Support NeoGAF

[SJRB]

1X Technologies | Safe, Intelligent Humanoids

1X is a ai robotics company producing humanoids capable of human-like movements and behaviors. Founded in 2014, the company is headquartered in San Francisco Bay and Norway. 1X's mission is to create an abundant supply of labor via safe, intelligent humanoid robots.

www.1x.tech

Humanoid robot assistants are going to be commonplace in 10-15 years time, mark my words.

 

[WhatDidHeSay?]

You just *know* it's gonna get cheeky over time... Start pinching your missis' arse... Drinking YOUR brandy...

 

[kanjobazooie]

I love how the video only shows able-bodied shitheads who are too lazy to do extremely basic shit.

Might need a robot to breathe for them too.

 

[Redneckerz]

Just like planned.. and sometime they get tired of you being too lazy to put your keys on the drawer, and they are going to be the boss in the house.

 

[jason10mm]

1000% that housewife is fucking that thing 'cause her husband is damn near useless.

 

[SJRB]

Honestly the shot of the people eating in the kitchen while the robot is casually sitting on the couch in another room felt so freaking surreal. It's so bizarre, yet exciting.

The future is now.

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

 

[Lunarorbit]

But can you fuck it?

 

[Wandering Leopard]

Approaching this timeline one step at a time

 

[od-chan]

Honestly the shot of the people eating in the kitchen while the robot is casually sitting on the couch in another room felt so freaking surreal. It's so bizarre, yet exciting.

The future is now.

My brain is so fried. I immediately thought of the "cuck chair" meme and how eventually the robot would sit with you in the bedroom as well. Maybe one day you come home and your wife is getting plowed by the robot, so now you need to sit in the chair, and then we basically have this shot but the other way around. I should start writing Doujinshi, or Black Mirror fanfic.

 

[clem84]

I don't know if it's just me. I feel uneasy watching this video. I would feel so uncomfortable with this thing walking around the house. I wouldn't know if I should say good morning to it or what to do in its presence. This would most likely go away in time. Still these things are not for me.

 

[Sakura]

It looks kinda underwhelming to be honest. I wanna see a robot do some complex tasks or really time consuming stuff. Straightening a painting? Boiling a pot of water?
I'm guessing the video is to get investor money and not to actually attract consumers.

 

[kruis]

I don't know if it's just me. I feel uneasy watching this video. I would feel so uncomfortable with this thing walking around the house. I wouldn't know if I should say good morning to it or what to do in its presence. This would most likely go away in time. Still these things are not for me.

You're not ready for the future, old man.

 

[mitch1971]

Can it find all the collectables in games I play to make my plats less time consuming?

 

[IAmRei]

oh wow, Asimo is grownups now.

 

[AJUMP23]

Looks like a skinny dude is a suit.

 

[YCoCg]

All it's going to take is some hacked firmwares and the desire for it and we've got a problem with these committing crimes and killing people! Sci-Fi movies have warned us over and over again and humanity has proved we're all too fucking stupid to expect people to not abuse this.

 

[ShirAhava]

 

[RCX]

 

[FeralEcho]

Honestly the shot of the people eating in the kitchen while the robot is casually sitting on the couch in another room felt so freaking surreal. It's so bizarre, yet exciting.

The future is now.

Sitting in the other room...alone...quietly planning how to murder them in their sleep.

Though with how lazy they are in the video that's probably a positive for mankind.

 

[ahtlas7]

Believe everything you see on the internet.

 

[FeralEcho]

You're not ready for the future, old man.

Great,one kick from that thing and your balls go out your mouth.

 

[Dr. Suchong]

You're not ready for the future, old man.

Absolutely horrid.

 

[Alx]

I wouldn't be interested in a humanoid robot if he has to waddle awkwardly like this. Better find a less human-like, more functional way to move and do functional tasks.
A set of robotic arms mounted on a 4-legged base (or complex wheeled base able to climb stairs) would actually be more acceptable.

 

[kevboard]

 

[RJMacready73]

As long as it comes with absolutely no connection to the outside world id consider one in the future, fuck that shit of having a walking stranger connected to god knows who dandering about your house streaming everything to some fucking gimp in Amazon HQ

 

[DKehoe]

You're not ready for the future, old man.

The people making this better be recording a series of audio logs on terminals throughout their facility.

 

[sono]

But can you fuck it?

That detective, is the right question.

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

I'm waiting for Trinity and her enhanced "home chores".

 

[DrFigs]

You're not ready for the future, old man.

 

[AJUMP23]

I love how the video only shows able-bodied shitheads who are too lazy to do extremely basic shit.

Might need a robot to breathe for them too.

It shows people that can afford it.

 

[RoboFu]

Now put it in a dirty house with kids , pets and clutter .

 

[OmegaSupreme]

More women's jobs being taken

 

[AJUMP23]

Now put it in a dirty house with kids , pets and clutter .

That ceases to exist in the robot home.

 

[Hookshot]

"It was the robot that smothered my wife while tucking her in, I'm innocent"

 

[Lunarorbit]

Those designers clearly ripped off the robots from westworld.

 

[nkarafo]

 

[SJRB]

The people making this better be recording a series of audio logs on terminals throughout their facility.

Audio log 02: "We created a humanoid robot with superhuman strength and we keep prodding it with a stick to agitate it and test its reaction, we better pray it will never escape"

Audio log 3: "It escaped"

 

[EviLore]

You're not ready for the future, old man.

 

[kruis]

My first thought was this video by Propaganda.

 

[Ovek]

If it isn't a skinny guy in a suit like Elons it's just heavily scripted like Boston Dynamics videos. They must be running out of money and need to get sucker... ahem... investers.

 

[jason10mm]

More women's jobs being taken

I dont need a robot to replace household labor, I need robots to put so many people out of work that us lower upper middle class folks can afford to have proper house staff again!

 

[newtypepilot]

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Get off my couch you robo-fuck.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

But can you fuck it?

Mate, if the Japanese can fuck door knobs then this should be a cake walk

 

[bitbydeath]

I dont need a robot to replace household labor, I need robots to put so many people out of work that us lower upper middle class folks can afford to have proper house staff again!

Then the robots can own the house and have humans as pets.

 

[Salz01]

I for one welcome it. Wife and I don't have kids, so we always wonder who and how we will be taken care of when we are old and can't do shit.. Don't want to go to an old age home. So hope these robots are the real deal by then.

 

[Londo]

That made me uneasy.
Granted it's a video for attracting investors, but I hope when they became available (matter of decades?) will have different shells for someone like me that want something less humanoid.

Unless you can customize it like a chick, then give me gigantic boobas.

 

[GymWolf]

Can't wait.