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[Mason]

Someone posted it on a message board.



FUCKING SICK.

 

[shoplifter]

stop whining, it's not that bad.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

You are a man now.

 

[StrikerObi]

Goatse is weaksauce. Check out tubgirl.

 

[Wario64]

What the hell have you been doing on the internet these past years?

 

[bishoptl]

Down in a hole
Losing my soul
Down in a hole
Losing control

 

[Meier]

What the hell have you been doing on the internet these past years?

No kidding.

 

[bjork]

Forget either one of those, and fear this:

 

[Matlock]

Ah, but have you seen tubgirl?

 

[shoplifter]

 

[RevenantKioku]

Tubgirl didn't do shit to me (HAHA), how sad is that.
Of course that was after I saw harlequin syndrome.

 

[bishoptl]

Forget either one of those, and fear this:

 

[White Man]

Down in a hole
Losing my soul
Down in a hole
Losing control

I'd like to fly. . .

 

[SolidSnakex]

Of course that was after I saw harlequin syndrome.

I actually saw that. After that and the Russian soldier video, i'm avoiding any of those "shock" pictures/video.

 

[Prince of Space]

Seen all those (except the Russian soldier video), and tubgirl is easily the worst of the bunch. Just....eww.

 

[UtadaBarkley]

russian solider made me sick to my stomach.... i mean i've seen some crazy shit in my life, i've seen people get shot and shit, but that REALLY fucked me up to see that movie. His scream was just undescribable... Do NOT watch that movie unless you wanna be fucked up in the head for a couple of days straight.

 

[Prince of Space]

Describe plz.

 

[demon]

Forget either one of those, and fear this:

Keep that away from my penis please.

 

[Mason]

Ok, being perfectly honest, goatsec.x wasn't all that bad. It was really sick, but someone sent me a video of a guy shoving a huge bottle up his ass a few weeks ago and I have to say, that really loosened me up, so to speak. I can't be phazed so easily after that.


And how did I avoid goatsec.x all these years? I'm like a ninja. Or I just never clicked on links that led to it.

 

[Minotauro]

People who try to avoid these types of things should really be kicked off the internet. Seriously, there's something wrong with someone who doesn't want to satisfy their curiousity. The only thing worse is when they want you to describe it to them.

 

[Mason]

It wasn't so much that as I wanted to be the last person on the internet to not have seen it since it was so infamous.

 

[Lathentar]

I haven't seen anyone mention the Japanese Eels + Funnel + Ass video.

 

[Eminem]

I'd like to fly. . .

But my wings have been so denied

 

[Socreges]

I've seen goatse, tubgirl, and eel ass, but never the russian soldier video. Sounds a little too disturbing.

 

[SolidSnakex]

Describe plz.

I won't describe it completely. But you see a guy laying on the ground, another guy with his foot on the guys head and a knife. Draw your own conclusions. It also includes, as Jeff said, an incredibly disturbing scream.

 

[Minotauro]

The Russian soldier thing didn't really bother me. I thought the Nicholas Berg video was about ten times more disturbing.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Saw Tubgirl for the first time.

Gross. Just... gross.

 

[Espio]

I thought tubgirl was hillarious.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Goatse is weaksauce. Check out tubgirl.

Tubgirl is weaksauce as well. The eels, now that's messed up.

The Russian soldier thing didn't really bother me. I thought the Nicholas Berg video was about ten times more disturbing.

The Nicholas Berg video was weaksauce compared to the Russian soldier video.

 

[Minotauro]

The Nicholas Berg video was weaksauce compared to the Russian soldier video.

Bah. Decapitation >>>>> Throat Slitting >> Paper Cuts

 

[Friend]

I'm not sure we're talking about the same video here now. The entire head was taken off in the Russian video and it was far more graphic than the berg video.

 

[Zaptruder]

The eels video...

made me kinda horny...

 

[Brannon]

Bah to all of ya, tit wigglers is where it's at now.





TIT WIGGLERS.

If you wanna know more, ask some of the unlucky scrubs in #GA. And no, it's not that photoshopped pic...

 

[segasonic]

Forget either one of those, and fear this:

WTF?

What is it?

 

[bbyybb]

It is a sea lamprey

http://www.great-lakes.net/envt/flora-fauna/invasive/lamprey.html

http://www.seagrant.wisc.edu/greatlakesfish/sealamprey.html



Cheers,
bbyybb.

 

[human5892]

People who try to avoid these types of things should really be kicked off the internet. Seriously, there's something wrong with someone who doesn't want to satisfy their curiousity. The only thing worse is when they want you to describe it to them.

On the contrary, I would postulate that there's something wrong with someone who, after knowing the content of a movie they know will sicken and disturb them, still watches it. Smells like sadomasichism to me.

For the record, I have never seen goatsec.x, nor do I want to.

 

[Date of Lies]

Goatse is weaksauce and tubgirl just made me laugh.

you should see the pictures of a guy injecting fecal matter in his genital organ.

it goes from this || to | | right before your eyes.





seriously I couldn't sleep for weeks.

 

[MrPing1000]

U cannot consider yourself a true internet addict until you've seen goatsecx

 

[talking head]

is the tit wigglers picture the one with the close up of the boob, and it looks like it's infested with those bugs?

 

[MrPing1000]

is the tit wigglers picture the one with the close up of the boob, and it looks like it's infested with those bugs?

i guess so, that ones a good fake though, its actually some plant photoshopped on

 

[talking head]

if so, that is a photoshop. i think it was on snopes.

 

[DeEJaYMiND]

you should see the pictures of a guy injecting fecal matter in his genital organ.
it goes from this || to | | right before your eyes. seriously I couldn't sleep for weeks.

WTF???!

 

[yoshifumi]

Describe plz.

Spoiler

the soldier is on the ground, alive, with a chechen rebel (i think) with a boot on his neck. he sticks a big knife into the soft part and just starts to saw...the soldier screams, but ends up making a really loud gurgling noise because of all the blood. then they cut off his head.

i actually thought goatse was worse than tubgirl.

 

[Particle Physicist]

haha.. the expression on that baby's face ALWAYS makes me crack up ..

 

[bjork]

The link that... I think it came from the irc channel, where the guy took photos of himself humping a dead crab... that was pretty damn terrible too.

 

[Necroscope]

Link to GOATSEC.X please.