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[ChanHuk]

I need to obtain a perfect Scottish accent.

Amy Macdonald or the one and only Sean Connery

I need to hook up with Jade Raymond.

I just looked her up, how many Pats fans do I need to sacrifice to give her the most disappointing 5 minutes of her life?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

I too need this

I just looked her up, how many Pats fans do I need to sacrifice to give her the most disappointing 5 minutes of her life?

I saw her first.

 

[Milchjon]

I just looked her up, how many Pats fans do I need to sacrifice to give her the most disappointing 5 minutes of her life?

 

[ChanHuk]

I saw her first.

I don't respect man dibs with Pats fans. I will challenge you to fisticuffs instead.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

New this year for the Shirtless League.

THE USE OF A XBOX ONE IS NOW REQUIRED FOR FULL SHIRTLESS FANTASY IMMERSION! YOU HAVE TO BE ONLINE DURING FOOTBALL GAMES AT ALL TIMES AND NOT WEAR A SHIRT!*

Spoiler

*None of this is actually true

 

[Milchjon]

I'm in. Poor MS is going through a bit of a rough patch, and it needs the help of us shirtless bros.

 

[ChanHuk]

You Europeans sure are a weird bunch. Don't worry, America will teach you the ways.

 

[Milchjon]

Most bestest country in the world!

Suck it, Canadia!

 

[ChanHuk]

Anything with a url ending with a .uk isn't credible. I mean they got Muslims running around their country chopping people's heads off.

 

[Kave_Man]

Most bestest country in the world!

Suck it, Canadia!

 

[ChanHuk]

Canada sucks

 

[Milchjon]

Canadia ain't all bad.

I mean, they're first losers. But there can only be one best country and one Germany.

 

[ChanHuk]

Canadia ain't all bad.

I mean, they're first losers. But there can only be one best country and one Germany.

Sup Germany

 

[Bread]

can i be put on the waiting list for shirtless status

i am a long time follower of tom brady and bill belichick, and i am ready to accept gronk gronk as my lord and savior

 

[ChanHuk]

can i be put on the waiting list for shirtless status

i am a long time follower of tom brady and bill belichick, and i am ready to accept gronk gronk as my lord and savior

No you go to hell.

Pats fans are the worst.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

can i be put on the waiting list for shirtless status

i am a long time follower of tom brady and bill belichick, and i am ready to accept gronk gronk as my lord and savior

We're full for next season, but if somebody drops out/gets permed, then I'll shoot you a PM.

Having another Pats fan in here to anger Chan is always a good thing.

 

[ChanHuk]

We're full for next season, but if somebody drops out/gets permed, then I'll shoot you a PM.

Having another Pats fan in here to anger Chan is always a good thing.

Pats fans are the abysmal of mankind. I'll still buy you fake Bavarians diner though.

 

[ChanHuk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK8gytvGf_Y <--- Thank you Germans for making him infamous

 

[Wrayfield]

Pats fans are the abysmal of mankind. I'll still buy you fake Bavarians diner though.

Abysmal is an adjective, Bundy is cool though.

 

[BlackGhost]

We're full for next season, but if somebody drops out/gets permed, then I'll shoot you a PM.

Having another Pats fan in here to anger Chan is always a good thing.

Another person who can watch Gronk Rot on my bench

 

[Kave_Man]

I wonder who's in more demand:

Gronk Gronk or Trent Truck?

 

[Milchjon]

I wonder who's in more demand:

Gronk Gronk or Trent Truck?

Neither. Gronk will be injured for half the season and Trent will be suspended for leading with the helmet.

I'll give you a fifth-rounder for either.

 

[Fox318]

I wonder who's in more demand:

Gronk Gronk or Trent Truck?

Geno Geno

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Another person who can watch Gronk Rot on my bench

Don't you dare.

I wonder who's in more demand:

Gronk Gronk or Trent Truck?

Nobody wants Gronk Gronk.

Everybody hears me!? NOBODY!

Geno Geno

Tebow got drafted in the 7th round last year. Wonder where Geno goes.

 

[Milchjon]

Maybe I should start adding up the weight of the ingredients I buy before having to divide them up into two pots.

Oh well, 6 pounds of chili for me!

 

[Kave_Man]

Injuries be damned. If I don't get Trent Truck I'm drafting Gronk!

Deal with it Dutch.

 

[Milchjon]

I'm not usually one to brag, but you guys should come over and try my chili.

 

[Fox318]

Don't you dare.



Nobody wants Gronk Gronk.

Everybody hears me!? NOBODY!



Tebow got drafted in the 7th round last year. Wonder where Geno goes.

I should pull a SNES and draft him in the first.

 

[Milchjon]

Is Kave prostituting himself?

 

[Kave_Man]

What I do in the privacy of my own home shouldn't concern you.

 

[ChanHuk]

Trent Truck #2

 

[BlackGhost]

Trent Truck #2

Yeah right, you can't bring yourself to love another RB. Run DMC #2 , and the Trent Truck to right rightfull owner me at 3. Also you owe me 10 cents for saying Trent Truck, I'll take that in coins.

 

[Kave_Man]

Yeah right, you can't bring yourself to love another RB. Run DMC #2 , and the Trent Truck to right rightfull owner me at 3. Also you owe me 10 cents for saying Trent Truck, I'll take that in coins.

Trent Truck is mine and mine alone!

He is my destiny.

 

[ChanHuk]

Yeah right, you can't bring yourself to love another RB. Run DMC #2 , and the Trent Truck to right rightfull owner me at 3. Also you owe me 10 cents for saying Trent Truck, I'll take that in coins.

I will draft Trent Truck @ #2, I will pay you nothing because you have no means of taking it by force puny Ohioian. Either you or the cat better draft DMac and gimme your 2nd pick for him. Otherwise I'll hold the fake German hostage with Gronk.

 

[BlackGhost]

I will draft Trent Truck @ #2, I will pay you nothing because you have no means of taking it by force puny Ohioian. Either you or the cat better draft DMac and gimme your 2nd pick for him. Otherwise I'll hold the fake German hostage with Gronk.

I will not negotiate with fantasy football terrorist!

 

[ChanHuk]

I will not negotiate with fantasy football terrorist!

You won't be saying that come draft day.

 

[Milchjon]

Soccer frustration and slight drunkenness led me to emptying my pot of chili that was supposed to last through Sunday.

Now I will be fat and starved at once.

 

[ChanHuk]

Soccer frustration and slight drunkenness led me to emptying my pot of chili that was supposed to last through Sunday.

Now I will be fat and starved at once.

Best friends forever?

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Soccer frustration and slight drunkenness led me to emptying my pot of chili that was supposed to last through Sunday.

Now I will be fat and starved at once.

I'm fucking beat and little drunk as well.

Honestly, I forgot how fucking physically demanding playing an entire soccer tournament.

 

[ActStriker]

Massa crashed? Poor Dutch.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Massa crashed? Poor Dutch.

Ferrari should hire Kave as their second driver.

Good thing Robben is still a God.

 

[Milchjon]

That gif is amazing.

 

[Kave_Man]

They see me rolling! They hating!

 

[Wrayfield]

They see me rolling! They hating!

Rollin, rollin, rollin, keep that Kavey rollin!

@Dutch: You must be excited to see Roben didn't choke for once.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Rollin, rollin, rollin, keep that Kavey rollin!

@Dutch: You must be excited to see Roben didn't choke for once.

I have no love for Bayern or Dortmund. But seeing him shushing all the 'haters' and the pure emotion when they won was a beautiful thing.

Let's hope he can keep this performance up for the WC in Brazil next year.

Unrelated: I really need a BBQ. On the 5 days a year that the weather is nice enough to use it I'm always bummed out because I don't have anything to grill on.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Hey Dutch, just in case you need help coming up with a team name I'd like to recommend the "Hernandez Pistol Offense." I've got a team logo for you and everything:

 

[BaltimoreLarry]

Shirtless!!!!

 

[Milchjon]

There's a new Shirtless 2 Electric Boogaloo thread out there. Stop living in the past, peoples.