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CrunchinJelly

formerly cjelly
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Sheamus looks like he's been photoshoped in.
 

strobogo

Banned
Orton and Tyler are doing West Side Story, Dean is in a wind tunnel, blonde next to Orton is doing American Idol, Honey Boo Boo's mom is hanging out, Russian Shane McMahon is snapping pictures since he's not welcome at shows anymore.


Holy shit, Motorhead sounds AWFUL.
 

strobogo

Banned
They might have sounded better if the rhythm guitar wasn't left completely out of the mix. Wouldn't have made Lemmy sound better, though.
 

strobogo

Banned
2005 doesn't seem very long ago for so many guys on the card to either be dead, retired, or otherwise out of WWE.

Eddie, Benoit: Dead
Edge, HBK, Trish, JBL, Batista, Muhammad Hassan: Retired
HHH, Taker, Jericho: Part Timers, semi-retired
Christian, Rey: MIA
Randy Orton: Purgatory
John Cena: John Cena
Tomko, Shelton, Carlito, Christie, Kurt: Indies/TNA
 

Penguin

Member
Remember when Carlito and Chris Masters were things?

In hindsight, the Masterpiece is a pretty good heel gimmick.. but did he ever.. win any titles?
 

strobogo

Banned
All I really remember of HHH/Cena was the crowd being brutal towards Cena and HHH hitting the stiffest lariat this side of Stan Hansen.
 

Penguin

Member
This is also the last Mania in a small arena right?

Gawd, I feel so old.. WrestleMania 22 was my 21st birthday... 7 years ago now! :(

Also last Mania on my birthday
 
God the squirming and shaking at the end of this match is disturbing.

Also, curse you Sunflower! I'll never get any work done this weekend now with this stream going on!
 
Kurt vs HBK was AWESOME! I don't think I've watched this WM since it aired and I'd totally forgotten how great this match was - my only complaints were that Shawn milked the tap too long and the mat work at the start went on a bit long just to establish that Shawn could more than hold his own against Angle. So many awesome spots though, that Asai crossbody onto Angle over the announce table, Olympic Slam off the top rope Olympic slam countered into a sunset flip, Shawn's outta-nowhere Sweet Chin Music, etc. Great fun.
I watched it again the other week, I do think it drags a bit in parts but in no way is Shawn trapped in the ankle lock at the end one of them, it's the best kind of milking.

I miss JBL the wrestler. Just a big mean dude who beat the fuck out of people. He had some lovely titties, too.

They made the clothesline from hill that much more intimidating before he actually struck.
JBL is actually one of my all time favourites even if his actual matches aren't all that.
 
I watched it again the other week, I do think it drags a bit in parts but in no way is Shawn trapped in the ankle lock at the end one of them, it's the best kind of milking.

Just went on too long for my tastes - Shawn's already been milking it for a good 2 minutes when Kurt drops down and grapevines the leg, which is the moment Michaels should tap out as far as I'm concerned, but he then goes another minute before finally tapping. I mean, yeah, they're emphasising how much HBK doesn't want to give it up at WrestleMania, of all places, but it still went too long for what it achieved. Same goes for the mat work at the start of the match - if HBK had injured Kurt during those opening minutes and they'd then called back to that injury, that would have given the mat work more purpose, but as it is they spend too long on meaningless mat work just to establish that Shawn can hang with Kurt on the mat.
 
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