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Playing games with these characters is sure to make you blush. Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we’re counting down the men and women in video games who defined the last twenty years with undeniable, pixelated sex appeal. Our countdown of sexy video game characters includes Astarion from “Baldur’s Gate 3” (2023), 2B from “Nier Automata” (2017), Nathan Drake from “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune” (2007), Yennefer from “The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt” (2015), and more! Which video game character still has your heart? Let us know in the comments!

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

 

[rabbity-thing]

I'm convinced that the people who work at WatchMojo are actually long-dead sinners who have been forced back into the land of the living to make top "XX" videos in order satisfy some form of ironic punishment that was set upon them by a being of unfathomable evil.

 

[adamsapple]

2000: Joana Dark (Perfect Dark)
2001: Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
2002: Rayne (Bloodrayne)
2003: Jade (Beyond Good and Evil)
2004: Jeanette and Therese (Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines)
2005: Ada Wong (Resident Evil 4)
2006: Midna - True Form (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
2007: Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
2008: Juno Eclipse (Star Wars: The Force Unleashed)
2009: Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed 2)
2010: Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2)
2011: Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution)
2012: Cortana (Halo 4)
2013: Lara Croft (Tomb Raider reboot)
2014: Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2)
2015: Yennefer (Witcher 3)
2016: Widowmaker (Overwatch)
2017: 2-B (Nier Automata)
2018: Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
2019: Dante (Devil May Cry 5)
2020: Megaera (Hades)
2021: Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil: Village)
2022: Kratos (God of War: Ragnarok)
2023: Astarion (Baldurs Gate 3)
2024: Eve (Stellar Blade)

 

[V1LÆM]

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[adamsapple]

Arthur Morgan, Nathan Drake and Kratos? lol ok then.

Drake and Morgan I can get.

But Kratos in a list of sexiest characters is just fucking bizarre, lol.

 

[YCoCg]

But Kratos in a list of sexiest characters is just fucking bizarre, lol.

Dude was having threesomes with naked petite women to restore health in the older GOW games!

 

[Timberwolf25]

Some of the selections are kinda sus for sure
And thx for the breakdown because I wasn't going to give WatchMojo the click

 

[Dusktildawn48]

Arthur Morgan, Nathan Drake and Kratos? lol ok then.

Nathan Drake is a gorgeous man bro

 

[Timberwolf25]

Dude was having threesomes with naked petite women to restore health in the older GOW games!

Yea, but was he sexy or did he just do the Conan thing and "grab them and took them" Caveman like?

 

[ReBurn]

Modern audiences hate this

 

[YCoCg]

Yea, but was he sexy or did he just do the Conan thing and "grab them and took them" Caveman like?

They were clearly inviting him in and looked pleased afterwards

 

[Timberwolf25]

They were clearly inviting him in and looked pleased afterwards

From the sound of it, they did seem more than satisfied

Edit: reminds me of a better time when games were mindless fun

 

[adamsapple]

Nathan Drake is a gorgeous man bro

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

I saw the title and I thought.

"yeah, there is going to be the funny guy that is going to post a Concord character"

 

[YCoCg]

From the sound of it, they did seem more than satisfied

"LADIES, I'LL GIVE YOU THE TONGUE OF SPARTA!!"

Kratos isn't a selfish lover!

 

[adamsapple]

I saw the title and I thought.

"yeah, there is going to be the funny guy that is going to post a Concord character"

If you think people are gonna forgive and forget Concord this soon after release, you're in for a bad time.

 

[Punished Miku]

Not bad. They nailed 2020.

 

[Magic Carpet]

Dimitrescu from Village beat out Donatella from Psychonauts 2?
I demand a recount.

 

[ChorizoPicozo]

If you think people are gonna forgive and forget Concord this soon after release, you're in for a bad time.

because of its sexy characters?

 

[adamsapple]

because of its sexy characters?

Among other things, yes.

 

[GermanZepp]

Nevermind

 

[E-Cat]

Watchmojo is cancer. The guy has such a punchable voice, I think you have to be lobotomized to enjoy this

 

[_Idea_of_Evil_]

2004: Rachel (Ninja Gaiden).

 

[Kotaro]

Tifa not mentioned for 2020 automatically invalidates the list

and too many men.....just terrible terrible list

 

[YCoCg]

and too many men

You can't deny that sexiness goes both ways

 

[YCoCg]

2004: Rachel (Ninja Gaiden).

I think they got 2004 wrong as well but my choice would be Eva

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Drake and Morgan I can get.

But Kratos in a list of sexiest characters is just fucking bizarre, lol.

Girls love the D.

 

[DirtyBast8rd]

Girls love the D.

Be careful, some here think they are all virgin princesses waiting to be saved by them riding on horse back in shining armor.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Be careful, some here think they are all virgin princesses waiting to be saved by them riding on horse back in shining armor.

 

[drezz]

I think they got 2004 wrong as well but my choice would be Eva

Cant wait for the remake!

 

[Chukhopops]

2006: Midna - True Form (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

Love how they felt it was necessary to specify it. Also wrong answer as it would have been Fran from FFXII.

 

[DelireMan7]

Miss the sexiest characters of all time

 

[FeralEcho]

Dude was having threesomes with naked petite women to restore health in the older GOW games!

Yes but this is the old tired sack of shit who mopes around all day with his mentally challenged son not the young badass one who was banging chicks and killing Gods in vengeance.

 

[FeralEcho]

In 2023 how the fuck is it Astarion and not Shadowheart...This makes me think the maker of the list is just gay.

Not to mention alot of choices there are odd.

 

[Zathalus]

In 2023 how the fuck is it Astarion and not Shadowheart...This makes me think the maker of the list is just gay.

Not to mention alot of choices there are odd.

Watchmojo listings are voted by the viewers. As for Astarion vs Shadowheart, just reading any fan stuff about the game and it’s pretty clear who is more popular.

 

[Hrk69]

2000: Joana Dark (Perfect Dark)
2001: Lulu (Final Fantasy X)
2002: Rayne (Bloodrayne)
2003: Jade (Beyond Good and Evil)
2004: Jeanette and Therese (Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines)
2005: Ada Wong (Resident Evil 4)
2006: Midna - True Form (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
2007: Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
2008: Juno Eclipse (Star Wars: The Force Unleashed)
2009: Ezio Auditore (Assassin's Creed 2)
2010: Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 2)
2011: Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution)
2012: Cortana (Halo 4)
2013: Lara Croft (Tomb Raider reboot)
2014: Bayonetta (Bayonetta 2)
2015: Yennefer (Witcher 3)
2016: Widowmaker (Overwatch)
2017: 2-B (Nier Automata)
2018: Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
2019: Dante (Devil May Cry 5)
2020: Megaera (Hades)
2021: Lady Dimitrescu (Resident Evil: Village)
2022: Kratos (God of War: Ragnarok)
2023: Astarion (Baldurs Gate 3)
2024: Eve (Stellar Blade)

 

[FeralEcho]

Watchmojo listings are voted by the viewers. As for Astarion vs Shadowheart, just reading any fan stuff about the game and it’s pretty clear who is more popular.

The Bear?

 

[Judge Magister]

Love how they felt it was necessary to specify it. Also wrong answer as it would have been Fran from FFXII.

What a man of culture you're comrade!

Also my 2009 waifus defeated by Ezio, this #$%&* lost their Mojo!!

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Love how they felt it was necessary to specify it. Also wrong answer as it would have been Fran from FFXII.

Fran is top-3 material. Sexiest bunch of polygons I’ve ever seen.

I played FFXII for the first time a couple of years ago and whenever she was onscreen this was me:

 

[tommib]

Deacon.

 

[March Climber]

and too many men....

Here's the count:

18 women
6 men

 

[hinch7]

No Liara, no dice. Nathan Drake lol.

 

[Davevil]

WatchMojo

 

[The Cockatrice]

Decent tho generic list

 

[Denton]

2004 and 2015 are on point

 

[Little Mac]

Dude was having threesomes with naked petite women to restore health in the older GOW games!

 

[Dr.Morris79]

Abby was robbed.

 

[Toots]

Deacon.

This one you can't fix either