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[AlphaSnake]

Come on, dude. Find some free non-gaming mags. You've done it before with FHM, Blender and Maxim, but we've all got life-time subscriptions to those now. Got anything for car mags? Guitar/bass mags? My subscriptions to Car & Driver, Automobile, and Motor Trend are going to run out soon. OH NOES! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US NOW, WARIO!

 

[BuddyC]

Hey Wario, my wallet is empty. Can you put some money in there?

Oh yea, I have some late fees at Blockbuster, could you take care of them?

Thanks for picking up my dry cleaning, the oil in my car needs to be changed.

Thanks love.

 

[Bowser]

Hey Wario, my wallet is empty. Can you put some money in there?

Oh yea, I have some late fees at Blockbuster, could you take care of them?

Thanks for picking up my dry cleaning, the oil in my car needs to be changed.

Thanks love.

Dear Wario64,

I would like an Xbox free of charge. Oh and, I'd like a 36 month subscription to Xbox Live (for free). I know you can do it, don't let me down buddy.

Love,
Bowser

 

[heavy liquid]

Dear Wario,

Could you please change the kitty litter for my kitty? I forgot to do that this morning, and I wouldn't want him to poop in an unsanitary environment.

Thank you,

heavy liquid

 

[neptunes]

Jokes aside,

Alphasnake I remember him posting something about free Rolling Stone magazines on the old board.

If you're into "rolling stone", though it's too mainstream for anybody.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Wario's such a stand up guy.

PS: Rolling Stones sucks.

 

[heavy liquid]

Wario's such a stand up guy.

PS: Rolling Stones sucks.

Yeah, Wario is a cool guy.

And yes, free crap is still crap. Wouldn't pay for it, and I wouldn't want it for free.

 

[neptunes]

what about Maxim?

state which magazines you would like and maybe he'll work his magic for us.

(and us canadians also )

 

[Ecrofirt]

I signed up for the maxim deal awhile ago, and I never got anything.

 

[AlphaSnake]

what about Maxim?

state which magazines you would like and maybe he'll work his magic for us.

(and us canadians also )

I already said what I wanted. Car mags and guitar mags...

Edit: And I already said we all have subscriptions to Maxim...

 

[Dujour]

Dear Wario64,

I want you to take your effing pants off.

The Terror of Ages,

Serafitia

 

[Kefkaff]

state which magazines you would like and maybe he'll work his magic for us.

(and us canadians also )

Heh,,, do Canadians EVER get in on these free deals?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Also, Wario. Make sure that these mags aren't just restricted to Canadians, but to anybody named Serafitia, too.

 

[way more]

Never fear.
http://www.discountmags.com/subscriptions.php

Now I am BMOF.

Edit:Wired Mag

 

[BuddyC]

Dear Wario64,

I want you to take your effing pants off.

The Terror of Ages,

Serafitia

Man, what is it with you tonight? First CK, now Wario.

 

[AlphaSnake]

Man, what is it with you tonight? First CK, now Wario.

*gets in line*

 

[way more]

Or go here http://forums.gaming-age.com/showthread.php?t=3573&highlight=free+magazine

 

[Dujour]

Poor CK.

 

[Seth C]

It's okay, Serafitia. I still love you...

and your unborn child.

 

[BuddyC]

*gets in line*

[22:06] <@CK> i aalwaus had a crsin on oyu sere

[22:06] <@CK> please aelove me seta

[22:09] <@CK> i am glad you love em seraa
[22:09] <@CK> we should me on eday
[22:09] <@CK> wahat!
[22:09] <@CK> xmon
[22:09] <Serafitia> You're too young.
[22:09] <@CK> i ma mauture
[22:09] <Serafitia> I love you, but just not like that.
[22:09] <@CK> no
[22:09] <@CK> non
[22:09] <@CK> nonono
[22:09] <@CK> this is not fafood
[22:09] <Takuan> CK, just do this :|
[22:09] <Takuan> TEH MATURE
[22:09] <@CK> fuck this is not foof
[22:09] <Takuan> :|
[22:09] <Serafitia> I don't want a relationship with you CK.
[22:09] <Social_CanadaDay> i think he called you fat
[22:09] <BuddyC_Laptop> CK - porn, bed.
[22:09] <Serafitia> I just want to bang.
[22:10] <@CK> not a realationsthip

[22:10] <@CK> i am in shape
[22:10] <@CK> huge benis

[22:10] <Serafitia> If you can type a sentence with more that 10 words and no typos in the next three lines, I will lay you.
[22:10] <Takuan> DO IT
[22:10] <@Hitokage> ....
[22:10] <Takuan> DO IT DO IT DO IT
[22:11] <@CK> Are you serious? I can definitely do it
[22:11] <Serafitia> and hurry
[22:11] <Serafitia> I'm timing you.
[22:11] <Slo> I will proof read!
[22:11] <@Hitokage> lol
[22:11] <@Hitokage> LOL
[22:11] <@CK> Just give me a call I am staring at my cell and my cock is waiting for you
[22:11] <@Hitokage> THE CHALLENGE IS ON
[22:11] <@CK> ten wodrd!
[22:11] <@Hitokage> run-on!
[22:11] <Serafitia> comma
[22:11] <@Hitokage> DISQUALIFIED
[22:11] <Serafitia> period
[22:11] <@CK> FUNMAE_TGPhjwrs\
[22:11] <@CK> tCMON
[22:12] <Serafitia> "kawk"
[22:12] <Serafitia> three lines
[22:12] <@CK> i just want to fuck cmon i know you do too you'r pussyu is wet
[22:12] <@CK> argj
[22:12] <Serafitia> damn, you wasted them on random letters.
* Retrieving #ga modes...
[22:12] <Serafitia> I was ready for you, too
[22:12] * Serafitia changes panties
[22:12] * Scott ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:12] <@CK> mfuck man
[22:12] <@CK> one ftome haha
[22:12] <@CK> my gf said the saime thineg
[22:12] <Serafitia> I hate you, this is why we can never work it out.
[22:12] <@CK> so i turned it upa notcha nd went over
[22:12] <@CK> lol he r mom

 

[Matlock]

Serafitia is a horny old woman! CK is a mean drunk! BuddyChrist posts giant IRC logs to prove both!

 

[Dujour]

Don't drink, folks. Alcohol is bad, m'kay?

 

[Seth C]

Don't drink, folks. Alcohol is bad, m'kay?

M'kay is bad, m'kay?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Quote:
[22:06] <@CK> i aalwaus had a crsin on oyu sere
Quote:
[22:06] <@CK> please aelove me seta
Quote:
[22:09] <@CK> i am glad you love em seraa
[22:09] <@CK> we should me on eday
[22:09] <@CK> wahat!
[22:09] <@CK> xmon
[22:09] <Serafitia> You're too young.
[22:09] <@CK> i ma mauture
[22:09] <Serafitia> I love you, but just not like that.
[22:09] <@CK> no
[22:09] <@CK> non
[22:09] <@CK> nonono
[22:09] <@CK> this is not fafood
[22:09] <Takuan> CK, just do this :|
[22:09] <Takuan> TEH MATURE
[22:09] <@CK> fuck this is not foof
[22:09] <Takuan> :|
[22:09] <Serafitia> I don't want a relationship with you CK.
[22:09] <Social_CanadaDay> i think he called you fat
[22:09] <BuddyC_Laptop> CK - porn, bed.
[22:09] <Serafitia> I just want to bang.
[22:10] <@CK> not a realationsthip
Quote:
[22:10] <@CK> i am in shape
[22:10] <@CK> huge benis
Quote:
[22:10] <Serafitia> If you can type a sentence with more that 10 words and no typos in the next three lines, I will lay you.
[22:10] <Takuan> DO IT
[22:10] <@Hitokage> ....
[22:10] <Takuan> DO IT DO IT DO IT
[22:11] <@CK> Are you serious? I can definitely do it
[22:11] <Serafitia> and hurry
[22:11] <Serafitia> I'm timing you.
[22:11] <Slo> I will proof read!
[22:11] <@Hitokage> lol
[22:11] <@Hitokage> LOL
[22:11] <@CK> Just give me a call I am staring at my cell and my cock is waiting for you
[22:11] <@Hitokage> THE CHALLENGE IS ON
[22:11] <@CK> ten wodrd!
[22:11] <@Hitokage> run-on!
[22:11] <Serafitia> comma
[22:11] <@Hitokage> DISQUALIFIED
[22:11] <Serafitia> period
[22:11] <@CK> FUNMAE_TGPhjwrs\
[22:11] <@CK> tCMON
[22:12] <Serafitia> "kawk"
[22:12] <Serafitia> three lines
[22:12] <@CK> i just want to fuck cmon i know you do too you'r pussyu is wet
[22:12] <@CK> argj
[22:12] <Serafitia> damn, you wasted them on random letters.
* Retrieving #ga modes...
[22:12] <Serafitia> I was ready for you, too
[22:12] * Serafitia changes panties
[22:12] * Scott ([email protected]) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[22:12] <@CK> mfuck man
[22:12] <@CK> one ftome haha
[22:12] <@CK> my gf said the saime thineg
[22:12] <Serafitia> I hate you, this is why we can never work it out.
[22:12] <@CK> so i turned it upa notcha nd went over
[22:12] <@CK> lol he r mom

Where's that weeping blob gif when you need it?

 

[Willco]

Don't drink, folks. Alcohol is bad, m'kay?

Wrong. REAL MEN ARE CHAMPIONS OF ALCOHOL AND NOT VICE VERSA.

 

[way more]

I barely know the basics of IRC, but I know that it's all recorded an archived by buddyc. So don't get personal.

 

[heavy liquid]

I'm too drunk to read all this IRC stuff.

Someone gimmie a synopsis.

 

[Fifty]

Interesting.

 

[BuddyC]

I'm too drunk to read all this IRC stuff.

Someone gimmie a synopsis.

CK hits on Serafitia with hilarious results.

 

[Eminem]

Actually ESPN the Magazine or Sportingnews would be godly.

 

[BuddyC]

Alright. CK left to vomit and can back almost totally sober. Unfortunately, he didn't remember ANYTHING of what he had just said.

[22:42] <Asskicker064> That girl doesn't seem right.
[22:42] <MiG> hey CK
[22:42] <@CK> don't tell sera
[22:42] <MiG> bah, drunk again?>
[22:42] <@CK> but i think she is hot
[22:42] <BuddyC_Laptop> CK - uh, you told her that
[22:42] <@CK> !?
[22:42] <Bio> pic?
[22:42] <Bio>
[22:42] <@CK> no way
[22:43] <Bio> aw
[22:43] <@CK> fuck i need like a sandwich right now
[22:43] <@CK> subways would rock
[22:43] <Asskicker064> I need food as well.
[22:43] <@Hitokage> through a barrage of random keystrokes, you said she was cute and you wanted to bang her
[22:43] <@CK> buddy knows
[22:43] <@CK> i louce sandwiches

*copy and paste of relevant "hitting on Sera" log*
[22:44] <@CK> wtf
[22:44] <@CK> wtf

[22:44] <@CK> what the hell is [22:06] <@CK> i don;t want toa sauantrhinf
[22:44] <Scott> 1 Meg in 10 seconds is a nice change of pace
[22:44] <dskillz> lol
[22:44] <@CK> what the hell is [22:06] <@CK> i don;t want toa sauantrhii never said that
[22:44] <IJoel> lol!
[22:44] <BuddyC_Laptop> LOL
[22:44] <dskillz> CK, we were wondering the same thing

*more copy and pasting*
[22:45] <@CK> WTF
[22:45] <@CK> WRTF
[22:45] <Serafitia> ahha, xmon
[22:45] <@CK> FUCK
[22:45] <Shinobi-Man_2> I hit on sera all the time...who cares
[22:45] <Bio> hahja
[22:45] <Serafitia> No you don't.
[22:45] * BuddyC_Laptop is loving it
[22:45] <@CK> what the FUCK

[22:46] <@CK> Did i really say that
[22:46] <@CK> no way

 

[DJ_Tet]

Actually ESPN the Magazine or Sportingnews would be godly.

You guys should check out Fatwallet.com. I got a free Sporting News subscription there awhile back, it rocks!