Those fucking things. Seriously. Get them back to handball or wherever the fuck they're coming from.

For a family friendly stadium like the Allianz Arena it's alright. After all we don't have 80.000 drunken and stinking people like in Dortmund.

 

[Slizz]

Will buy FIFA like always. PES will be shit

 

[Nyx]

Will buy FIFA like always. PES will be shit

EA-bot detected.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

For a family friendly stadium like the Allianz Arena it's alright. After all we don't have 80.000 drunken and stinking people like in Dortmund.

Sometimes it seems like the only people in the world with a bad word to say about Dortmund are Bayern fans. Funny that.

 

[Blablurn]

Sometimes it seems like the only people in the world with a bad word to say about Dortmund are Bayern fans. Funny that.

I'm an expert.

 

[Slizz]

EA-bot detected.

It's been known.

But only really with the FIFA franchise. I abandoned Madden years ago after being loyal to that.

 

[sohois]

Sometimes it seems like the only people in the world with a bad word to say about Dortmund are Bayern fans. Funny that.

I also dislike Dortmund. So that's one other non-Bayern, non-German person.

Seriously, fuck Dortmund.

 

[Hixx]

Will buy FIFA like always. PES will be shit

Yep

 

[Zabojnik]

Is clegg banned?

I don't know, but he should be.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I also dislike Dortmund. So that's one other non-Bayern, non-German person.

Seriously, fuck Dortmund.

U b jely tho

 

[Linius]

Is clegg banned?

Do cows give milk?

 

[Zabojnik]

I wish we could somehow convince him to skip the shitty Confederation Cup.

 

[TheLucifer]

@Milanello: Balotelli got banned for 2 matches for insulting an official. Balzaretti did the same last weekend and only got a €5000 fine.

Bonolis halp.

 

[Zabojnik]

@Milanello: Balotelli got banned for 2 matches for insulting an official. Balzaretti did the same last weekend and only got a €5000 fine.

Bonolis halp.

Why always him?

 

[deGod]

Do cows give milk?

Not where I'm from

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The performances of all three men tell a story of their own, but the numbers that accompany their Premier League showings are starker still (current totals for 2012-13 shown in brackets).

At his best in 2011-12, Valencia provided 13 assists (four), created 65 chances (42), including 10 clear-cut chances (six), boasted a shooting accuracy of 47% (20%), dribbling accuracy of 55% (47%), a shot conversion rate of 20% (0%), and entered the penalty area 78 times (30).

He has played fewer games during the current campaign, but has so far been dispossessed 37 times, six more than in the whole of last season.

Young, who has also struggled with injuries, fares no better. He assisted seven times last season (three), created 42 chances (35), boasted shot and dribbling rates of 62% (50%) and 51% (48%) respectively, converted 18% (0%) of his chances, entered the penalty area 64 (54) times and made 75 (60) passes into the final third.

Nani, so long the enigma, is probably having his worst season at Old Trafford to date. He has been hampered by injuries, but has put in some shocking performances when available, particularly against Chelsea in the FA Cup sixth-round replay.

Last season his crossing accuracy was 22% (15%), his dribbling success 63% (53%), he made 10 assists (two), created 68 chances (10), converted 16% of his chances (8%), entered the penalty area 108 times (26), and made 107 passes into the final third (32). Quite a dramatic drop off, even considering injury.

Makes me want to fucking cry. Hamez please.

 

[deGod]

Makes me want to fucking cry. Hamez please.

That is shocking stats.

SAF better see these stats so he can sort them out and get proper wingers in

 

[Slizz]

That is shocking stats.

SAF better see these stats so he can sort them out and get proper wingers in

 

[K1LLER7]

That is shocking stats.

SAF better see these stats so he can sort them out and get proper wingers in

Zaha on the right, Bebe on the left.

Problem solved

 

[Hixx]

Lol Wenger bidding £10m for Mig.

Double it pls.

 

[Scum]

Nani and Rooney to PSG, Valencia to newly promoted side and Young to Liverpool.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Zaha on the right, Bebe on the left.

Problem solved

I wonder if Palace could have got more money if they let Zaha go to you lot straight away. Him staying at Palace hasn't helped them much.

 

[Kyoufu]

Is it true that Howard Webb has been demoted from the PL?

 

[deGod]

Zaha on the right, Bebe on the left.

Problem solved

Thought they sold bebe to some low Spanish division team

 

[arkon]

He's on loan at some Portugese club IIRC. Probably tearing it up in that league. I'm sure he'll be in the running for player of the year awards and such.

 

[K1LLER7]

I wonder if Palace could have got more money if they let Zaha go to you lot straight away. Him staying at Palace hasn't helped them much.

Maybe. But 15m is still quite a bit for someone who's only done it in the lower divisions.

Thought they sold bebe to some low Spanish division team

Loaned.

^ Arkon knows.

 

[TheLucifer]

Holy crap I just discovered that PrematureQuiche added me on Origin. Probably around a month or two ago. Sry, I haven't seen any fucking message about it

Why always him?

Because there's a conspiracy to help us get to the Champions League 13/14, didn't you know? They help us by banning our most important player in 2013 (along with Montolivo) for the most important games of April.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Thought they sold bebe to some low Spanish division team

he's at Rio Ave, mid table team.

 

[deGod]

He's on loan at some Portugese club IIRC. Probably tearing it up in that league. I'm sure he'll be in the running for player of the year awards and such.

OT 18 Bebe for Ballon d'Or