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walked in on gay pron :(

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RiZ III

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Went to drop off something to my ex roomate. Actually we didn't share a room. Shared an apt. 4 of us. So one guy lived in the living room. His desk stationed right next to the door. Well anyways, just now I went to drop something off to him. Knocked on the door, no response. O ok, well I guess I'll just leave it on his desk I think to myself. So I unlocked the door and take a step in to see him leaning over his computer trying to close some windows. Naked guy in the middle of the screen. :( Waaaaayyy awkward. I steped back out and handed the paper through a semi-open door. He knew I saw it and I knew he knew i saw it. I tried to play it off by saying " Yea thanks for the paper. Was a great help. Blah blah." I think he was too embarrased to say anything cause he was just like "uh.. yea ok. C ya."

Damn it. Truth is I knew he was gay the first day I moved in cause I saw some file names on his screen. He didn't know I knew tho. Feel bad for him :(
 
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Gattsu25

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Aye, this has the working to be a masterful pr0n flick.

Here's what you do, go back saying that you think you left something there. Ask him to go to the garage to get something (whatever: STALL HIM) and start wacking off to his pr0n. By the time he gets back, make sure you ejaculate on his keyboard and seductively ask him to help you clean up your mess.

Enjoy!
 
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RiZ III

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Hah yea great suggestions guy. I think I'll go do that. Ill have a full report later tonight. Thanks for the advice :)









































Not. Fuckers. :)
 
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Ferrio

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Maybe you were mistaken.

Maybe it was straight porn, but it was doing one of those annoying closeups on the guy only.
 
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Mason

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Ferrio said:
Maybe you were mistaken.

Maybe it was straight porn, but it was doing one of those annoying closeups on the guy only.
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Yeah, one of those closeups where the guy is laying there jerking off as another guy watches. I hate those.
 
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RiZ III

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Honestly it didnt "scar" me in anyway. I just feel like a jerk walking in on him. He shouldve responded to me knocking tho.

Last time I found out someone I knew was gay was bit more.. uh shocking. My stupid cousin asked me to fix some video problem on his computer. I was like ok. So yea long story short, he had some gay videos that wouldnt play on his computer. Wanted me to fix the video playback problems. He asks me if im freaked out, im just kinda sitting there thinking .. O.. my .. God, get me out of here!! Ofcourse I just say " uh.. um no. U have ur own prefrence.. i guess. And no I don't know whats wrong sorry, ok I have to go."
 
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Willco

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Walking into gay porn is a lot like watching the fat kid in gym try and climb the rope. Funny and educational, but awkward.
 
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Suerte

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RiZ III said:
Honestly it didnt "scar" me in anyway. I just feel like a jerk walking in on him. He shouldve responded to me knocking tho.

Last time I found out someone I knew was gay was bit more.. uh shocking. My stupid cousin asked me to fix some video problem on his computer. I was like ok. So yea long story short, he had some gay videos that wouldnt play on his computer. Wanted me to fix the video playback problems. He asks me if im freaked out, im just kinda sitting there thinking .. O.. my .. God, get me out of here!! Ofcourse I just say " uh.. um no. U have ur own prefrence.. i guess. And no I don't know whats wrong sorry, ok I have to go."
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o_O

You're a gay magnet!
 
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Fusebox

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My mates dad walking in on him watching bad 90s moustached gay porn up really loud with his pants around his ankles.

My mate just got up and left home for about 3 days, lol.
 
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Bob White

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Went to drop off something to my ex roomate. Actually we didn't share a room. Shared an apt. 4 of us. So one guy lived in the living room. His desk stationed right next to the door. Well anyways, just now I went to drop something off to him. Knocked on the door, no response. O ok, well I guess I'll just leave it on his desk I think to myself. So I unlocked the door and take a step in to see him leaning over his computer trying to close some windows. Naked guy in the middle of the screen. Waaaaayyy awkward. I steped back out and handed the paper through a semi-open door. He knew I saw it and I knew he knew i saw it. I tried to play it off by saying " Yea thanks for the paper. Was a great help. Blah blah." I think he was too embarrased to say anything cause he was just like "uh.. yea ok. C ya."
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Was the guys name Jason?

That's all I need to know.
 
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nitewulf

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arent you pakistani? it must be tough for your gay cousin. interestingly enough, i was watching this bollywood movie last night, which deals with homosexuality, and it seems they show a lot of stereotypical gays in hindi movies nowadays.
 
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Boogie

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Walking in on gay porn? That's nothing.

This year my friend entered his room and discovered his roommate under the covers with a guy.
 
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Suerte

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Boogie said:
Walking in on gay porn? That's nothing.

This year my friend entered his room and discovered his roommate under the covers with a guy.
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Rookie error, you gotta get them out of the bed before morning comes!
 
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Mason

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Mama Smurf said:
Mason is awful similar to Jason...
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*GASP*





BTW, is catching your friends with guys/gay porn like the new cool thing or something? Look how many people it has happened to!
 
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Bob White

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Forget catching someone watching gay pron, I had to avoid getting seduced!

First of all I thought my roommate had a crush on me. He kept watching me when I would do some curls and ab rolls, one time he came into the room I was working out in and started watched me while he was eatting a big bowl of white pudding!

Talk about weird! I knew what the fuck he was trying to tell me!
 
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Willco

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Hey, I'm just trying to warn you all. You never know when the gay might spring up on you. Thank Raimi for my Hetero Hazmat suit.
 
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Spiritreaver

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This story brings a smile to my face...


Until you decided to just leave. Geez! Take advantage of these situations. I wish I were that lucky!

Seriously though, what's the big deal? :p You'd think that by now people would know that we all have our fun with pornography, straight, gay, furry, whatever. I don't see why it should be shocking still. :p
 
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Goreomedy

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Bob White said:
Forget catching someone watching gay pron, I had to avoid getting seduced!

First of all I thought my roommate had a crush on me. He kept watching me when I would do some curls and ab rolls, one time he came into the room I was working out in and started watched me while he was eatting a big bowl of white pudding!

Talk about weird! I knew what the fuck he was trying to tell me!
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Awwwwwwwww Yeah!

The_State_-_Puddin'2.jpg
 
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Deleted member 1235

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I'm 25 and still haven't had a "oh my god a dude I know is gay" moment. Only people from school who were clearly always gay. No surprises yet. How long did most of you gay dudes wait before outing yourselves?
 
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Suerte

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catfish said:
I'm 25 and still haven't had a "oh my god a dude I know is gay" moment. Only people from school who were clearly always gay. No surprises yet. How long did most of you gay dudes wait before outing yourselves?
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Last October when I started University. I'm 18 by the way.
 
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