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[Cloudy]

My yard is filled with a ton of weeds after we kind of neglected it for a bit. Instead of just hiring someone, I was thinking of trying to get into this stuff.

Where the hell do I start? Weeds dont typically bother me but there are some really ugly ones this spring with a thick stalk and then a whitish fluffy thing on the end. They kind of give me the willies when I look at a bunch of then lol

Complicating things is the fact that the dog plays back there so obviously I dont want anythjng toxic. Help me, GAF!

Edit: The weeds look like the one at the top of this page:

http://www.better-lawn-care.com/lawn-weed-identification.html

 

[SoulPlaya]

We should have a whole community about this.

 

[DominoKid]

We should have a whole community about this.

We did... ;_;

 

[billy beane]

Smoke it.

 

[Canuck76]

Check around at Home depot for some dudes. You'll feed a family and get rid of the weeds

Killing two birds with one stone!

 

[Cloudy]

Shit I meant to post this in OT

 

[Marv_79]

Blow on one and wish for them to disappear

 

[XMonkey]

Stealth marijuana Community thread?

Wouldn't mind...

 

[Blearth]

My medical card expired last month.

 

[SmokyDave]

Get a paraffin fuelled weed-wand. They're awesome. Not sure how effective they are at removing weeds but you can torch the whole garden with a maniacal grin.

 

[teruterubozu]

You basically have 3 choices:

1. Pull them
2. Kill them w/chemicals
3. Restore your lawn grass so they grow healthy and choke the weeds out.

 

[yogloo]

You basically have 3 choices:

1. Pull them
2. Kill them w/chemicals
3. Restore your lawn grass so they grow healthy and choke the weeds out.

Uhhh... How is no. 3 possible? I thought weed naturally outgrows lawn grass.

 

[Kentpaul]

Dig out all the dirt 3ft deep for entire size of your yard. Put the dirt into skips and put down some plastic then put 3ft of new soil in the old soils place.

 

[SUPREME1]

Weeds don't get choked out.

I've seen weeds look like small trees, shit's comical (neighbor who went home to China for several months and rented out the place to people maintaining the yard/garden/propperty).

But yeah, best not let them grow to the point where they are ready to drop seeds. Because if they drop and it rains... you done goof'd.

 

[SUPREME1]

Dig out all the dirt 3ft deep for entire size of your yard. Put the dirt into skips and put down some plastic then put 3ft of new soil in the old soils place.

Yikes. WOuld look awesome when done, but that is a lot of work for someone who doesn't seem to care too much about his lawn to begin with.

 

[Captain Tuttle]

Dig out all the dirt 3ft deep for entire size of your yard. Put the dirt into skips and put down some plastic then put 3ft of new soil in the old soils place.

lol
I think it's a bit late in the season to re-seed. Maybe just wait it out until the fall

 

[giri]

Dig out all the dirt 3ft deep for entire size of your yard. Put the dirt into skips and put down some plastic then put 3ft of new soil in the old soils place.

Wouldn't that be disasterous for drainage?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Got myself a dime.

 

[SUPREME1]

Got myself a dime.

lol

 

[fourteetwo]

When I was a kid, my parents got a house with major weed problems. We ended with tearing the yard up and reseeding.

 

[UnblessedSoul]

Few gallons of weed killer ought to do the trick

 

[Stinkles]

Those are dandelions. You are already dead.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

The fuck. Was expecting some WEEEEEEEEED thread. Dissapoint.

 

[Nevasleep]

Cover yard with plastic, wait a few months?

 

[HiResDes]

The fuck. Was expecting some WEEEEEEEEED thread. Dissapoint.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

Recommend me any good bongs?

 

[disappeared]

Recommend me any good bongs?

Man I haven't had a pipe or papers around in weeks. I made a bong out of a coke can, a pen casing, and some tape/tinfoil. Good hauls.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Ooooh.

Loving this video+song, especially around the 2min mark.

 

[disappeared]

So...


is this...


is this the new thread?

 

[Charoncaori]

...you didn't know what a dandelion was? Where do you people LIVE?

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

So...


is this...


is this the new thread?

lol for a sec I thought it was the thread from OT and the mods moved it here as a joke/hint, but I guess thats not the case.

Got to admit this would be absolutely hilarious if this thread becomes the stealth weed thread. (Something I was pushing for a while)

Spoiler

it is a stealth weeds thread

I hope they allow it as long as no one distrupts our GoogleOverlords
-No one posts illegal pics
-Thou shall not say things that shant be named or uses codenames
:lol

 

[akira28]

Yeah #3 is best. Weeds are the sign of an unhealthy lawn. Supposedly there's a way to restore it by restoring the proper ph/acid balance of the lawn. I forget how, but there's probably a website on it. Weeds will die off and your grass will be green. I know there's a book on it, the dude was on Science Friday on NPR last year.

(stealth weeds thread)

 

[-GOUKI-]

disappointed

 

[Kentpaul]

Post pics of yourself baked guys

http://i.imgur.com/Ntjyx.jpg

 

[spindashing]

Post pics of yourself baked guys

http://i.imgur.com/Ntjyx.jpg

 

[Rorschach]

Best troll thread in a while.

Post pics of yourself baked guys

http://i.imgur.com/Ntjyx.jpg

Seth McFarlane?

 

[apocalidiot]

So I went to the Shakespeare Theater here in Chicago last night to see Timon of Athens and it was fuckin' crazy. At the end, Emperor Palpatine took off his clothes and I saw his dick.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

.

 

[jakncoke]

I seen a R2D2 bowl on etsy today.. oh wait wrong weed. moving along

 

[Knux-Future]

This thread is not what I expected....

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Found out DrunkGAF had the cure to these sensual dandelions all along:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N62gpgHkH6c

this song is a triumph of the human spirit

 

[Kentpaul]

.

Smoking up in nature like a boss

also Eggman looks like acid08

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Sweet found the ultimate "Kill it with fire" pic

These boats were extremely deadly. The Zippo turrets could shoot compressed napalm up to 200 yards. No one could escape them. The napalm was like jelly and spread everywhere. The intense heat immediately burned the oxygen in its vicinity adding a secondary threat to anyone near its lethal path

Use one of these to control your weeds.

 

[akira28]

who needs greek fire when you have napalm boats? I...assume napalm stays lit in water...

 

[Kentpaul]

compressed fucking napalm.. us humans come up with more awesome ways to kill each other all the time lmfao.

compressed napalm man holy shit.

 

[dem]

...you didn't know what a dandelion was? Where do you people LIVE?

seriously

 

[Broder Salsa]

.

That's someone i would smoke with.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

compressed fucking napalm.. us humans come up with more awesome ways to kill each other all the time lmfao.

compressed napalm man holy shit.

I imagine the whole boats just packed full of Napalm........ I wanna blow it up and watch.

 

[akira28]

I imagine the whole boats just packed full of Napalm........ I wanna blow it up and watch.

Napalm flamer, a mortar cannon, and machine guns. That boat was built to fuck shit up. If you attack it you better do it from far away.

weed(s).

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]