Fallopian Tube
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5.0 Presentation
The menu screen looks nice and the idea of a girl with a giant mallet is promising, but the end cut-scene is about 15 seconds long and the story is almost non-existent.
7.0 Graphics
Some areas look brilliant, others look very bland. Malice looks good, but her enemies are pretty boring and lack any cool animations.
5.0 Sound
Bad voices meet with a ho-hum musical score. At least you can collect hearts and make Malice extra happy.
6.0 Gameplay
Pretty standard, straightforward stuff. If it was more fun, then the game would be passable, but it's just not exciting at all.
4.0 Lasting Appeal
This game is shorter than Gary Coleman standing in a ditch. I don't have a pet turtle, but if I did, even he could finish this game in less than eight hours.
5.8
OVERALL:
(out of 10 / not an average)
Wha' Happened?!?
At one point Malice was set to feature the voice of Gwen Stefani and the music of No Doubt. Those days are gone. So, apparently, are the morphing abilities of Malice's Clockwork Hammer and the impressive graphics. Three E3's back, Malice was shown and while the gameplay wasn't there, the visuals were pretty sweet. A grassy area that now features some rather weak nubs of grass once had four-foot high blades that Malice would run through. The framerate was ass, but the game looked like it was going to be a real knockout. Looks like we all got suckerpunched. Heck, check out screenshots from as late as January -- there are creatures in those screenshots that never appear in the final game. What gives??
The menu screen looks nice and the idea of a girl with a giant mallet is promising, but the end cut-scene is about 15 seconds long and the story is almost non-existent.
7.0 Graphics
Some areas look brilliant, others look very bland. Malice looks good, but her enemies are pretty boring and lack any cool animations.
5.0 Sound
Bad voices meet with a ho-hum musical score. At least you can collect hearts and make Malice extra happy.
6.0 Gameplay
Pretty standard, straightforward stuff. If it was more fun, then the game would be passable, but it's just not exciting at all.
4.0 Lasting Appeal
This game is shorter than Gary Coleman standing in a ditch. I don't have a pet turtle, but if I did, even he could finish this game in less than eight hours.
5.8
OVERALL:
(out of 10 / not an average)
Wha' Happened?!?
At one point Malice was set to feature the voice of Gwen Stefani and the music of No Doubt. Those days are gone. So, apparently, are the morphing abilities of Malice's Clockwork Hammer and the impressive graphics. Three E3's back, Malice was shown and while the gameplay wasn't there, the visuals were pretty sweet. A grassy area that now features some rather weak nubs of grass once had four-foot high blades that Malice would run through. The framerate was ass, but the game looked like it was going to be a real knockout. Looks like we all got suckerpunched. Heck, check out screenshots from as late as January -- there are creatures in those screenshots that never appear in the final game. What gives??