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[G-Fex]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd_WpwB_Shc

• $5 Dollar Wrestling
  • A Train Wreck on iPPV - July 27th, Charlestown, IN.

• All Japan Pro-Wrestling
  • NJPW/AJPW "NJPW & AJPW 40TH ANNIVERSARY ~ SUMMER NIGHT FEVER IN RYOGOKU ~ WE ARE PRO-WRESTLING LOVE!" - July 1st, Tokyo Sumo Hall
  • 40th Anniversary Junior Hyper League - July 16th to July 29th

• CHIKARA Pro-Wrestling
  • The Great Escape - July 28th, Portland, ME. Young Lion's Cup qualifier, and the return of the Campeones de Parejas; The Young Bucks.
  • Give 'em the Axe - July 29th, Everett, MA. Young Lion's Cup qualifier, and the return of the Campeones de Parejas; The Young Bucks.

• Dragon Gate USA
  • Untouchable 2012 - July 28th, Taylor, MI. Signed to compete; Gargano, CIMA, Tozawa, YAMATO, Ricochet, El Generico, Rich Swann, Chuck Taylor, AR Fox, Silas Young & Arik Cannon.
  • Enter the Dragon 2012: Third Anniversary Celebrationhttp://wwnlive.com/event-dgusa-07-29-12.html - July 29th, Chicago, IL. Signed to compete; Gargano, CIMA, Tozawa, YAMATO, Ricochet, El Generico, Rich Swann, Chuck Taylor, AR Fox, Silas Young & Arik Cannon - plus, Colt Cabana will be providing colour commentary.

• New Japan Pro-Wrestling
  • NJPW/AJPW "NJPW & AJPW 40TH ANNIVERSARY ~ SUMMER NIGHT FEVER IN RYOGOKU ~ WE ARE PRO-WRESTLING LOVE!" - July 1st, Tokyo Sumo Hall
  • Kizuna Road Tour - July 7th to July 19th. Matches set for the 19th in Yamagata; Liger & Tiger Mask vs Romero & Koslov, Goto (c) vs Nakamura, Yano & Iizuka vs Tenzan & Kojima, Tanahashi/Makabe (c) vs Masato Tanaka

• Pro-Wrestling Guerrilla
  • Threemendous III - July 21st, Reseda, CA. Matches signed; Smash Bros (c) vs Future Shock vs Bucks, 3-way Ladder Match, Kevin Steen (c) vs Willie Mack, Michael Elgin vs Sami Callihan

• Pro-Wrestling NOAH
  • Summer Navigation 2012 - July 6th to July 29th
  • GREAT VOYAGE 2012 IN RYOGOKU - July 22nd. Matches signed; KENTA return match, Suzuki & Aoki (c) vs Marvin & Super Crazy, Yoshinobu Kanemaru (c) vs Christopher Daniels, Akiyama & Saito (c) vs Samoa Joe & Magnus, Takeshi Morishima (c) vs Go Shiozaki

• Ring of Honor
  • TV Taping - July 14th, Milwaukee, MI. Signed; Steen, Elgin, Rhino, Strong, Lethal & The Briscoes.
  • TV Taping - July 27th, Winston-Salem, NC. Signed; Steen, WGTT, Briscoes, ANX, Coleman & Alexander, The Bravados, Edwards & Jacobs.
  • TV Taping - July 28th, Spartanburg, SC. Signed; Steen, WGTT, Briscoes, ANX, Coleman & Alexander, The Bravados, Edwards & Jacobs.

• SHINE Women's Wrestling
  • SHINE #1 - debut iPPV event, July 20th, Ybor City, FL and live worldwide via iPPV. Talent roster; Cherry Bomb, Daffney, Sara Del Rey, Christina Von Eerie, Santana Garrett, Jayme Jameson, Jazz, Allysin Kay, Kimberly Maddox, Taylor Made, Mercedez Martinez, Rain, Nikki Roxx, Veda Scott, Reby Sky, Tracy Taylor & Su Yung.

The following thread is brought to you by the Kane and AJ Alliance

JUNE'S HALL OF FAME!

 

[Coldnoodle]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, where's Plywood?

 

[Charmicarmicat]

Who's that woman between Hulk Hogan in a wig and Dixie?

 

[UberTag]

So we have Yu-Gi-Oh! and tons of WWE rhetoric in this month's OP.
Seems rather fitting. Clearly this is what we deserve.

And why does the SHINE wrestling logo remind me of Jem & The Holograms?

 

[Cagey]

It's June 25th. Da fuck?

 

[Entropia]

THE POWER OF JULY?

 

[jmdajr]

Wow, very early but nice work..Whatever it takes to prevent another Plywood thread I guess.

 

[G-Fex]

Major thanks to Bootaaay for the help

 

[Sokantish]

For some reason CM Punk's picture seems to be missing from the WWE section??? Accidents happen I guess! I know you wouldn't leave the WWE Champion out of it, because the champ is the most important! No Bobby Roode either, what's going on here!

 

[G-Fex]

CM. Punk? Never heard of him.

 

[Sokantish]

Someone needs to post the snow angel gif...

 

[Perspicacity]

5* OP, but every time we jump the gun something more interesting (thread title-worthy) happens before the end of the old month.

 

[Aiii]

AJ is in the title. I am well pleased. Good job.

 

[SoulPlaya]

We got AJ & Kane in the thread title! (I'm going to assume "The Game" is some reference to what AJ & Kane are doing right now.)

Celebrate!

 

[G-Fex]

Who's that woman between Hulk Hogan in a wig and Dixie?

I forgot her name but she's having addiction problems! Oh Noes!

 

[SoulPlaya]

I just realized that Jericho is doing a concert tonight. There goes another wasted 15 minutes.

 

[G-Fex]

I just realized that Jericho is doing a concert tonight. There goes another wasted 15 minutes.

I wonder if it'll be as bad as that KISS concert on Nitro

 

[SoulPlaya]

I wonder if it'll be as bad as that KISS concert on Nitro

He's done Fozzy concerts before, but RAW has turned into one giant commercial these days. It's also amazing that they're bringing him in as a face. They need credible heels right now (he should feud with Sheamus), not faces.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

I'm excited for a great month of wrasslin' sports entertainment!

 

[Kyoufu]

Punk has 1 million twitter followers.

He is 1 million behind Cena, and 200k behind Orton.

 

[Perspicacity]

The Fozzy Concert will be amazing because Heath Slater is going to fly in on his Meowth balloon to challenge them to a rock off.

 

[G-Fex]

He's done Fozzy concerts before, but RAW has turned into one giant commercial these days. It's also amazing that they're bringing him in as a face. They need credible heels right now (he should feud with Sheamus), not faces.

RAW is one big sellout.


I'm guessing the whole thing starts with HEATH SLATER Coming out and saying RAW doesn't need Fozzy blahblah blah One man Rock Band cue Jericho coming out to codebreaker Heath. Babyface Jericho.

Kyofu reminded me its time to tweet Punk.

 

[Nocturnowl]

So we've given up on the power of June to the point we're just ignoring the month entirely? I can dig it, all hail July, the greatest of months.

The Fozzy Concert will be amazing because Heath Slater is going to fly in on his Meowth balloon to challenge them to a rock off.

Heath Slater needs his own motto for each time he turns up...

To save you from the blaaaaand
it's the one man baaaaaand
always in deeemaaaaaand
i'm the one man baaaaaaand
the best wrestler on this braaaaaand
THE ONE MAN BAAAAAAAND!

And then he gets his ass kicked, I smell money.

 

[Perspicacity]

RAW is one big sellout.


I'm guessing the whole thing starts with HEATH SLATER Coming out and saying RAW doesn't need Fozzy blahblah blah One man Rock Band cue Jericho coming out to codebreaker Heath. Babyface Jericho.

Kyofu reminded me its time to tweet Punk.

Looks like Punk responded to you again:
https://twitter.com/CMPunk/status/217293449194504192

#KingOfGoat

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

You say your name is KOG and you love to duel?

I say your name is G-Fex and you're a BASTARD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loIYBd1k3kU

Spoiler

I'm bored, back to lurking...

 

[krae_man]

I just realized that Jericho is doing a concert tonight. There goes another wasted 15 minutes.

Remember his Music battle with Cena? Cena sang Bad Man which consisted of him singing one verse and Bumpy Knuckers singing everything else.

 

[Penguin]

Wait why are we getting this thread a week in advance?

We still have a Raw to go through for the month.

 

[sf2fanatic]

http://youtu.be/XCVMBiy1f9A

This thread

 

[Keyser Soze]

So, we gave up on June.

I see.

 

[G-Fex]

So, we gave up on June.

I see.

Didn't we all give up on June already?

Unless you're hoping Cyndi Lauper returns to manage Brock Lesnar

 

[DMczaf]

At this rate, by November we'll be in the January thread.

 

[Ultratech]

Nice OP, but it's a week early...

Oh well.

#PowerOfJuly

 

[bean breath]

Plywood won.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Didn't we all give up on June already?

Unless you're hoping Cyndi Lauper returns to manage Brock Lesnar

I believe in tonight, although I am recording it to watch later

#powerofjunetapedelay

 

[A Pretty Panda]

What a fantastic OP.

 

[Khrno]

June 25

July Wrasslin |OT| The Game, The Kane,The Pain and The Insane (AJ)

Someone needs to post the snow angel gif...

 

[A Pretty Panda]

Why Khrno why?

 

[Khrno]

Because it was requested.

 

[SoulPlaya]

"ASK HIM!"

http://youtu.be/0fIwdm_oy6g?t=7m24s

 

[Nocturnowl]

This is weird having two threads running at the same time, it's like Raw and Smackdown in thread form. I guess that makes the June Thread June Wrasslin Supershow.

 

[The Frankman]

Someone please call a mod and temp-lock this, July is a week away

 

[Khrno]

"ASK HIM!"

http://youtu.be/0fIwdm_oy6g?t=7m24s

This is the way it's done.

 

[CrunchinJelly]

Someone please call a mod and temp-lock this, July is a week away

on it

 

[Ithil]

Time has started to speed up. Punk and Bryan must be wrestling again.

 

[G-Fex]

Someone please call a mod and temp-lock this, July is a week away

don't make me play the race card

 

[SoulPlaya]

This is the way it's done.

Jericho stole it from Kane!

 

[Perspicacity]

Time has started to speed up. Punk and Bryan must be wrestling again.

Uh oh, you just set off the SoulPlaya flare

 

[Nocturnowl]

This is the way it's done.

I was so hyped for that match back at the time, Cena/Jericho back at Summerslam 2005 got me back into watching WWE after a brief hiatus, to finally get another match between these two at Survivor Series 2008 had me sold on the ppv itself, the match was average and suffered from SUPER CENA and his comeback feel good story of the year.

On top of that I expected to see Jeff Hardy finally win the big one and instead got HHH vs Kozlov, HHH VS KOZLOV! Thank God for Hobo Edge.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm watching Twilight right now...

Kane and AJ come to mind.

 

[Ithil]

I'm watching Twilight right now...

Kane and AJ come to mind.

Except less believable.