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[Mondai]

One of my former best friends was having an affair with a woman and one day he gave me a hardrive that had a sex tape of them and he told me to hide in my place for a while, I was flabbergasted really and I agreed to hold it in one on my drawers for a few day and before he told me very sterly "DO NOT WATCH that video" (which automatically makes me think he wanted me to watch it, which turned out to be true). I held it for like 3 days and I just didn't want to keep that shit in my house so I called him and told to pick that shit up. He came to pick it up and looked disappointed when I told I didn't watch it when asked me... he then tried to show me a short clip he took on his phone but I had to tell him "Dude stop" . That was one of first incidents that started me killing that friendship.

 

[Days like these...]

One of my former best friends was having an affair with a woman and one day he gave me a hardrive that had a sex tape of them and he told me to hide in my place for a while, I was flabbergasted really and I agreed to hold it in one on my drawers for a few day and before he told me very sterly "DO NOT WATCH that video" (which automatically makes me think he wanted me to watch it, which turned out to be true). I held it for like 3 days and I just didn't want to keep that shit in my house so I called him and told to pick that shit up. He came to pick it up and looked disappointed when I told I didn't watch it when asked me... he then tried to show me a short clip he took on his phone but I had to tell him "Dude stop" . That was one of first incidents that started me killing that friendship.

He wanted you to see his PKG. The lady was just a prop to get to you

 

[Mondai]

He wanted you to see his PKG. The lady was just a prop to get to you

Who knows , but either way , nope.

 

[Trunx81]

Offered a threesome with her boyfriend.

 

[RavageX]

Grab my junk.

Not full on grab and squeeze or anything, but I was wearing shorts and accused me of being aroused (I was not) and decided to touch. My other friend was about as dumbfounded as I was.

I might edit and delete this later, lol.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

One of my former best friends was having an affair with a woman and one day he gave me a hardrive that had a sex tape of them and he told me to hide in my place for a while, I was flabbergasted really and I agreed to hold it in one on my drawers for a few day and before he told me very sterly "DO NOT WATCH that video" (which automatically makes me think he wanted me to watch it, which turned out to be true). I held it for like 3 days and I just didn't want to keep that shit in my house so I called him and told to pick that shit up. He came to pick it up and looked disappointed when I told I didn't watch it when asked me... he then tried to show me a short clip he took on his phone but I had to tell him "Dude stop" . That was one of first incidents that started me killing that friendship.

Don't look.... But look at it.

 

[ThatStupidLion]

Offered a threesome with her boyfriend.

Now THATS a cliffhanger

I had a friend ask me about poop getting stuck halfway out when taking a dump….i was like i have no idea what youre talking about. He proceeded to go take a shit and then came back out with a log sticking halfway out his ass to show me.

 

[AJUMP23]

You guys are terrible judges of character.

 

[Winter John]

When I was a kid I used to hang out with one of the kid's up the stair from our place. He was kinda slow, but wasn't a bad guy. The thing was his mom was super hot. One day we were out playing and I told him I thought she was pretty. A couple days later we were heading home from school and he handed me a envelope. Inside it were a bunch of photos of his mom posing in her underwear. There's being a bro, but that was some above and beyond shit.

 

[DeafTourette]

Most of my friends are women (I have some solid male friends but most are too far away to hang out with) and weird and friendship with me go hand in hand. LOL!

One friend showed me how to recognize when a woman I'm dating really likes me by the way she kisses... then showed me how the kisses are supposed to feel... and then proceeded to kiss me, with tongue. That whole tutorial lasted about 10-15 mins. It wasn't continuous kissing ... It was more like "kiss" then explanation... then "Kiss"... explanation... "peck" ... then explanation... and ... yeah. She's one of my best friends and is a former model. Still retained her model good looks and body.

Of course, she told me ahead of time "Do not fall in love with me"... So I kept my hands to myself. LOL! Touch would have made me fall. So I'm kinda glad I didn't. lol!

 

[Dice]

I once had some "friends" try to lynch me. Over the years we would play together sometimes and other times something would set us off against each other, bunch or bored kids halfway to lord of the flies. Once about a dozen of them chased me through the neighborhood with rakes and whatnot, like the kind with thick prongs for tilling up the dirt and getting wet leaves. Not sure what it was about, probably something gang related since we all had connections and several of them were hicks that didn't like how I had black and mexican friends. Just some hood shit but I guess not everyone has experienced that sort of thing.

I had a friend ask me about poop getting stuck halfway out when taking a dump….i was like i have no idea what youre talking about. He proceeded to go take a shit and then came back out with a log sticking halfway out his ass to show me.

Well obviously he had to be severely lacking in fiber and hydration to produce turdzilla but the fact he could get it almost out but not finish the job would indicate damage to his rectal muscles. He probably needed to not take it in the ass so hard from something so big that it would cause such damage.

When I was a kid I used to hang out with one of the kid's up the stair from our place. He was kinda slow, but wasn't a bad guy. The thing was his mom was super hot. One day we were out playing and I told him I thought she was pretty. A couple days later we were heading home from school and he handed me a envelope. Inside it were a bunch of photos of his mom posing in her underwear. There's being a bro, but that was some above and beyond shit.

Maybe that wasn't his mom.

 

[Futaleufu]

I was ghosted once by a former friend who was close enough to me to almost become his daughter's godfather. I wasn't the only one though, he ghosted almost everybody he knew and virtually dissapeared.

 

[John Marston]

My best friend of 25 years asked me to go into the house of his new girlfriend's ex boyfriend's house to pick up her belongings as they watched from a distance.

This guy had been abusive to her both verbally and physically.
I can understand now why he asked me as in the past I was a dumb asshole and never lost a fight.

But looking back at our friendship he was always the one egging me on watching on the sidelines.

I told him he was a coward and he should call the cops if he wanted an escort.
Being older at 35 I was not going to take a chance with this and our friendship was already fading.

He later sent me a long ass email how I let him down and didn't show up at his birthday yadda yadda yadda

How old are you twelve?
I just deleted his email without replying, good riddance.

Just sad our friendship ended this way.

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

When I was a kid I used to hang out with one of the kid's up the stair from our place. He was kinda slow, but wasn't a bad guy. The thing was his mom was super hot. One day we were out playing and I told him I thought she was pretty. A couple days later we were heading home from school and he handed me a envelope. Inside it were a bunch of photos of his mom posing in her underwear. There's being a bro, but that was some above and beyond shit.

At least did you enjoy it?

 

[Heimdall_Xtreme]

I had a ''Partner'' who was hypocritical, he bullied the medical students... The fact is that we had to go as a team to a hospital in Coahuila ( its like Texas) I was from México City ( its like New York) , that was in 2020...

He really wanted to rent a room I shared with me.... I had a bad feeling about this, so I moved quickly I rented an apartment only for me... He got so angry with me that he even did things like hide my objects and that kind of thing...

He didn't come to stand guard at the hospital in the emergency room in the hospital... It was 12 at night... So my boss were talking to me to cover emergencies because this '' partner'' didn't go because he didn't want to, my boss begged me... Anyway I went and went for more than 36 hours without sleeping... Anyway I complained about the colleague and he became aggressive...

Then I proceeded to record him and make a legal document.... And he totally confronted me but I beat him in words and in writing....

He had attacked the health personnel and I I defended them.... They fired the guy... And I realized that he had a positive HIV diagnosis...

So i saved me because I wanted to live with me and I told him to go to hell... Plus I'm heterosexual... And I'm faithful to the girls, to my ex-girlfriend... And to my Kat from Gravity Rush.

Thank goodness I didn't even live with the '' dude''and I left... I don't know what I was going to do, but because of his poor psychiatric abilities, he had the intention of infecting me with HIV.

That was a close one.

So, thanks to that... I am a specialist in Family Medicine and this ''guy'' lost his job and could no longer do the specialty and does not have health insurance because he is banned from the hospital institute.

In Spanish... Me lo ch1ngue al tipo.

 

[AJUMP23]

I had a girl at work ask me if I wanted to go smoke a joint. She wasnt a friend I said no and she was weird around me from that point on.

 

[Edmund]

This attractive girl during acting class kept making passes at me, touching me when we speak, when we had to pair up for exercises, she'd come to me, she would also sit very close to me (I'm attractive and fit myself). So one day I asked her out and she said she was already seeing someone else. So I said ok cool. See you in class tomorrow.

Next day she started acting really weird. Glaring at me, and when I sat beside her in class (we usually sit together), she shifted herself to another seat, glared at me and mouth the word "creep" audibly.

When we would walk home together with our group of friends, she would move away and made sure she was not anywhere near me. During our teacher's birthday celebration, I arrived to the restaurant and there was an empty seat beside her. Sensing that I was about to sit beside her, she yelled at me "DON'T SIT HERE SIT OVER THERE!!!" and pointed at an empty sit further away at the table.

It was really fucking weird. Few months later, I spotted her at a mall holding hands with a girl. And many months later, I spotted her with the same girl holding hands. Ok she's lesbian or bi. And then she shifted to Hong Kong and I never heard from her since. And about 3 years later, she announced that she got married to a guy. lol.

I'm like totally baffled. Girls, don't blame us guys when we say we don't get you. Because some of your actions are baffling as fuck. You lead us on, then you get mad when we ask you out. One moment you like guys, then you like girls then you're back to liking guys again.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Most of my friends are women (I have some solid male friends but most are too far away to hang out with) and weird and friendship with me go hand in hand. LOL!

One friend showed me how to recognize when a woman I'm dating really likes me by the way she kisses... then showed me how the kisses are supposed to feel... and then proceeded to kiss me, with tongue. That whole tutorial lasted about 10-15 mins. It wasn't continuous kissing ... It was more like "kiss" then explanation... then "Kiss"... explanation... "peck" ... then explanation... and ... yeah. She's one of my best friends and is a former model. Still retained her model good looks and body.

Of course, she told me ahead of time "Do not fall in love with me"... So I kept my hands to myself. LOL! Touch would have made me fall. So I'm kinda glad I didn't. lol!

 

[DeafTourette]

She's cool as all get out! If my height and skin color weren't an issue, I'd totally ask her out. I value our friendship but ... She is HECKA beautiful and fine!

 

[JBat]

Dang y'all are weird... My best friend in high school tried to convince me he knew a great chip dip recipe. I hated mayonnaise at the time and he knew it. The dip was basically mayonnaise and sugar plus a couple random things in his family's pantry. He ate a solid cup of mayo trying to get me to eat some

 

[badblue]

She invited me out for her wedding anniversary party where she introduced everyone to her new boyfriend. I'm not poly and I didn't get any forewarning, so I felt pretty weirded out all weekend.

 

[DeafTourette]

She invited me out for her wedding anniversary party where she introduced everyone to her new boyfriend. I'm not poly and I didn't get any forewarning, so I felt pretty weirded out all weekend.

Yeah, that's pretty awkward.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

She's cool as all get out! If my height and skin color weren't an issue, I'd totally ask her out. I value our friendship but ... She is HECKA beautiful and fine!

 

[DeafTourette]

 

[Doom85]

Had my best friend totally let me down back in high school. Couldn’t believe this shit. I’ll never forget this conversation.

(calls him)
Friend: Hey!
Me: Hey, you free Saturday night?
Friend: Sure!
Me: Great, meet me in front of the woods at 3 A.M. And make sure you’re not followed!
Friend: What?
Me: Can’t have anyone just spotting what we’re doing, it would ruin everything! Oh, and don’t worry, I’m bringing the shovels.
Friends: Whoa, hey man, I don’t-
Me: And bring some good shoes to wear, because we’ll need to head deep into the woods to bury this thing.
Friend: Deep in the woods?!
Me: Well, we don’t want to have someone dig it up during our lifetimes, right?
Friend: All right, no, just, no to all of this. Whatever this is, I’m out. (hangs up)

Holy shit, what an asshole. I thought he might be having a bad day, so I call him tomorrow, and he just says to never contact him again or he’s calling the police.

What a backstabbing piece of shit. Simply unbelievable...I mean, I worked so hard to make this fun little time capsule with photos of us, our homes, school; a few old toys, some letters, etc. and couldn’t stop thinking how fun it will be when people a century or more from now finally found our time capsule long after we’re gone. And he just goes and bails on me for good.

What an asshole.

 

[NotMyProblemAnymoreCunt]

Had my best friend totally let me down back in high school. Couldn’t believe this shit. I’ll never forget this conversation.

(calls him)
Friend: Hey!
Me: Hey, you free Saturday night?
Friend: Sure!
Me: Great, meet me in front of the woods at 3 A.M. And make sure you’re not followed!
Friend: What?
Me: Can’t have anyone just spotting what we’re doing, it would ruin everything! Oh, and don’t worry, I’m bringing the shovels.
Friends: Whoa, hey man, I don’t-
Me: And bring some good shoes to wear, because we’ll need to head deep into the woods to bury this thing.
Friend: Deep in the woods?!
Me: Well, we don’t want to have someone dig it up during our lifetimes, right?
Friend: All right, no, just, no to all of this. Whatever this is, I’m out. (hangs up)

Holy shit, what an asshole. I thought he might be having a bad day, so I call him tomorrow, and he just says to never contact him again or he’s calling the police.

What a backstabbing piece of shit. Simply unbelievable...I mean, I worked so hard to make this fun little time capsule with photos of us, our homes, school; a few old toys, some letters, etc. and couldn’t stop thinking how fun it will be when people a century or more from now finally found our time capsule long after we’re gone. And he just goes and bails on me for good.

What an asshole.

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Most of my friends are women (I have some solid male friends but most are too far away to hang out with) and weird and friendship with me go hand in hand. LOL!

One friend showed me how to recognize when a woman I'm dating really likes me by the way she kisses... then showed me how the kisses are supposed to feel... and then proceeded to kiss me, with tongue. That whole tutorial lasted about 10-15 mins. It wasn't continuous kissing ... It was more like "kiss" then explanation... then "Kiss"... explanation... "peck" ... then explanation... and ... yeah. She's one of my best friends and is a former model. Still retained her model good looks and body.

Of course, she told me ahead of time "Do not fall in love with me"... So I kept my hands to myself. LOL! Touch would have made me fall. So I'm kinda glad I didn't. lol!

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Wanked me off a few times.

 

[nush]

This attractive girl during acting class kept making passes at me, touching me when we speak, when we had to pair up for exercises, she'd come to me, she would also sit very close to me (I'm attractive and fit myself). So one day I asked her out and she said she was already seeing someone else. So I said ok cool. See you in class tomorrow.

Next day she started acting really weird

I'll solve this one for you. That's a "Danger flirt" a woman that will act like that and as soon as you make a move she backs right off or worse still rejects you but continues the behavior.

 

[Scotty W]

So this was a number of years ago, but I was engaged to the love of my life, let’s call her T. I was young and unsure if I would be able to handle the responsibility. But I would be taken for an emotional ride beyond my wildest expectations when 1- my high school principle Mr Feeney announced that HE was getting married, and that tje wedding would be held in MINE AND MY PARENTS OWN LIVING ROOM and 2- my fiance T’s parent’s came to visit and informed us that they were in the process of getting divorced!

While all of this is going on, my friend Eric was being super mopey since he had lost this girl he was totally into, Rachel, to my half brother Jack. Thankfully me and my other brother Shawn were able to keep him from going crazy.

Anyway, T was really distraught at her parents breaking up and after a period of emotional distance, she told me that she didn’t think that true love existed anymore, and that love wasn’t enough to keep a relationship together.

Compounding things even worse, Jack broke up with Rachel, and so he asked Eric to move back in to his place. Problem is, Rachel also asked T to move in at the same time. Obviously they couldn’t both live there. There was only one thing to do. Save my marriage.

I traveled with Eric and Shawn to Pittsburgh to see T’s parents, Rhiannon and Jedediah and finally after days of back and forth finangling, we were able to sit down for a heart to heart and get to the bottom of it. Jedediah had had an affair.

T heard about this and really freaked out, but Rhianon saved the day. She talked about the love that a baby has for its parents. It is pure self preservation, but self preservation without affectation or fear of death, there is nothing cynical about it, it is the same phenomenon as a tree branch stretching out to receive the light, or a flower taking in water. Love alone is the primal phenomenon which extends to the universe itself when we see that love is nature and that the same spirit moves through nature as well, Love adorns the cold body of the unliving, and lights the central flame which allows nature to subsist on the unliving. Love heats cold water. Cold water cools not love. T’s error was in not seeing that love flows on within you and without you, and thinking that she needed to mediate her love through an intermediary. No she had tied a false knot by being unfaithful to the prime phenomena, and that she needed to go to the one true cistern directly without mediation and love and allow me to love her without fearing to not be copying. Since love IS the original thing, let your love be utterly original.

Topanga accepted this advice, and we have been married ever since. We have a daughter now named Riley.

 

[nush]

So this was a number of years ago, but I was engaged to the love of my life, let’s call her T. I was young and unsure if I would be able to handle the responsibility. But I would be taken for an emotional ride beyond my wildest expectations when 1- my high school principle Mr Feeney announced that HE was getting married, and that tje wedding would be held in MINE AND MY PARENTS OWN LIVING ROOM and 2- my fiance T’s parent’s came to visit and informed us that they were in the process of getting divorced!

While all of this is going on, my friend Eric was being super mopey since he had lost this girl he was totally into, Rachel, to my half brother Jack. Thankfully me and my other brother Shawn were able to keep him from going crazy.

Anyway, T was really distraught at her parents breaking up and after a period of emotional distance, she told me that she didn’t think that true love existed anymore, and that love wasn’t enough to keep a relationship together.

Compounding things even worse, Jack broke up with Rachel, and so he asked Eric to move back in to his place. Problem is, Rachel also asked T to move in at the same time. Obviously they couldn’t both live there. There was only one thing to do. Save my marriage.

I traveled with Eric and Shawn to Pittsburgh to see T’s parents, Rhiannon and Jedediah and finally after days of back and forth finangling, we were able to sit down for a heart to heart and get to the bottom of it. Jedediah had had an affair.

T heard about this and really freaked out, but Rhianon saved the day. She talked about the love that a baby has for its parents. It is pure self preservation, but self preservation without affectation or fear of death, there is nothing cynical about it, it is the same phenomenon as a tree branch stretching out to receive the light, or a flower taking in water. Love alone is the primal phenomenon which extends to the universe itself when we see that love is nature and that the same spirit moves through nature as well, Love adorns the cold body of the unliving, and lights the central flame which allows nature to subsist on the unliving. Love heats cold water. Cold water cools not love. T’s error was in not seeing that love flows on within you and without you, and thinking that she needed to mediate her love through an intermediary. No she had tied a false knot by being unfaithful to the prime phenomena, and that she needed to go to the one true cistern directly without mediation and love and allow me to love her without fearing to not be copying. Since love IS the original thing, let your love be utterly original.

Topanga accepted this advice, and we have been married ever since. We have a daughter now named Riley.

 

[Scotty W]

That’s a weird coincidence. I’m actually reading the Life of Johnson right now. It’s nor for everyone, but it is definitely great.

 

[nush]

That’s a weird coincidence. I’m actually reading the Life of Johnson right now.

Didn't know who that was in the meme, and now that's a weird coincidence for me too.

 

[Lord Panda]

Most of my friends are women (I have some solid male friends but most are too far away to hang out with) and weird and friendship with me go hand in hand. LOL!

One friend showed me how to recognize when a woman I'm dating really likes me by the way she kisses... then showed me how the kisses are supposed to feel... and then proceeded to kiss me, with tongue. That whole tutorial lasted about 10-15 mins. It wasn't continuous kissing ... It was more like "kiss" then explanation... then "Kiss"... explanation... "peck" ... then explanation... and ... yeah. She's one of my best friends and is a former model. Still retained her model good looks and body.

Of course, she told me ahead of time "Do not fall in love with me"... So I kept my hands to myself. LOL! Touch would have made me fall. So I'm kinda glad I didn't. lol!

Did you ask your friend about how to recognise whether a woman really likes you during intercourse?

 

[AJUMP23]

(I'm attractive and fit myself).

Me too man, me too.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I had a friend once give me a ginger ale, but it was caffeine free.

Needless to say, I haven't spoken to him in years.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Me too man, me too.

I'm probably an 8 or a 9 on a good day.

I can get back to 10 status if I worked out more and ate better.

 

[AJUMP23]

I'm probably an 8 or a 9 on a good day.

I can get back to 10 status if I worked out more and ate better.

With a name like Hops it has to look good.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Came over to my house one day asking for like $10 I borrowed off him. But the thing is he owed me more than that back, so really he owes me the difference. I said forget it and he asked my parents who had company over for the money. My parents were pissed and perplexed what was going on and told him forget it and sort it out any money issue with me another time.

A few days later I beat this shit out of him.

That was the end of that friendship. lol

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Probably not the weirdest but I had a friend from about 10-19yo, who would basically resell and rebuy shit constantly. Like he sold his 360 5-6 times, purchased a Wii 5-6 times, would resell that and buy a PS3/PSP, rebuy the 360 again etc... You get the gist and he would also do this with games. He was just filling some hole with this shit.

I grew tired of this behaviour and also of him being a lazy fat ass, greedy and manipulative and all of these traits together made me resent him. He would also get jealous that I was trying to better myself by studying more, working and meeting new people, so eventually I decided to cut this guy out. What the final straw was that he asked me to go shopping with him which I did and then whilst out shopping he was desperate to get a Wii but he couldn't get a store credit card to fund it because he didn't work enough hours (you need to work 16 hours or more), so he expected me to apply and take out this card for him using my details. I refused and very shortly after this I never spoke to him again. He tried reaching out a few times just after, but I chose to ignore and haven't spoken to him now for like 15 years.

 

[DeafTourette]

It was kinda like that, yes. Minus the "mom", the "dad" taking pics and the redhead GF. LoL!

 

[Husky]

A girl I met wanted to keep in touch via Skype, and she started hitting on me. She asked if I wanted to start dating, and I agreed, but we never really went anywhere with it. I'm kind of lame, not very sexual or romantic. Then she showed her boyfriend to me, and very soon after I found out she was a serial cheater. She went on to fuck several guys I knew, and even cheated on her boyfriend (with her best friend's boyfriend!) while they were in the same house.

I was disappointed when I couldn't think of anything to contribute to this thread yesterday.

There's this guy I went to high school with, and about once a year I see him around. About two years ago when we ran into each other, he told me he'd had a terrifying confrontation with a succubus. Since I didn't believe him, we performed a ritual for him to transfer the succubus to me, with the guarantee that I would see her the following night. I didn't see her. A couple times when I've run into him, he's asked if he could borrow my credit card to get a coffee (a friend once nearly gave him his debit card, but I stopped him). Like he'll be getting on a bus, and he'll ask if he can have my credit card.

 

[AJUMP23]

So this was a number of years ago, but I was engaged to the love of my life, let’s call her T. I was young and unsure if I would be able to handle the responsibility. But I would be taken for an emotional ride beyond my wildest expectations when 1- my high school principle Mr Feeney announced that HE was getting married, and that tje wedding would be held in MINE AND MY PARENTS OWN LIVING ROOM and 2- my fiance T’s parent’s came to visit and informed us that they were in the process of getting divorced!

While all of this is going on, my friend Eric was being super mopey since he had lost this girl he was totally into, Rachel, to my half brother Jack. Thankfully me and my other brother Shawn were able to keep him from going crazy.

Anyway, T was really distraught at her parents breaking up and after a period of emotional distance, she told me that she didn’t think that true love existed anymore, and that love wasn’t enough to keep a relationship together.

Compounding things even worse, Jack broke up with Rachel, and so he asked Eric to move back in to his place. Problem is, Rachel also asked T to move in at the same time. Obviously they couldn’t both live there. There was only one thing to do. Save my marriage.

I traveled with Eric and Shawn to Pittsburgh to see T’s parents, Rhiannon and Jedediah and finally after days of back and forth finangling, we were able to sit down for a heart to heart and get to the bottom of it. Jedediah had had an affair.

T heard about this and really freaked out, but Rhianon saved the day. She talked about the love that a baby has for its parents. It is pure self preservation, but self preservation without affectation or fear of death, there is nothing cynical about it, it is the same phenomenon as a tree branch stretching out to receive the light, or a flower taking in water. Love alone is the primal phenomenon which extends to the universe itself when we see that love is nature and that the same spirit moves through nature as well, Love adorns the cold body of the unliving, and lights the central flame which allows nature to subsist on the unliving. Love heats cold water. Cold water cools not love. T’s error was in not seeing that love flows on within you and without you, and thinking that she needed to mediate her love through an intermediary. No she had tied a false knot by being unfaithful to the prime phenomena, and that she needed to go to the one true cistern directly without mediation and love and allow me to love her without fearing to not be copying. Since love IS the original thing, let your love be utterly original.

Topanga accepted this advice, and we have been married ever since. We have a daughter now named Riley.

This could be a tv show.

 

[Northeastmonk]

I hung out with a dude I knew in high school. He was the guy whose computer had too many viruses due to how much porn he was watching. I was ok with his porn consumption. He wasn’t weird about it, so when he asked to come over and watch porn. I was ok with it. He would come over, go upstairs, ask me where a towel or where the tissues were. He’d close the door. Maybe 15 or so minutes go by. He comes back down, gets a glass of ice water, we talk for a while, and he goes home. Many years later I end up talking to him again. Things are going well. We go to a bar, we have a few drinks, he shows me his PS3 games, and we are just chilling. He pulls out his laptop and starts viewing porn. I’m starting to think this is ok if we are just watching it, ya know? He ends up getting his penis out and starts rubbing it. I start to panic a bit because I can’t believe he’s doing this in front of me. I end up telling him I wanted to leave. He put it back in his pants and that killed the night. I haven’t spoken to him since that incident.

 

[FatallyYours]

Weird, kinda, ilegal, very

Best mate/flat mate, lost his job at work (we didn't work together) stealing scratch cards and scratching them all off in the toilet. Won nothing of major value. Stock take comes around, investigation, gets found out and fired

Tells no one

Gets dressed every day and still "heads out to work" and drives off in his car waiting for me to leave for my job, them comes back, spends all day on the Internet- we will come back to this point shortly - then leaves again around my quiting time from work

Did this for a few months. He gets desperate for money. Drives off from petrol forecourt without paying for fuel, starts slowly selling off some of my physical media that he didn't think I would notice right away (which was correct at first) at a pawn shop

Uses his last bit of money on gambling websites. Loses it all

Signs up for multiple credit cards, in his name, my name, and my dad's name. Trashes our credit rating. This is about the time I get wind of things as I get an unexpected day off, so friend "goes to work", then a bunch of threatening looking letters appear through the post, in his name, my name and my dad's name. "Open immediately" "last warning" kind of post...I open them obviously

Fucking angry

Go searching his room. Find a ton of other letters stashed in his room, with notices about the petrol dashing too. Left his laptop open and on in his hurry to go to work...im already searching his room and seething at what I'd found...

Full of illegal porn. Boys. Couldn't even argue they looked old enough, it was full on horrific

Call his brother and parents, tell them everything and that I'm leaving the flat, I'm not paying rent anymore, will be in touch to sort out my credit score and missing property. Thankfully his parents were well off and paid for everything including my property and bills from credit card companies, they didn't ask twice about any cost, they just gave me what I wanted, when I asked for it

Not spoken to him since obviously

 

[The Pleasure]

I'm heterosexual... And I'm faithful to my Kat from Gravity Rush.

All i saw in that wall of text.

 

[OverHeat]

Pull my pants down an suck my dick now she is my wife

 

[Power Pro]

Offered a threesome with her boyfriend.

 

[AJUMP23]

Pull my pants down an suck my dick now she is my wife

Non traditional wedding ceremony. probably awkward for the guest.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Some sociopath pretending to be an friend so he could talk behind my back about discussions i deemed private. Although I'm not sure. What person would do such a thing