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[Mike Works]

Jesus God, I know we all like this board in one capacity or another, since we all post on or at least read it, but after sitting at a computer without any music, games, or even fucking work (my boss went out for a meeting 3 hours ago, she was supposed to be back after 30 minutes to give me my work, and her assistant is in the room, so I can't fucking do anything or go anywhere without him telling her), I'd just like to thank GOD that these forums fucking exist.

I'm really fucking bored and I want to punch this douche in his rat face. He's looking at me right now. I'm looking at him and typing this. That's right, I'm not only thinking you're a stupid fuckhead, but I'm typing it too. Hundreds of people will soon know. And you're none the wiser. Go to hell and die.

So yeah, this is now a thread of ENTERTAINMENT

(try to keep the pictures down to a minimum, I gotta scroll past every picture/noticeable avatar to continue the effect of my working on a WORD document)

PS: Willem Dafoe looked cooler in the Green Goblin mask when the yellow eye visors were down.

 

[yoshifumi]

this thread is boring.

 

[Tabris]

Haha, I love the first reply. Classic.

 

[Wellington]

Use opera/firefox and disable all pics.

Today at work I met this receptionist that was half peruvian half polynesian and all hot. I walked around with a chubby all damned day.

 

[Mike Works]

this thread is boring.

Sorry, I don't really listen to Junior Members

 

[yoshifumi]

Sorry, I don't really listen to Junior Members

damn.

 

[ScientificNinja]

Didn't we all become junior members in the switch? I've been here since the Sam Kennedy days and never once was I given a tag. I think they're a bit too tryhard anyway.

 

[Santo]

hehehe mikeworks is at work, hehehehe.

thats all i got.

 

[Fusebox]

I'm posting underneath Captain Obvious!

Edit - well I would have been is someone hadnt snuck one in on me.

 

[ScientificNinja]

pwned

 

[Naked Snake]

GAF is the reason behind the bad economy in America... nobody does any work!

 

[Fifty]

That is true.

 

[bishoptl]

GAF is the reason behind the bad economy in America... nobody does any work!

You don't work at all!

Hope that pic fucks you up, Mike

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Sigh, I got really busy and motivated at work for about 4 days. I couldn't find the new forum.

But now, here I am.

I have a fathead workmate whom I loathe as well. Heres a shitty joke from an overweight disgruntled tech support nerd.

Queue question from person about why mouse/keyboard doesn't work, when its obviously not plugged in correctly.

Fathead: I have discovered what the issue with ...... was.
Me: Sigh, *braces self*
Fathead: The problem was between the keyboard and the chair *BEAM*

Me: edit: *remembers mike said don't post pics.*

 

[Mike Works]

Nah man, she's cool with pretty much all interracial porn.

Now if that had been a white man and a black girl, I'd be bussing down to hickville BC to slap you around like a pimp in beehive.

 

[Lathentar]

I was playing Animal Crossing while working today. Fun stuff!

 

[Naked Snake]

You don't work at all!

Hope that pic fucks you up, Mike

Yeah but at least I'm not getting paid to do nothing!

 

[explodet]

I'm so fucking busy, yet I keep coming to GAF to waste time.

Let's hear it for project extensions!

 

[Chipopo]

This is my last week of my Junior year of highschool; packed to the gils with important stuff like finals and college applications, yet the past few nights I've done nothing but clicking away and reading about lasagna pwnage. Thank you GA, your cyberized-crack formula just may have earned me permanant employance at my local McJob.

But really, last night I was on here till 3AM; the point where the posts aren't even interesting anymore and you can barely read. Why? WHY!?!??!

 

[yoshifumi]

i have absolutely nothing to do all day, i'm surprised how little i'm posting.

 

[belgurdo]

I've been at home sitting at my computer for about six hours because it's 90 degrees outside and I can't think of anything to do. And I have $3000 worth of gaming crap sitting inches from my hands. *sobs*