EDIT: This is what happens when I have a sexy british accent, 8-bit, and I'm trying to save myself (among other totally random things like visiting beijin and hating cigarettes).
This test sucks. I hate it when they make the answers obvious. These kinds of tests are better when they ask you about your actual personality and then try and match it to a character's personality. Obviously if I pick mushrooms and koopa shells for everything I'm gonna be Mario. That'd dumb.