TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
I was just thinking earlier about clouds (not high, I swear) (or am I?) And gave the Google a random check to see how much they weigh, and it turns out, common clouds weigh like one million pounds. I mean, it makes sense, given what clouds are, but you don't typically think of a puffy white floating thing as a constant reminder that there's enough bullshit above your head that if the laws of the universe ever changed the apocalypse would start and there'd be craters in the earth from the culumonimbus harbingers of mankind's doom. I like to picture hoards of frenzied citizens aimlessly scattering across the urban ratmaze of large cities in an effort to not get devastated by God's water balloons.
And you've got to figure like, if their so heavy because of water volume, like when they collided with the soft earth flesh of our terrestrial ball, would they rupture? Would there be like New York city sized The Day After Tomorrow tsunamis? Would the immense weight cause like a huge crater that would fill up with rain and create urban lakes like some shit out of The Last of Us when it was about the apocalypse instead of feelings and girly shit?
Would it be temporary, or would all clouds instantly fall to Earth forcing humanity to either live underground or evolve in some weird way like getting elephant skin or something. Would the influx of surface level water increase the oxygen levels on land and cause us to start growing to like ten feet tall mother fuckers like some Old Testament shit?
Oh, yeah, and like, on topic
What are some of your favorite random facts?
And you've got to figure like, if their so heavy because of water volume, like when they collided with the soft earth flesh of our terrestrial ball, would they rupture? Would there be like New York city sized The Day After Tomorrow tsunamis? Would the immense weight cause like a huge crater that would fill up with rain and create urban lakes like some shit out of The Last of Us when it was about the apocalypse instead of feelings and girly shit?
Would it be temporary, or would all clouds instantly fall to Earth forcing humanity to either live underground or evolve in some weird way like getting elephant skin or something. Would the influx of surface level water increase the oxygen levels on land and cause us to start growing to like ten feet tall mother fuckers like some Old Testament shit?
Oh, yeah, and like, on topic
What are some of your favorite random facts?
