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[hemo memo]

Let’s be real for a second—Leon S. Kennedy is the king of surviving impossible situations. Zombies, cults, giant salamanders, you name it. But the real miracle isn’t his ability to dodge death; it’s his hair. How does it stay so perfect? Dude’s out here crawling through sewers, getting suplexed by Garradors, and rolling away from explosions, yet his hair looks like he just stepped out of a salon.

I mean seriously, look at this:

 

[rofif]

that's not leon.
that's leon

 

[Gonzito]

 

[MAX PAYMENT]

With his eyes.

 

[ReBurn]

His eyes aren't real because he's not real.

 

[Alexios]

 

[N0S]

Yeah it would be funny if a characters hair gets all messed up during gameplay

 

[kanjobazooie]

How did Chris go through all of RE5 without popping his synthol biceps?

 

[Kupfer]

How did Chris go through all of RE5 without popping his synthol biceps?

Synthol biceps my ass

 

[Ulysses 31]

He ain't got it as bad as Rachel

 

[Shubh_C63]

How can he back kicks 150 Zombies back to back and not get tired ?

 

[adamsapple]

With his eyes.

 

[Donald mac Ronald]

How can he back kicks 150 Zombies back to back and not get tired ?

Leon superplex Kennedy that's how

 

[Danjin44]

I'm seeing some weird threads lately......whats up?

 

[Sooner]

How could Eve from Stellar Blade hear with such a fine ass?

 

[Guilty_AI]

Its tactical eye protection

 

[IAmRei]

he can see behind your eyes, whatever you see, he sees as well...
anyway, if next resident evil wants something new, maybe this time we can use supranatural enhanced character, which could see from zombie perspective for better hiding, ala forbidden siren.

 

[NeverYouMind]

Let’s be real for a second—Leon S. Kennedy is the king of surviving impossible situations. Zombies, cults, giant salamanders, you name it. But the real miracle isn’t his ability to dodge death; it’s his hair. How does it stay so perfect? Dude’s out here crawling through sewers, getting suplexed by Garradors, and rolling away from explosions, yet his hair looks like he just stepped out of a salon.

I mean seriously, look at this:

As Harrison Ford famously said to Mark Hamil during the filming of Star Wars trash compacting scene when his costar brought up the lack of trash on costumes and hair:
"If they are looking at your hair, we've got bigger problems."

 

[Three]

 

[Dacvak]

I'm seeing some weird threads lately......whats up?

Weekend GAF baby!

 

[Davevil]

 

[amigastar]

Strange thread honestly.

 

[Trilobit]

Maybe he has a great nose!

 

[mansoor1980]

 

[Kikorin]

Until this day, Deadly Premonitions is still the only game where the main character beard and hair get messed up during gameplay.

 

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Synthol biceps my ass

One of the greatest moments in video game history, no cap.

 

[adamsapple]

Strange thread honestly.

 

[DragonNCM]

 

[SHA]

Shhhh, don't ask the wrong questions.

 

[lh032]

im wondering, does leon private pair hair bush has the same hair style?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

His eyes aren't real because he's not real.

He's real to me!

 

[deriks]

im wondering, does leon private pair hair bush has the same hair style?

You mean that his curtains match the drapes?!

That's some Cousin Itt shit

 

[Kiya's Guard]

Even the China virus doesn't ruin his hairline

 

[hemo memo]

You mean that his curtains match the drapes?!

That's some Cousin Itt shit

Okay I didn't expect this thread to take this turn. Not like this.

 

[Horseganador]

The real miracle is how his testicles haven't exploded yet after years and years of sexual tension with Ada xDD.

 

[killatopak]

I’ve had hair longer than Leon and I could see fine.

 

[hemo memo]

I’ve had hair longer than Leon and I could see fine.

Oh for sure, and I moonlight as a secret agent on weekends.

 

[freemandos]

Japanese design logic.

 

[ahtlas7]

Op: