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Look, we all know that the Giants are a terrible franchise, run by idiots with smug latte-drinking, Prius-driving fans. However, 2 championships in 3 years is impressive.
Good job, good effort, guys!
(PS. Marco Scutaro? WTF)
But now, to the offseason, where the biggest question is: when the fuck will anything interesting happen?
Look forward to the Phillies giving Hamilton a 220/7 contract. Those fans are going to murder Josh. Or maybe I got that backwards.
Will the Orioles make any moves to upgrade their team so that they can actually be maybe a good team next year and not just the luckiest motherfuckers in the history of the sport?
What bizarre trades will Kevin Towers make next?
Who will be left standing after this year's annual game of "Survivor: Marlins"?
And what happens to A-Rod? How long til Magic trades for him?
This shit is gonna suck either way so let's get on with it and February, you can't come soon enough.
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