Xamtheking
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Verelios has been violently modkilled for discovering the truth
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- Thread starter RetroMG
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last time I saw you, you were a very unconvincing scum on live mafia.
You even pulled the 'my mic didnt work all this time?' gambit.
SHAME!
i lived to the last day as maf in bloodborne how about you show a lil respect mate
also it was NOT a gambit.
it was an excuse
CrimsonFist
Member
Nobody would ever lie about having a broken mike.
Hyperactivity
Banned
Fetish thread would have a broken scale if we had all gone in and started talked about pineapples
melonrabbit
Member
Spec thread?
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
if you dont mind playing with someone from from the future with generally substandard internet then sure.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
Did someone say Pineapple Mafia?
GAFia whatever number's not taken: The Pineapple Express
"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure."
"Can you stop saying that, Retro? We've already been on this train for hours. And stop spinning that top, for crying out loud!"
"Sorry," says Retro, pocketing the top. "Now where were we? Ah yes, lunch and then mafia, right?" He looked around at the people seated near him. "Would anyone be up for Inception Mafi-"
"NO" came the collective response.
"Sheesh, tough crowd."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a Stanimal."
"You mean a horse."
"No, you can't use "horse" to make a pun so appropriate you don't even have to attribute the quote to anyone."
"My mike is broken brb"
"Nice try, but you're right here Crimson."
CrimsonFist's face turns as red as his name.
"Why do we have to eat now? I'm not hungry" says Blarg.
"Well not everyone bought a year's supply of bread with them. Some brought a year's supply of alcohol though."
"You know, the drinking remarks are really getting old," groused cabot. "And it's more like a 60-day supply."
"Someone get some utensils and dishes for Blarg. He's such a messy eater."
"Yeah, he's dropping so many bread...crumbs..."
A sudden silence falls amongst the assembled.
"Hi I'm Sawneeks and I love candy corn-"
"Get out."
A waiter appears with a serving cart. "I have 16 pizzas here. Who ordered the pineapple?" Just as the words leave his mouth, the train enters a tunnel and the lights go out.
In the ensuing darkness, a melee/brawl/nothing breaks out. Multiple gunshots, hoots, and explosions can be heard. cabot and melon run from victim to victim with a first-aids kit but they always get there too late. Retro starts bellowing the Inception theme. Xamtheking sits back and basks in the chaos, knowing that he is too overpowered to be affected. nin1000 constantly dies and resurrects, upgrading himself each time. A tanner runs through the fracas begging to die, but to no avail.
"Is this a commuter train?"
"Yes, but it's not an odd night."
"Drat."
The train exits the tunnel and the lights conveniently come back on. Surprisingly the only victim is LaunchpadMcQ, lying facedown in the middle of the aisle, a bloodied pineapple next to him.
"I'm sorry, but pineapple's my friend."
"So was I."
"Well, I guess we're skipping lunch and heading straight to mafia," sighs Retro. "Pass me some bread, Blarg."
"OK.gif"
GAFia whatever number's not taken: The Pineapple Express
"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure."
"Can you stop saying that, Retro? We've already been on this train for hours. And stop spinning that top, for crying out loud!"
"Sorry," says Retro, pocketing the top. "Now where were we? Ah yes, lunch and then mafia, right?" He looked around at the people seated near him. "Would anyone be up for Inception Mafi-"
"NO" came the collective response.
"Sheesh, tough crowd."
"I'm so hungry I could eat a Stanimal."
"You mean a horse."
"No, you can't use "horse" to make a pun so appropriate you don't even have to attribute the quote to anyone."
"My mike is broken brb"
"Nice try, but you're right here Crimson."
CrimsonFist's face turns as red as his name.
"Why do we have to eat now? I'm not hungry" says Blarg.
"Well not everyone bought a year's supply of bread with them. Some brought a year's supply of alcohol though."
"You know, the drinking remarks are really getting old," groused cabot. "And it's more like a 60-day supply."
"Someone get some utensils and dishes for Blarg. He's such a messy eater."
"Yeah, he's dropping so many bread...crumbs..."
A sudden silence falls amongst the assembled.
"Hi I'm Sawneeks and I love candy corn-"
"Get out."
A waiter appears with a serving cart. "I have 16 pizzas here. Who ordered the pineapple?" Just as the words leave his mouth, the train enters a tunnel and the lights go out.
In the ensuing darkness, a melee/brawl/nothing breaks out. Multiple gunshots, hoots, and explosions can be heard. cabot and melon run from victim to victim with a first-aids kit but they always get there too late. Retro starts bellowing the Inception theme. Xamtheking sits back and basks in the chaos, knowing that he is too overpowered to be affected. nin1000 constantly dies and resurrects, upgrading himself each time. A tanner runs through the fracas begging to die, but to no avail.
"Is this a commuter train?"
"Yes, but it's not an odd night."
"Drat."
The train exits the tunnel and the lights conveniently come back on. Surprisingly the only victim is LaunchpadMcQ, lying facedown in the middle of the aisle, a bloodied pineapple next to him.
"I'm sorry, but pineapple's my friend."
"So was I."
"Well, I guess we're skipping lunch and heading straight to mafia," sighs Retro. "Pass me some bread, Blarg."
"OK.gif"
YesNOnoNOYes
Member
lol boo
your writing is just a delight <3
your writing is just a delight <3
StanleyPalmtree
Banned
My name is CoStander Shepard and this is my favorite post in the Gafia.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
melonrabbit
Member
Hey now what's your issue with beanies? First you people trash pineapple and now this?? This community has gone too far.
Is there a lineup for the new season's games?
Your nothingburger of a commitment always fills me with confidence.
you can me my beanie :*
Congratulations to the Overwatch players! Boards are now open.
Season 7 thread will be going up VERY soon, we're just ironing out the last few wrinkles in the game lineup.
Suggestions for a thread title?
We're working on it right now, so I don't want to list them out yet, but you will see very soon.
Season 7 thread will be going up VERY soon, we're just ironing out the last few wrinkles in the game lineup.
Suggestions for a thread title?
We're working on it right now, so I don't want to list them out yet, but you will see very soon.
Mafia |OT7| Guaranteed higher meta-critic rating then Mafia III!
Or alternatively:
Mafia |OT7| Will run at 60 fps at launch!
melonrabbit
Member
We're doctors after all, who said you had to rush to save a patient's life?
Can I join your club of useless doctors?
We're getting enough to form another Doctor, Doctor here.
melonrabbit
Member
We're doctors after all, who said you had to rush to save a patient's life?
You're going to get me in trouble at work with all these zingers lol.
Lone_Prodigy
Member
|OT7| The Enemy of My Enemy is a Neutral Ascetic Bulletproof Cop
|OT7| It's not Region Locked
|OT7| It's not Region Locked
Xamtheking
Member
|OT7| Sorian finally made a balanced game
Xamtheking
Member
I was the most town-aligned serial killer ever
This is good actually.
Unmasked Ferret
Member
Internet Friends Who Murder Each Other
Murder Simulator 2016
Vote or Die
Friendly Conversation By Day, Death and Mystery by Night
Yous A Scummy Rat
A Not So Pleasant Train Ride
Who Dunnit
Pizza, Icecream, Tacos, and Death
Murder Simulator 2016
Vote or Die
Friendly Conversation By Day, Death and Mystery by Night
Yous A Scummy Rat
A Not So Pleasant Train Ride
Who Dunnit
Pizza, Icecream, Tacos, and Death
Lone_Prodigy
Member
Mafia |OT7| Where the Votes Aren't Rigged
60 freakin posts per second? XD
OMGGGGGG love this!
XD XD XD
Btw, really enjoyed your pineapple mafia story. I just knew that you would be on it!
All were great, but these are especially cute
EzekelRAGE
Member
Will The Real Widowmaker Please Stand Up
Can't Roll Scum 5x.......right!?!?!?
Town......Please.......No
Ain't No Hammer Vote Like A Self-Hammered Vote
Can't Roll Scum 5x.......right!?!?!?
Town......Please.......No
Ain't No Hammer Vote Like A Self-Hammered Vote
*stands up*
Xamtheking
Member
|OT7| Scarring minds since 2014