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[Days like these...]

"Using principles of quantum mechanics and recent QBL findings showing quantum optical properties in cytoskeletal filaments, Kurian has proposed a radically updated upper limit on the total information-processing capacity of carbon-based life throughout Earth's history"

https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-just-discovered-quantum-signals-inside-life-itself/

 

[The Lunch Legend]

 

[poppabk]

This is the exact stuff that we are wasting money on with Fulbright, NSF and NIH grants.

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

April dumb dumb thing?

 

[Days like these...]

April dumb dumb thing?

That link to the study seems legitimate

 

[SentientStone]

So we y'all just Assassin's Creed?

 

[ClanOfNone]

Schrödinger's person instead of kitty? Gonna figure a way to quantum teleport myself outta this reality.

 

[MMaRsu]

 

[Dr.Morris79]

I knew it!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

 

[Angry_Megalodon]

Can I eat it or fuck it?

 

[ClanOfNone]

Can I eat it or fuck it?

In quantum physics everything is on the table.

EVERYTHING

 

[AJUMP23]

Fearfully and wonderfully made.

 

[Days like these...]

Is ANYTHING even real? I don't know. Could be an April fools joke. Quantum Entanglement in sheep!? I guess it could also explain twins. https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep#:~:text=Using sophisticated modelling techniques and,how far apart they are

 

[touchfuzzy]

Is ANYTHING even real? I don't know. Could be an April fools joke. Quantum Entanglement in sheep!? I guess it could also explain twins. https://home.cern/news/news/physics/cern-scientists-find-evidence-quantum-entanglement-sheep#:~:text=Using sophisticated modelling techniques and,how far apart they are

The evidence has several ramifications for ovine research and has set the baa for a new branch of quantum physics

"The fact that we were having our lunch next to the flock was a shear coincidence," says Mary Little

Uh yeah, pretty sure that one is April Fools.

 

[Days like these...]

Uh yeah, pretty sure that one is April Fools.

I noticed the puns but the initial article is real. Not sure about the one about sheep.