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[Draugoth]

Images of an Xbox Series S toaster first emerged nearly a year ago on French websites, but Walmart has now started selling the toaster for $39.99, as spotted by Wario64. While the toaster looks like an Xbox Series S, with its signature black air vent, it also includes a bunch of features you’d actually want for toasting your bread. There are six levels of browning, a removable crumb tray, an LED countdown, and a defrost button. But the main star of the show is obviously the ability to imprint the Xbox logo into your bread like a real gamer.

The Xbox Series S toaster joins the Xbox Series X mini fridge that was born from memes that mocked the console’s fridge-like look. I’m personally waiting for Microsoft to branch out into a full home appliance range. There’s plenty of room in a kitchen for an Xbox microwave, kettle, or washing machine. After all, any true Xbox fan would want all of their food imprinted with the Xbox logo and their clothes dyed green after every wash.

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[Mr Moose]

I don't get why they do shit like this... It does look cool though. Wait, one slice? Fuck that.
Edit: It says two slice but it only has one slot, that's a once slice toaster. No one uses tiny bread.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Made a thread here: https://www.neogaf.com/threads/xbox-series-s-toaster-is-real-ready-for-bread.1665401/

 

[The Fartist]

Great, now they're holding back other toasters, too.

 

[STARSBarry]

Useless for me, I moved over to powdered toast long ago.

 

[Saber]

You know what, it looks cool as a toaster.

The problem is that since its based on S, then its gonna probably have parity issues regarding breads.

 

[-Zelda-]

Id rather have a Nintoaster.

 

[Shifty1897]

Why do I want this? Because I do want it, for some reason.

 

[adamsapple]

Useless for me, I moved over to powdered toast long ago.

powdered toast ?

what in the fuck is that?

 

[TheRedRiders]

"Games don't sell platforms, toasters do"

Phil Spencer, probably.

 

[darrylgorn]

So it's twice as powerful as the console.