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W40K: If the Emperor had a text-to-speech Device |OT| REPENT, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Rymuth

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What is this?

A parody series set in the universe of Warhammer 40K. The Emperor of Mankind gets a 2nd millennium vintage text-to-speech device implanted in his brain and begins communicating with his subjects after 10,000 years of being cooped up on his golden throne. With the help of his custodian, 'Kitten', The Emprah sets about on fixing the Imperium of Man one problem at a time.

The series has become a success (it has its own fanfiction) spanning several seasons and even its own canon dubbed 'The TTS-verse'. Most of the humor is derived from the Emprah, who's afflicted with amnesia, inquiring about a specific aspect of the Imperium and being appalled at how messed up it has become.


Main Series


Episode 1: Adorable Centurion
Episode 2: Religiosity
Episode 3: The Age of Apostasy
Episode 4: The Inquisition
Episode 5: Malcador the Hero
Episode 6: High Lords of Terra
Episode 7: Fabulous Custodes
Episode 8: Tyranids
Episode 9: Necrons
Episode 10: Bold and Foolish
Episode 11: Intervention
Episode 12: Primarch Pessimism
Episode 12.5: Awful Answers
Episode 13: The Fifteenth Son
Episode 14: Greatest of Psykers
Episode 15: Tau
Short 1: Kitten gasping
Episode 16: Universal History with Professor Emperor
Short 2: The Emperor experiments with his text-to-speech
Short 3: Why Kitten hates the Tau
Episode 17: Emperor's Excellent Autobiography
Episode 18: Banished Expectations
Short 4: Decius breaks the News
Episode 18.5: Atrocious Answers
Episode 19: Warp Grumbling
Special 1: Kitten and Emperor Play a Children's Card Game
Episode 20: You're green with it!
Short 5: Luscious Lucius Prankz (GONE HERETICAL)
Episode 21: Still Alive
Episode 22: Change
Episode 23: A Hairy Conundrum
Special 2: Warp Hijinks
Episode 24: Of Khans and Cages
Short 6: Requiem for Dominique
The Slaaneshmas Prologue
Special 3: The Slaaneshmas Special
Short 7: The Imperial Law
Special 4: Kitten & Tzeentch play a Children's Card Game
Episode 25 - Fiery Family Reunion
If the Emperor had a Podcast - Episode 0: White Scars (Pilot)
If the Emperor had a Podcast - Episode 1: The Last Church



Other Stories within TTS-verse


THE FINAL EPISODE (April's Fools)
Meeting the Felinids
Heresy Scene
Necrons Laughing Condescendingly
Chaplain Grimaldus of the Black Templars ruins Sanguinala
The Grey Knights discover the Wulfen
Unsubtle Criticism starring the Adeptus Arbites
Sly Marbo, The One-Man Army
A Grey Knight and Shas'O Or'es'Ka walks into a bar...
The Shadow Over Immateriums
Miriael Sabathiel, Sister Of Chaos
Ahriman's Ultimate Goal
INHERITOR
BEHEMOTH [1/3]
BEHEMOTH [2/3]
 

Rymuth

Member
Goddamn, people actually replied XD

Well, if you made this thread in Off-Topic Community in the beginning, ya played yourself, since you can make OT threads of shows in normal Off-Topic :p
Saw that the DBZ Abridged series OT was situated here, so...
 

Nordicus

Member
Well, if you made this thread in Off-Topic Community in the beginning, ya played yourself, since you can make OT threads of shows in normal Off-Topic :p
 

Keasar

Member
There is a thread of this show here!?
Awesome!

I like how everything, while intentionally funny and a bit of a parody, is never really completely "out there", but kinda makes sense to the characters. Like how the Emperor would actually accept all alien races, which fits his agenda and the fact that he used the Eldar Webway for basis of his own webway system, if not all those aliens had their own weird ideas for how the Galaxy should be run.
Except Tau.
Fuck not fighting in melee.

Also Vulkan best Primarch cause FRIENDSHIP!
 

Rymuth

Member
Updated with the newest Voxcast

Uriah
is fucking AMAZING. This is the only episode that had me literally clapping furiously. Every line was sheer joy.

Ship it, totally ship it.
 

Keasar

Member
He wasn't wrong (completely).

Still a filthy heretic though for worshipping what is essentially a giant migraine made manifest and turned psychotic mass murder.
 

Rymuth

Member
He wasn't wrong (completely).

Still a filthy heretic though for worshipping what is essentially a giant migraine made manifest and turned psychotic mass murder.

The best villains, imho, are the ones that make you stop and think "huh, he's got a good point." and in that regard, he succeeded.

The babies segment killed me.
 
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