this game
this fuckin game
so ive been exploring and picking at the Lockdown area (apparently i kinda of skipped over the first area but thats okay because im going back to complete it now), and im going down my checklist, finding all the bases, bosses, etc, and as many collectibles as i can find. i figured the skulls were going to be the toughest, so i searched for them as i searched for everything else, but settled on the idea that i might just have to go back later, and likely look them up to get them all, and thats fine ive done that before. its still fun searching for them!
so im at this particular area (ill try to not spoil anything) and im trying to get to the top using my grapple, but its hard as a mf! there is this lip thats a pain the get over at the very top and i was trying and tryin for 15-20 minutes. the good news is i got pretty good with the grapple shot here, the bad news is, i started to think that i just wasnt meant to get up there. so i keep tryin keep trying and i somehow lodge myself into this little alcove, closer than ive ever been to the top! i peek my head out, look for another ledge to grab onto, take a deep breath and jump, shoot my grapple and boom i made it!!! i was so stoked.
and then i start hearing this sound i havent heard before and im like oh shit that sounds like a collectible! but its not beeping, its hissing! i search around a few more minutes and find a cut out card with Craig on it

and as far as i know that doesnt actually get you anything (maybe it does i dunno, but it seems just like an easter egg). so i was pissed that i did all that work for an easter egg, but then i realized the hissing was still happening. and it was coming from the other side of the thing i was on top of. i leap over the an obstacle, take a few more steps, and there it is, my first skull!!!
i was ecstatic! skulls are traditionally mega hard to find in halo games, so to find one without looking it up is a real treat for me. i grab it and say "fuck yeah i love this fucking game!"
but thats not all!
i had more audio logs and stuff to find, but the math wasnt adding up. i was looking at the map and thinking "man i have like 7 more things to find, but my map is telling me there are only a couple places left to search... what gives?". i shrugged and kept truckin forward. then i came across an audio log that wasnt marked on my map, so it turns out they DONT tell you where everything is, you actually have to search and find some stuff organically. i love that! i was actually bummed that it'd just be a go fetch type of collectible thing, but its not, you really have to explore the map and search everywhere if you want to find it all.
so i realize that i need to go back to every tower, enemy camp, base, etc, everywhere ive been and search all those areas again. so i did, and sure enough i found the remaining collectibles... EXCEPT for the second skull. it was my last collectible in the Lockdown area and id already searched high and low. so this time i said "ok there is NO WAY im going to find this one, i bet they hide some of them super good for masochists who love that kind of stuff. im gonna search some interesting looking spots, maybe go to the tips of every mountain, but hey if i dont find it, thats okay, ill just move on and come back later." so i start to do exactly that!
but then i got carried away lol. coming off the momentum of finding my first skull i decided, no fuck it im going to search every nook and cranny, im gonna find this fucking thing before i move on. so here i am, swinging around the map like spider man, having the fucking time of my life, getting really good with the grapple, and seeing areas and little hidden stuff that i hadnt seen yet. honestly, just searching for it was the fun part, i didnt even care if i found it at that point, and i started to think to myself "ok this one is too well hidden, im probably gonna have to move on"
but im not quite ready to give up, so im searching all the little areas on the sides of the pieces of ring (where its a ravine that leads to space and youll die if you fall off"). i died a lot trying to search all those little areas, and i honestly thought i was just wasting my time. at some point, i had the idea to grab a sniper so i can zoom in on far away areas and see if they are worth checking out. and i didnt see shit lol. i spent probably 2 hours searching and came up with nothing.
i zoomed in on this one little ledge hangin off the side, and i see what looks like some kind of blue explosion. but it wasnt an explosion, bc it was sitting there motionless, but it was definitely out of place. it wan't a skull tho, it was just these blue little lines, like 4 or 5 of them. and im like, hmmm thats strange, i wonder if its a gltich they didnt catch, or a piece of texture thats just out of place. that would make sense because this area was SO far off the beaten path.
now, this particular area is SUPER hard to get to. i tried and tried and tried, but ran outta time. so i pause the game, go to lunch with my mom which we had planned, come back and try a few more times...
no dice. at this point im like, ok youre just not meant to get over there and thats probably some glitch and there just aint no fuckin skull over there. but i try a few more times anyway, and i make it! im like, oh shit, ok cool lets check it out.
so the blue things i was talking about earlier werent texture glitches at all, the were actually glow sticks! they are meant to be there!! im like "no fucking way!" i start freaking out lol, i take a few steps, turn right into a small alcove and BAM its the other skull!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
fuck yeah i love this fucking game. thank you for coming to my ted talk. find all those collectibles spartans! never give up! never surrender!