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[Mooreberg]

I'm trying to get into Starfield (yeah....) and I'm noticing something I've never seen in my first six months of Xbox Series X ownership, the ownership of any console ever, or any device that connects to a TV and does not run on a battery when A/C is disconnected.

Three days ago: Your Xbox is 39 days out of date. This is despite the system saying that update was successfully installed. The real Houdini routine here, and what I alluded to never seeing before once in my life, is that the message stays on the screen after you manually power down the system and REMOVE THE A/C CORD FROM THE BACK OF THE SYSTEM???

Two days ago: Your Xbox is 40 days out of date. I went through the bizzaro cycle again, got back into the system, and applied a 900MB update. The system would appear to be... up to date at this point?

Right now: Your Xbox is 42 days out date. How the fuck is it 42 days out of date if I just fucking installed an update?

I have the Microsoft Plus extended two year warranty, which piggybacks off of the initial one year warranty, and covers accidental damage too in the event that I throw this thing out of a window before December 1, 2026. Is this a common problem? Is there a way to prevent this from appearing after you've already applied an update? Is Sony gonna keep fucking around or actually get a disc based unit to $399.99 at some point?

Any information or device throwing tips would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Husky]

If you spin before letting go of the Xbox, you might be able to throw it farther, like those Olympics athletes.

 

[adamsapple]

Never heard of this kind of an error before. Are you getting an error code or something you can refer on the support pages?

Xbox Support

support.xbox.com

If you've already tried power cycling, clear the cache and try again, or change the region on your system settings, that requires a reboot, maybe that'll jigger something. If nothing else works contact support on twitter if it continues, they're usually quick at replying.

 

[LordOfChaos]

Three days ago: Your Xbox is 39 days out of date. This is despite the system saying that update was successfully installed. The real Houdini routine here, and what I alluded to never seeing before once in my life, is that the message stays on the screen after you manually power down the system and REMOVE THE A/C CORD FROM THE BACK OF THE SYSTEM???

For how long? It's possible the capacitors keep a few seconds of charge to buffer for power, or else the TV retains a cut signal somehow, but this probably isn't by design

 

[El Muerto]

I've owned every Xbox and never heard of anything like that. If the cache clear didnt work and leaving it unplugged for 30 seconds didnt work you can reset the Xbox without wiping out your games.
Settings > System > Console info > Reset console > Reset and keep games and apps

 

[Hrk69]

Something something towel

 

[Mooreberg]

For how long? It's possible the capacitors keep a few seconds of charge to buffer for power, or else the TV retains a cut signal somehow, but this probably isn't by design

Probably until the heat death of the universe, if I didn't manually switch to HDMI 3 ARC and back to HDMI 1 (XBX). Never seen this before. It would have have just stayed there if I didn't switch inputs. And it keeps appearing, even with what what the system is telling me is the latest update. Quality engineering all around. I'm starting to hope this is their last go around with dedicated hardware, save for whatever ARM based bandwidth wasting junk they eventually release that I will comfortably avoid like the plague.

As for everything else, there are no error codes, I will attempt the system cache clearing without losing games (what are the odds that actually performs as intended?) when I get back in the system. I appreciate the replies.

 

[kiphalfton]

For how long? It's possible the capacitors keep a few seconds of charge to buffer for power, or else the TV retains a cut signal somehow, but this probably isn't by design

Exactly.

Open up the Xbox while it's still plugged in, take a screwdriver, and touch it to one of the electrical components.

That will fix the issue.

 

[Mooreberg]

Exactly.

Open up the Xbox while it's still plugged in, take a screwdriver, and touch it to one of the electrical components.

That will fix the issue.

Do you typically waste this many keystrokes on every reply, or is this a special weekend for you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

 

[kiphalfton]

Do you typically waste this many keystrokes on every reply, or is this a special weekend for you?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯​

I'm not the one who typed out 6 paragraphs in his original post and manually typed out a shrugging emoji...

 

[Mooreberg]

I'm not the one who typed out 6 paragraphs in his original post and manually typed out a shrugging emoji...

Cut, copy, and paste - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

There is no hope as far as your intellect is concerned, so maybe sharpen a shovel instead and dig a ditch. Have fun on the ignore list.

 

[Imtjnotu]

Hopefully Phil announces they are releasing these out of date updates for ps5 too

 

[cormack12]

Try this

Xbox Support

support.xbox.com

The consoles have been out for years not and there isn't one Google result for your issue, which indicates it is super rare.

I'd probably log with MS if you have all that extra cover and get a replacement.

 

[Mooreberg]

Try this

Xbox Support

support.xbox.com

The consoles have been out for years not and there isn't one Google result for your issue, which indicates it is super rare.

I'd probably log with MS if you have all that extra cover and get a replacement.

This is like when a receptionist wrote me an appointment card for nine months in the past. Must have been kiphalfton's mother. It would explain the mongoloid genetics.

 

[kiphalfton]

Cut, copy, and paste - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

There is no hope as far as your intellect is concerned, so maybe sharpen a shovel instead and dig a ditch. Have fun on the ignore list.

 

[Allandor]

This is like when a receptionist wrote me an appointment card for nine months in the past. Must have been kiphalfton's mother. It would explain the mongoloid genetics.

This is the update warning of your TV. Looks like the dialogs of my Sony android tv if an updates available.

Or did I miss something.

 

[RaZoR No1]

This is like when a receptionist wrote me an appointment card for nine months in the past. Must have been kiphalfton's mother. It would explain the mongoloid genetics.

That second pic is from your TV... I think
Xbox never used this kind of font

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

No wonder the message stays on the screen when he powers off his console if it’s his tv…

 

[FunkMiller]

Yeah, that’s your TV son.

 

[Big Baller]

What a dumbass

 

[DJ12]

This topic aged like milk for the OP.

Imagine them insulting someone else's intellect.....

 

[FunkMiller]

Have found a better, more suitable gaming system for the OP:

 

[Bernardougf]

So the guy calling out others mongoloids and questioning intellects just dont know how to update his TV ? ... oh god please be true loool

 

[BlackTron]

Guys my Xbox powers itself using magic, but what I really can't explain is this update screen.

 

[Reaseru]

Doh.

 

[AREYOUOKAY?]

Your TV can update? Man am I living in the past.

 

[cormack12]

That's the Sony update message from your tv isn't it

 

[FunkMiller]

There is no hope as far as your intellect is concerned, so maybe sharpen a shovel instead and dig a ditch. Have fun on the ignore list.

...sorry OP. But this is just too damned good.

 

[Darkkahn]

Oh my god! This thread is great!

 

[OppaiNinja]

This might be one of the dumbest threads I've seen since the internet was invented.

That's an update for the TV, not your Xbox.

 

[M1chl]

This is like when a receptionist wrote me an appointment card for nine months in the past. Must have been kiphalfton's mother. It would explain the mongoloid genetics.

I've personally never seen that message and I am on skip-Alpha, which is sometimes buggy as fuck

 

[thief183]

Ahahahah ahahhaha is this the new stupidity record on Gaf?

I mean... the message don't leave even if you unplug the chord... what did you expect it to power the console up?

 

[Soodanim]

What a fucking amazing backfire. Giving it the Billy Big Bollocks and it turns out he's the dunce all along.

 

[Filben]

 

[Robochobo]

Man really plugged his Xbox out the socket and still thought it was the console...

 

[King Dazzar]

OP right now

 

[poppabk]

This can't be real.
Please tell me this was an elaborate joke.

Please.

 

[Yoshichan]

 

[NuclearDiarrhea]

Actual proof that owning an Xbox lowers IQ.

 

[Johnny Concrete]

What a twist!

 

[Hudo]

Pro Tip: Always wank one out before opening a thread.

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[TheGodfather07]

How the fuck could you not figure out that it was your tv? Especially given that it still showed with no power? Even my grandad who knows nothing about technology would know this.

 

[Giallo Corsa]

That's clouding Yoshi (I'm assuming that's a LED TV)

 

[BlackTron]

And OP was never heard from again.

This has to deserve a tag, right?

 

[consoul]

Incredible thread.

A reminder that not everyone on GAF is as technically proficient as you might expect.

 

[BlueLyria]

No way lmao

 

[Morrie’s wig shop]

 

[Dick Jones]

 

[ShadowkillXNA]

Actual proof that owning an Xbox lowers IQ.