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[Father_Brain]

This isn't meant to be a serious thread, so please, no religious discussion.

Edit: Please also refrain from turning this into "The political figures I despise most." Keep politics out of this.

Anyway, post one pic of something that no merciful god would allow to exist. Here's one to start:

Also, I can't find it, but one of Something Awful's Awful Links a few months back was a site of "erotic" Disney fanart. One of the pics they showed (censored) was of an enormously-endowed Stitch fucking Lilo's older sister.

 

[Fifty]

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Lewis Black Spoke of it:

We're all screwed

 

[Hitokage]

If you've ever seen the kind of pictures Ferrio likes to link, then you have a good idea of what I'd like to link here.

 

[Lambtron]

If I wasn't worried about a banning, I would post any of the 35 Secret Fox & Closet Coon comics.

Gay, adult, furry webcomics destroy my faith in humanity.

 

[Father_Brain]

If you've ever seen the kind of pictures Ferrio likes to link, then you have a good idea of what I'd like to link here.

Enlighten me, please.

 

[Matlock]

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[BuddyC]

 

[GG-Duo]

 

[Fifty]

Buddy wins.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

 

[arter_2]

lol at buddy's

 

[Wario64]

Mina looks hawt

 

[neptunes]

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[Socreges]

Is that Mina's face photoshopped on a friend of AlphaSnake's or something?

 

[SKluck]

It's actually Alpha photoshopped into a pic of a Mina. But the debate rages on.

 

[fennec fox]

This should be at least $60! Jeez!

 

[iapetus]

In one pic, prove that there is no God.

Well duh.

 

[Belfast]

Well duh.

You're horrible!

 

[MrPing1000]

 

[Ferrio]

Lewis Black Spoke of it:

I made an extraordinary discovery .. it's kind of overwhelming .. you see, i travel a lot and the fact of the matter is, in my travels i found out something that changed the way I look at things. From the beginning of time man has looked at the heavens and firmly believed the universe ends out in space. It's not true, the end of the universe happens to be in the United States, i have seen it. And, oddly enough, it's in Houston Texas. I know, i know, i was shocked, too.

I left a comedy club there and walked down the street. On one corner there was a Starbucks. And across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, was a Starbucks.

At first i thought the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. But no, there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And that, my friends, is the end of the universe.
People said to me 'how do you know?' and i said go there, stand between those two Starbucks, look at your watch, time stands still. And if you turn this way and look just at this Starbucks immediately you think 'you know when i turn around there can not possibly be a Starbucks behind me'. Noone would've been that stupid to have built a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And if there was a just and loving god, he wouldn't allow that kind of shit to go down.

See you turn slowly, thinking well i see a Gap or a Denny's, maybe even a Mobil station, but there's a Starbucks!

-Lewis Black

 

[Blackace]

hahaha these things vex me as well!

 

[Naked Snake]

Buddy wins.

I concur

 

[The Shadow]

*image of Alpha*

Jesus. Looks like he setup a fan underneath the XXXL shirt he's wearing just so it doesn't look like he only weighs 60 pounds.

 

[Dekajelly]

 

[Dead]

I made an extraordinary discovery .. it's kind of overwhelming .. you see, i travel a lot and the fact of the matter is, in my travels i found out something that changed the way I look at things. From the beginning of time man has looked at the heavens and firmly believed the universe ends out in space. It's not true, the end of the universe happens to be in the United States, i have seen it. And, oddly enough, it's in Houston Texas. I know, i know, i was shocked, too.

I left a comedy club there and walked down the street. On one corner there was a Starbucks. And across the street from that Starbucks, in the exact same building as that Starbucks, was a Starbucks.

At first i thought the sun was playing tricks with my eyes. But no, there was a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And that, my friends, is the end of the universe.
People said to me 'how do you know?' and i said go there, stand between those two Starbucks, look at your watch, time stands still. And if you turn this way and look just at this Starbucks immediately you think 'you know when i turn around there can not possibly be a Starbucks behind me'. Noone would've been that stupid to have built a Starbucks across from a Starbucks. And if there was a just and loving god, he wouldn't allow that kind of shit to go down.

See you turn slowly, thinking well i see a Gap or a Denny's, maybe even a Mobil station, but there's a Starbucks!

-Lewis Black

Ive seen this in Houston as well

 

[reggieandTFE]

In Oak Park, IL there's two Blockbuster kiddy-corner across an intersection. WTF??? It's a busy street that I probably wouldn't want to cross if I had no legs but it still blows my mind.

 

[dog$]

 

[Tritroid]

Lewis Black Spoke of it:

We're all screwed

I'm sorry, but to me that proves there is a God.

 

[The Bookerman]

Rachel leigh Cook and Mina seperated at birth?

 

[Triumph]

Remember that "When Cosplay goes too far" thread from the old GAF? Well, any of those pictures proves there isn't a God as far as I'm concerned. And no, I don't want to see any of them dammit.

 

[GashPrex]

guy on the right marrying elisha cuthbert

 

[narfnarf]

 

[MrPing1000]

 

[8bit]

Well duh.

And with that, iapetus went on to prove black was white, and was killed on a zebra crossing.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Mina looks hawt

thats the best pic of mina i have seen.. which oddly enough.. looks almost nothing like the other picks of her..

 

[Particle Physicist]

Well duh.

im kinda slow.. can someone explain this to me?

EDIT

hmm.. is this a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference?

 

[shoplifter]

winner

 

[EviLore]

 

[chimpychi]

oh god no!

 

[Archaix]

im kinda slow.. can someone explain this to me?

EDIT

hmm.. is this a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference?

Yeah, it is.

The Babel Fish is small, yellow, and simultaneously translates from one spoken language to another.

When inserted into the ear, its nutrition processes convert sound waves into brain waves, neatly crossing the language divide between any species you should happen to meet whilst travelling in space.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys..."

 

[shibbs]

:lol:lol winner.

 

[chimpychi]

 

[ChrisReid]

It's actually Alpha photoshopped into a pic of a Mina. But the debate rages on.

The latest consensus is that it's a picture of Alpha with a Mina photo'd in. Blonde Mina is better anyhow.

 

[Lemonz]

 

[DJ Sl4m]

 

[shoplifter]

 

[The Shadow]

Jesus. Looks like he setup a fan underneath the XXXL shirt he's wearing just so it doesn't look like he only weighs 60 pounds.

Haha! I knew that twig was standing over a fan or vent.