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June 15, 2004 -- LAST weekend, Lohans to the right of me, Lohans to the left of me. In one corner, Lindsay's troublemaker fa ther Michael. In my home. The other corner, Lindsay's manager mother Dina. On the phone. In the tabs: their family feuds, headlines, arrests, court dates and name-calling. On the telly: The 17-year-old star herself on MTV, as well as "Saturday Night Live."
First, Michael, who's done jail time for a little fraud and was just re-arrested after bopping an inlaw because there's enough bad blood between them to draw blood. Forget why, because nobody can live long enough to hear his whole story. Ask what's his problem and, with a 44-year-old boyish grin, it's:
"I know I'm a bad boy. Dina got angry when she heard the voice messages on my machine from this other girl, but they meant nothing. It's just that . . ."
Wait. Hold-it. Whoaaaa. Who asked you about another woman? We were talking about your brother-in-law.
"Yeah, well, my wife and I were over that and all was wonderful and I was moving back in the house and she heard these messages and she said, 'Outtt!' But I never had an affair with this girl, so . . ."
Then why these phone messages and who asked you about this in the first place?
"It's just that I like flirting."
OK, OK. Talk about a can of worms. Forget about time in the pokey. Forget about the brother-in-law. Forget about hitting him. For sure forget about this girl's voice messages. What now?
"I have a Type-A personality. I had a heart attack when I was 39. Anger problems. As a result I'm starting anger management. My uncle's involved in a spiritual center, so I've been interviewing therapists. In a few weeks to a month I'll be at this retreat. After I finish the program I'll go back to my wife. Nobody loves each other like we do. She wants me back 100 percent."
Dina Lohan: "Michael is a good soul who struggles with personal problems. Not the kind of thing that goes away in a few minutes. It's a lifetime thing and lots of stars go through it. We are separated right now. He is a bad boy. We'll see how it goes. We're going to go day by day."
Michael: "I'm meeting my wife for dinner tonight and I'm also seeing Lindsay."
Dina: "I'm seeing Michael but with our other children. He's not seeing Lindsay. She's very close to me and for now she's keeping very quiet."
Michael: "Lindsay's angry with me because I didn't let my wife's family problem just go, but Lindsay and I are the closest. She loves me. We're peas in a pod. She looks like her mother but has my qualities. I never forget anything. I remember my 8-year-old's whole Communion address. Lindsay has a photographic memory, like mine."
From his cell phone, while with me, he then dialed "Access Hollywood" from memory.
Dina: "It's our little ones who feel the heat. Our daughter Ali, 10, is in the business. She has her SAG card. We all do. Even our 8-year-old. Look, if God opens a door, I can't close it. But with all this nonsense I'm worrying about them."
In terms of worrying about her movie star kid, it's: "She's nearly 18. Going to clubs is what 18 year olds do. I go to PTA meetings. I know about this. Kids today of 13 are doing that. If anything, Lindsay's a late bloomer!"
Once a performer herself, stunning Dina is now a co-producer with MTV. She also has a Maverick Films project. Also currently hunting an agent "sort of like the Endeavor Agency of the music business, because Lindsay is about to sign with a major music label. I have four proposals. Sony, BMG, Universal and Warners. She'll do albums. She's rock/hip-hop/dance, sort of a cross between Gwen Stefani and a Britney Spears-type. But no going naked onstage. Think Beyoncé, who's stayed classy."
Speaking of records, considering daddy has a little record himself, couldn't this latest fracas land him maybe behind bars once more?
Michael: "Look, my attorney is pressing charges against my three brothers-in-law. My original problems were federal. This stuff is county. It's different. But . . . yeah . . . I could go away again."
"When this is over, Lindsay, Dina and I will do TV and go public with it all."
OK.
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It's a proven fact that children emulate their parents. Therefore, Lindsay may very well be a slut...or a cuckold woman in the not too distant future.
June 15, 2004 -- LAST weekend, Lohans to the right of me, Lohans to the left of me. In one corner, Lindsay's troublemaker fa ther Michael. In my home. The other corner, Lindsay's manager mother Dina. On the phone. In the tabs: their family feuds, headlines, arrests, court dates and name-calling. On the telly: The 17-year-old star herself on MTV, as well as "Saturday Night Live."
First, Michael, who's done jail time for a little fraud and was just re-arrested after bopping an inlaw because there's enough bad blood between them to draw blood. Forget why, because nobody can live long enough to hear his whole story. Ask what's his problem and, with a 44-year-old boyish grin, it's:
"I know I'm a bad boy. Dina got angry when she heard the voice messages on my machine from this other girl, but they meant nothing. It's just that . . ."
Wait. Hold-it. Whoaaaa. Who asked you about another woman? We were talking about your brother-in-law.
"Yeah, well, my wife and I were over that and all was wonderful and I was moving back in the house and she heard these messages and she said, 'Outtt!' But I never had an affair with this girl, so . . ."
Then why these phone messages and who asked you about this in the first place?
"It's just that I like flirting."
OK, OK. Talk about a can of worms. Forget about time in the pokey. Forget about the brother-in-law. Forget about hitting him. For sure forget about this girl's voice messages. What now?
"I have a Type-A personality. I had a heart attack when I was 39. Anger problems. As a result I'm starting anger management. My uncle's involved in a spiritual center, so I've been interviewing therapists. In a few weeks to a month I'll be at this retreat. After I finish the program I'll go back to my wife. Nobody loves each other like we do. She wants me back 100 percent."
Dina Lohan: "Michael is a good soul who struggles with personal problems. Not the kind of thing that goes away in a few minutes. It's a lifetime thing and lots of stars go through it. We are separated right now. He is a bad boy. We'll see how it goes. We're going to go day by day."
Michael: "I'm meeting my wife for dinner tonight and I'm also seeing Lindsay."
Dina: "I'm seeing Michael but with our other children. He's not seeing Lindsay. She's very close to me and for now she's keeping very quiet."
Michael: "Lindsay's angry with me because I didn't let my wife's family problem just go, but Lindsay and I are the closest. She loves me. We're peas in a pod. She looks like her mother but has my qualities. I never forget anything. I remember my 8-year-old's whole Communion address. Lindsay has a photographic memory, like mine."
From his cell phone, while with me, he then dialed "Access Hollywood" from memory.
Dina: "It's our little ones who feel the heat. Our daughter Ali, 10, is in the business. She has her SAG card. We all do. Even our 8-year-old. Look, if God opens a door, I can't close it. But with all this nonsense I'm worrying about them."
In terms of worrying about her movie star kid, it's: "She's nearly 18. Going to clubs is what 18 year olds do. I go to PTA meetings. I know about this. Kids today of 13 are doing that. If anything, Lindsay's a late bloomer!"
Once a performer herself, stunning Dina is now a co-producer with MTV. She also has a Maverick Films project. Also currently hunting an agent "sort of like the Endeavor Agency of the music business, because Lindsay is about to sign with a major music label. I have four proposals. Sony, BMG, Universal and Warners. She'll do albums. She's rock/hip-hop/dance, sort of a cross between Gwen Stefani and a Britney Spears-type. But no going naked onstage. Think Beyoncé, who's stayed classy."
Speaking of records, considering daddy has a little record himself, couldn't this latest fracas land him maybe behind bars once more?
Michael: "Look, my attorney is pressing charges against my three brothers-in-law. My original problems were federal. This stuff is county. It's different. But . . . yeah . . . I could go away again."
"When this is over, Lindsay, Dina and I will do TV and go public with it all."
OK.
- - - - -
It's a proven fact that children emulate their parents. Therefore, Lindsay may very well be a slut...or a cuckold woman in the not too distant future.
