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[dskillzhtown]

I am not dating anymore British women.

"A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her
ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. "

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...=/nm/20050210/od_nm/crime_britain_testicle_dc

 

[psycho_snake]

:lol :lol :lol Maybe she wanted it as a reminder of her ex-boyfriend. But I feel sorry for that man, or can I not call him that anymore :lol

 

[gofreak]

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

 

[tedtropy]

He turned down sex from a younger woman. She ripped off one of his nuts. Eh, it all evens out as far as karma's concerned...

 

[ManDudeChild]

... how is that even possible?

 

[dskillzhtown]

... how is that even possible?

I don't want to find out.

 

[etiolate]

Note to self: Do NOT date British women.

 

[dem]

How can you only get 2 years for that?? Thats way worse than any rape.

SHE RIPPED A BALL OUT!

 

[Koshiro]

Oh dear god, I'm British and am now terrified to step outside. Thanks GAF.

 

[Days like these...]

While we are on the subject avoid dating women from El Salvador they are notorious for cutting off penises! it's always on the news here.

 

[WedgeX]

The title of the article is perfect:

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

 

[Drozmight]

*locks door and cries*

 

[tt_deeb]

WTF! That is the most disturbing thing I ever read.


"Thats yours"

 

[Deleted member 1235]

2 1/2 years? I would hit that bitch with a car the second she left jail. GOD DAMN.

 

[Jacobi]

He refused sex ? She was 13 years younger ? They were drunk ? It doesn't make any sense.

 

[Brannon]

Rippin' and dippin', tearin' and sharin' deez nuts!

"Not like that honey, they meant for the pizzAAAAAARGH!!!"

 

[Jim Bowie]

Didn't some guy named Geoff remove his testicles over a soccer match this month, too?

Bad month for Geoffs.

 

[J2 Cool]

How can you only get 2 years for that?? Thats way worse than any rape.

SHE RIPPED A BALL OUT!

so fucking true. 2 and a half years? She penetrated him... through where there should be no hole, and took something back with her! Then the fucking psycho put them in her mouth!! WTF?! Ooooh, if I were that guy it would be 2 and a half years of plotting revenge

 

[speedpop]

Time to get those cactus' sharpened as dildo's!!

 

[IAmtheFMan]

I'm incredibly curious as to the logistics of how she ripped out a testicle. Those things aren't just suspended in mid-air by a thin string.