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[TheDraconian]

First of all to any mods reading this, if you got your sense of humour intact don't delete this thread, even the fools at that other place censor Hogwarts, unlike here that only ban retards and allow discussion, cleaning the trash or what do you gotta lose?

Now to the malicious fool who gave me a permanent tag for making a shit post, even though most of my Gold expired and I tried to git gud I got a fucking tag while you let the shitposters run rampant with little to no consequence, you fools.

Spoiler: The horror...

And then you tell me it's my last tag? Well you can kiss that last tag off my gloriously Dank ass fool.

And even though things supposedly started to change lately still the punishments are not fucking funny and everyone is not treated the same way. Hard-line Sony Ponies, Green Rats & even PCMR be falling left & right.. it's not fair that fanboys get banned for platform-warring while the true kings, the Neutral Playas..

Spoiler: Just keep chillin'

And to the Sony Ponies who kept running and crying to the CMA to sabotage the Deal, go outside & play some games then play some more games while looking at @Vyne's picture in the Hall of Fame, and imagining you Praising the Sun as a thank you for giving you forever access to ThemePass™.

Spoiler: Alla these damn Sony Ponies...

Good thing about this tag is I'm still hard on my GAF posting, so in case you fools with your tiny little mids didn't understand that this is a Fool's prank I'm telling you this is a Fool's prank, so go ahead fool and pull the Live trigger, enjoy you (Fool's Gold™) mine, GIF/Meme filled, neo[redacted] ban prank thread.

Spoiler: Obligatory

Spoiler: ThemePass™

Cuz we gotta enjoy this shit in it's full glory

 

[vaibhavpisal]

This has to be the shittiest April fools prank ever.

 

[MasterCornholio]

 

[Three]

I thought this was going to be a religious thread.

 

[Lukaku's First Touch]

Heavy cringe

 

[TheDraconian]

What's with these replies?
Where the memes at?
This stuff's gotta go Live!

 

[baphomet]

Who are you?

 

[K.N.W.]

You'd better call anti-pesto.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

At least your mom didn't tattooed that phrase on your forehead moments after being born. Life's been rough if I'm honoust.

 

[CGNoire]

I might be wrong but Ive allways assumed that those who complain about console warring almost allways tend to be the actual console warrior.

 

[GHound]

In the name of Josef Fares I beseech thee, HAVE SEX.

 

[onQ123]

First of all to any mods reading this, if you got your sense of humour intact don't delete this thread, even the fools at that other place censor Hogwarts, unlike here that only ban retards and allow discussion, cleaning the trash or what do you gotta lose?

Now to the malicious fool who gave me a permanent tag for making a shit post, even though most of my Gold expired and I tried to git gud I got a fucking tag while you let the shitposters run rampant with little to no consequence, you fools.

Spoiler: The horror...

And then you tell me it's my last tag? Well you can kiss that last tag off my gloriously Dank ass fool.

And even though things supposedly started to change lately still the punishments are not fucking funny and everyone is not treated the same way. Hard-line Sony Ponies, Green Rats & even PCMR be falling left & right.. it's not fair that fanboys get banned for platform-warring while the true kings, the Neutral Playas..

Spoiler: Just keep chillin'

And to the Sony Ponies who kept running and crying to the CMA to sabotage the Deal, go outside & play some games then play some more games while looking at @Vyne's picture in the Hall of Fame, and imagining you Praising the Sun as a thank you for giving you forever access to ThemePass™.

Spoiler: Alla these damn Sony Ponies...

Good thing about this tag is I'm still hard on my GAF posting, so in case you fools with your tiny little mids didn't understand that this is a Fool's prank I'm telling you this is a Fool's prank, so go ahead fool and pull the Live trigger, enjoy you (Fool's Gold™) mine, GIF/Meme filled, neo[redacted] ban prank thread.

Spoiler: Obligatory

Spoiler: ThemePass™

Cuz we gotta enjoy this shit in it's full glory

Jokes on you because they just made me a Mod & I'm banning people for making April Fools jokes

 

[TheDraconian]

Man... I get this is a joke but it's just too heavy handed.

Could've gone lighter.

 

[Cornbread78]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Oh, it's a Kretos parody.

 

[TheDraconian]

Heavy cringe

I think that's the point.

 

[Big Baller]

 

[TheDraconian]

 

[TheDraconian]

Hmmm.

Spoiler

Can I get Gold? Thanks

 

[MasterCornholio]

You'd better call anti-pesto.

Yum pesto.

 

[Yoboman]

Actual skill issue

 

[GametimeUK]

if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread

 

[Varteras]

if your mom was fucked by one man only don't delete this thread

 

[LostDonkey]

 

[Fess]

I might be wrong but Ive allways assumed that those who complain about console warring almost allways tend to be the actual console warrior.

How did you come to this conclusion? That’s like saying that those who complain about religion almost always tend to be the actual religious people. Because console war is a lot like a religious war. And with that I’m not throwing shade on religion, it has it’s place for people for comfort and all kinds of reasons, but for someone not already in on it it’s hard to understand that emotions are always so heated for some people. Just chill, live in the present, let people enjoy what they want, and enjoy the games and let the plastic be plastic.

 

[Rayderism]

Huh? What? Maybe it's because I'm about 7 beers in, but I have no idea what this is all about.

Oh, yeah. April 1. Gotcha. Carry on.

 

[Seider]

Close the Door when leaving.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

(but seriously, how have I not seen that TBBT snip before? That’s great!)

 

[Thebonehead]

Can I get Gold? Thanks

Yes.

You simply hit the upgrade button, fill some details in and off you go.

 

[SleepySlippy]

That ThemePass thing was cool

 

[FunkMiller]

Not sure there’s enough cringe in this to start a proper and decent gold begging thread.

OP… can you tell us all about your wife’s boyfriend?

 

[TheDraconian]

Not sure there’s enough cringe in this to start a proper and decent gold begging thread.

OP… can you tell us all about your wife’s boyfriend?

 

[Skifi28]

 

[kyussman]

It feels like every day is April Fools day on the internet these days.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Hahahaha, at first it make didn't make sense, then I realized it's just written weirdly, and then I had an epiphany: fuck you for writing this. Six trees withered because of this shit.

 

[Werewolf Jones]

The term "Green Rats" is one of the gayest things I've ever heard on this board.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

The term "Green Rats" is one of the gayest things I've ever heard on this board.

Trick statement, you read on this forum, fucking nematoad. You don't hear shit. You're half Keller on GAF at all times

 

[Bartski]

git gud m8

 

[TheGodfather07]

Just how much free time do you have to do this? I'm lucky to fit in a quick wank these days.

 

[jufonuk]

 

[RJMacready73]

Someone fill this old cunt in on what is going on, I don't get it

 

[Chukhopops]

The term "Green Rats" is one of the gayest things I've ever heard on this board.

It’s also ironic when people using this term are usually the ones who abandoned the ship at the end of the 360 era. Curious!

 

[Drizzlehell]

Dunno wtf OP is talking about but at least I'm enjoying the memes.

 

[Blitzmangoman]

Was this supposed to be funny?

 

[FUBARx89]

OP, have you had an aneurism?

 

[Daneel Elijah]

 

[phaedrus]

Also:

Spoiler

 

[Faust]

 

[RoboFu]

I read it and understand the premise… but couldn’t understand half the sentences.

 

[yamaci17]

is this chirstina aguilera? she damn hot