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NFL Week 13 |OT| My Favorite Things

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NO @ ATL

SEA @ CHI
HOU @ TEN
NE @ MIA
JAC @ BUF
IND @ DET
CAR @ KC
MIN @ GB
SF @ STL
ARI @ NYJ
TB @ DEN
PIT @ BAL
CIN @ SD
CLE @ OAK
PHI @ DAL

NYG @ WAS
 

Bowser

Member
NO @ ATL

SEA @ CHI
HOU @ TEN
NE @ MIA
JAC @ BUF
IND @ DET
CAR @ KC
MIN @ GB
SF @ STL
ARI @ NYJ
TB @ DEN
PIT @ BAL
CIN @ SD
CLE @ OAK
PHI @ DAL

NYG @ WAS

Like a lotta road teams this week :/
 
So you don't miss it FMT bro:

Sad that your best defensive play would sit on the niners bench!

You wish they could ball like him, unless you value Assisted tackles more hahaha :

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/defense/sort/totalTackles

Bow to D Wash, NO ONE is even close to his sacks at the position which is pretty freakin ridiculous for an ILB and he should have already hit 10 but the scabs took one away and awarded it to someone else earlier in the season. Both your LB's don't touch his solo tackles and and can't come close in yards lost from sacks because...they've barely sacked shit! Tied for 1 int with both of them but beats them in FF, pretty much every stat that matters besides hurries. If we draft Teo, we'll have the better ILB tandem ;)
 
NO @ ATL

SEA @ CHI
HOU @ TEN
NE @ MIA
JAC @ BUF
IND @ DET
CAR @ KC lol KC
MIN @ GB
SF @ STL
ARI @ NYJ
TB @ DEN
PIT @ BAL
CIN @ SD
CLE @ OAK
PHI @ DAL

NYG @ WAS
 
So you don't miss it FMT bro:



You wish they could ball like him, unless you value Assisted tackles more hahaha :

http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/defense/sort/totalTackles

Bow to D Wash, NO ONE is even close to his sacks at the position which is pretty freakin ridiculous for an ILB and he should have already hit 10 but the scabs took one away and awarded it to someone else earlier in the season. Both your LB's don't touch his solo tackles and and can't come close in yards lost from sacks because...they've barely sacked shit! Tied for 1 int with both of them but beats them in FF, pretty much every stat that matters besides hurries. If we draft Teo, we'll have the better ILB tandem ;)

And do you don't miss it: if Washington is a top LB then Alex is a top QB
 

BigAT

Member
Giants just signed their second RB of the day, Ryan Torian. One player has to make room for Torian (Andre Brown to IR was the other spot), I wonder who it is.
 

beast786

Member
Awesome OP , as usual great freaking job.

We will do to luck what we did to Scam ans tebo last year.

EDIT: love smeagol stinky bears
 
And do you don't miss it: if Washington is a top LB then Alex is a top QB

Alex Smith is good at one thing, accuracy. Ok, I'll give him ball security too both of which comprise into the QB rating. He's a QB rating pro but doesn't have any other elements that make for a great QB. He doesn't have the arm, the hands ;) the leadership, killer instinct, etc.
 

Vesmir

Banned
Kave_man looks wonderful in his dress.

NO @ ATL Always finding a way to scrape by.

SEA @ CHI Godfuckingdamnit. Go Hawks, pieces of shit.
HOU @ TEN Titans are frauds. Thought they turned around, but last week...:lol
NE @ MIA Upset special
JAC @ BUF This is for you, Gator
IND @ DET Loins are frauds as well. Playoff bound? charltonhestonlaugh.gif
CAR @ KC Nothing to see here
MIN @ GB or here. GB is mad and will take apart the viketrike
SF @ STL PLEASE. Also inc tie #2
ARI @ NYJ Suddenly Sanchez will look like he can play better than a quadriplegic
TB @ DEN Taco Bell future
PIT @ BAL Murder culture > Rapist culture
CIN @ SD Bungles for 6th seed?
CLE @ OAK NEDM
PHI @ DAL Dallas doesn't give a shit but Eagles give less of a shit

NYG @ WAS nerf giants, too stronk
 

cajunator

Banned
NO @ ATL - short week, very physical game against 49ers, lots of injuries= loss.

SEA @ CHI - Seattle sucks away from home.
HOU @ TEN - bludgeoning.
NE @ MIA - fuck the Pats.
JAC @ BUF - Buffalo is bad but Jax is worse.
IND @ DET - Sorry Lions.
CAR @ KC - Carolina turns it over less than KC.
MIN @ GB - Arod goes all Rambo again.
SF @ STL - Wont be a tie this time.
ARI @ NYJ - Jets will probably win after that shellacking. Fuck it. Arizona.
TB @ DEN - Uhm...
PIT @ BAL - Charlie Batch...injuries...4th and 29 conversion. Ravens.
CIN @ SD - These teams will try to outsuck each other but one has to win.
CLE @ OAK - Cleveland can beat Oakland.
PHI @ DAL - The season is sunk and Andy is on the way out, Eagles will win.

NYG @ WAS - You cant win too much NY. Remember the formula!
 
Bowman contract details as per PFT:

Per a league source, the deal that Bowman accepted includes less than $8 million in fully-guaranteed money, via a $7.5 million signing bonus and the balance of his $540,000 base salary for 2012. But the deal contains millions more in salary guaranteed for injury only, for now.

In 2013, a $4 million option bonus is due to Bowman; it’s fully guaranteed for now. Ditto for Bowman’s $630,000 base salary in 2013. The salary becomes fully guaranteed at the start of the 2013 league year.

In 2014, Bowman has a $4 million base salary, which is guaranted for injury, for now. It becomes fully guaranteed at the start of the 2014 league year. He also can earn per-game active roster bonuses that total, if all earned, $750,000.

In 2015, Bowman’s base salary is $4.7 million. Again, it’s guaranteed for now for injury only. It becomes fully guaranteed at the start of the 2015 league year. Bowman also has the per-game roster bonuses that total $750,000.

In 2016, the base salary is $5.85 million. $4.17 million of it is guaranteed for injury only for now; it becomes fully guaranteed at the start of the 2016 league year. Bowman once again has the per-game roster bonuses that total $750,000.

In 2017, Bowman’s base salary is $6.75 million, non-guaranteed, with the per-game roster bonuses that total $750,000.

In 2018, the salary pushes to $8.7 million, with the per-game roster bonuses that total $750,000.
 

Gigglepoo

Member
Just saw this in TMQB, kind of brilliant:

"reader Justin Evilsizor of Philadelphia notes, 'It may not be long until some quick-witted coach deliberately throws a challenge flag on his own team's likely-to-be-overturned touchdown, in order to negate a review.'"
 

Vesmir

Banned
Just saw this in TMQB, kind of brilliant:

"reader Justin Evilsizor of Philadelphia notes, 'It may not be long until some quick-witted coach deliberately throws a challenge flag on his own team's likely-to-be-overturned touchdown, in order to negate a review.'"

Someone mentioned this last thread. It would be brilliant. Lemme get Pete on the line.
 

Matrix

LeBron loves his girlfriend. There is no other woman in the world he’d rather have. The problem is, Dwyane’s not a woman.
Fuck Bud Adams and the Titans.

Texans better win this game.
 

Mrbob

Member
Bears fans, I'm nervous this week. The team has to take on the best QB they'll have to face all season long.
 

Bowser

Member
Just saw this in TMQB, kind of brilliant:

"reader Justin Evilsizor of Philadelphia notes, 'It may not be long until some quick-witted coach deliberately throws a challenge flag on his own team's likely-to-be-overturned touchdown, in order to negate a review.'"

Someone mentioned this last thread. It would be brilliant. Lemme get Pete on the line.

It's also been stated numerous times (on the HOU/DET broadcast itself even) that a coach illegally throwing a challenge flag cannot benefit from such use. This is why they wouldn't review the play for Schwartz, because he would stand to benefit from the review.

A coach deliberately challenging his own scoring play would benefit from halting the review, so the review would proceed as normal and the coach would earn his team an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.
 

Gigglepoo

Member
It's also been stated numerous times (on the HOU/DET broadcast itself even) that a coach illegally throwing a challenge flag cannot benefit from such use. This is why they wouldn't review the play for Schwartz, because he would stand to benefit from the review.

A coach deliberately challenging his own scoring play would benefit from halting the review, so the review would proceed as normal and the coach would earn his team an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

Are you sure about this? I don't trust Simms on football matters, so I'm curious what the wording of the rule is. Also, seems pretty unfair that one side would have a harsher penalty than the other (15 yards vs 15 yards + no review).
 

cdyhybrid

Member
Go Hawks

Bears suck

NO @ ATL

SEA @ CHI
HOU @ TEN
NE @ MIA
JAC @ BUF
IND @ DET
CAR @ KC
MIN @ GB
SF @ STL
ARI @ NYJ
TB @ DEN
PIT @ BAL
CIN @ SD
CLE @ OAK
PHI @ DAL

NYG @ WAS
 
Great OP, once again.

NO @ ATL-Dirty Birds are grounded by the dirty Saints

SEA @ CHI-Cutler's back? Oh thank god!
HOU @ TEN-CJ is back in 2K form, but the Bulls are on parade.
NE @ MIA-Cheaters never prosper, unless you're the Patriots.
JAC @ BUF-Never bet against a Harvard man.
IND @ DET-Gym Shorts costs his team another win.
CAR @ KC-Kitties got their claws back!
Not really, but the Chiefs are superbad
MIN @ GB-This one will be uglier than a Sconi woman in a cheese bikini.
SF @ STL-Jimmy's wishy-washyness with his QB's will screw him in the end, but Smith gets the win this week.
ARI @ NYJ-Yep, I'm going with the very same team that gave up 3 touchdowns in less than a minute. Barring anymore cheek to cheek action by Sanchez, I can see the Jets winning this for pride.
TB @ DEN-The two GOATS
Peyton=Greatest of All Time
Freeman=Gorges on All Tacos

CIN @ SD-4th and 29
CLE @ OAK-Seems like the Browns franchise has been stuck in a Black Hole.
PHI @ DAL-The Seagles are now on full-on tank. Shat for Matt 2012?
NYG @ WAS-Bob Griff AKA Black Jesus AKA Checkdown Prince AKA Brandon Banks makes this close, but the Giants pull it out.

This will probably be my last post on GAF for a few weeks, so:

Go Panthers, Fuck the Falcons, Fuck the Bucs, Fuck the Saints, Fuck the Patriots, and good luck to my Browns' homies.
 
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