dog$ said:But then this means that you're part of the problem.
Just because you're able to play proprietary shit on your screen doesn't mean you should be more tolerant of proprietary shit.
As far as I see, people who buy handheld software are telling all videogame companies that they are willing to buy a coil of shit as long as the right logo is on the box.
Yeah, nobody is looking for debate from a public forum.
We're all just interested in typing variations of LOL or C-, with maybe an occasional Lohan pic thrown in the mix.
Newbie said:Some people see that as a 1,000 word post about how you hate the GBA, I see it as a 1,000 word post about how you are a fucking moron
Right, so "real" gamers only want better graphics, while all Nintendo is thinking about is giving us better games? How dare they!While a real gamer wants BETTER technology, Nintendo is content to give us DIFFERENT technology.
Sun?DarthWufei said:I certainly don't like staring at the TV for hours on end especially when I can go outside and enjoy gaming while being out in the sun and having some fresh air.
DarthWufei said:How many GBA titles have you played anyways? How many GBC? GB?
dog$ said:Video Game Myth #73: Playing video games you don't like makes you more open-minded.
BeOnEdge said:portable gaming was cool when WE were young. but thats part of the problem WE who had the original gameboy arent young anymore. Back then we could bring the GB to school, on trips while our parents drove...i cant bring my GBA to work. I cant play my GBA whle driving. If i'm at home, i'd rather play on my HDTV with 5.1 sound. the GBA isnt marketed at older gamers. nor will the DS be. Nintendo isnt re-releasing old games for US. they are releasing them for the newer generation as a history lesson.
the GBA isnt marketed at older gamers. nor will the DS be.
BeOnEdge said:portable gaming was cool when WE were young. but thats part of the problem WE who had the original gameboy arent young anymore. Back then we could bring the GB to school, on trips while our parents drove...i cant bring my GBA to work. I cant play my GBA whle driving. If i'm at home, i'd rather play on my HDTV with 5.1 sound. the GBA isnt marketed at older gamers. nor will the DS be. Nintendo isnt re-releasing old games for US. they are releasing them for the newer generation as a history lesson.
explodet said:Sun?
Fresh air?
These must be some new peripherals I haven't heard of yet.
MoccaJava said:Quite honestly, why do you care?
Maybe you should realize that the universe doesn't revolve around you, and that there ARE younger people who *would* enjoy what the portables have to offer, even if you don't.
GhaleonEB said:I agree with every word, Neutron. Every word. Buying the original Mario Brothers for $20 is the very essence of fanboyism. Ug.
Never had a portable, never will.
StrikerObi said:They certainly can't find a good working copy on NES easily.
JackFrost2012 said:I recommend you pick up Boktai!
BeOnEdge said:If i'm at home, i'd rather play on my HDTV with 5.1 sound.
DarthWufei said:Again remember the word PORTABLE. Christ, that's the whole reason these things exist. I certainly don't like staring at the TV for hours on end especially when I can go outside and enjoy gaming while being out in the sun and having some fresh air.
xsarien said:I recommend you stop judging whether or not something's worth playing based on how much gear it can support at any given time. Some of the best games in the past couple of years have come out, that's right, on the GBA. Portable != teh kiddi e. If you're so hellbent on playing it on the TV, Nintendo has a $30-$40 solution for you.
BeOnEdge said:its not the just the gear. back when we fell in love with the old spinach green GB, it was almost like being able to take something equal or better than the NES on the road. The sound IMO was better(or so i thought at the time), the graphics, although green, just looked like it was doing more although it wasnt. Fast forward 15 years and we have the GBASP. Compared to the home systems, its kinda lacking. I want to be able to take a similar experience on the road. just like i did when i was younger. hell, stereo sound out of the famous GB earbuds was enough to wanna play on the GB.
and while your argument certainly doesn't benefit from the "internet rant" form, in which one unreadably feigns mounting outrage over the course of several paragraphs, i actually agree with aspects of your criticism of nintendo. nintendo were not always about "quirky and japanese" - they used to be about "mainstream and universal." the defining characteristics of nintendo games were scope and polish, not marginally entertaining experimentation. nintendo were always "innovative," but the timbre of that innovation has changed: games like zelda and mario 64 were progressive, whereas animal crossing or the ds are best described as digressive. nintendo are less engaged and less relevant than ever. the new "quirky and japanese" nintendo is certainly a different nintendo, and i would argue a diminished nintendo.
Some people see that as a 1,000 word post about how you hate the GBA, I see it as a 1,000 word post about how you are a fucking moron
Unfortunately, we do get games like Castlevania on the PS2, and on the N64. They get the 3D treatment instead of the 2D one because, surprise, surprise... Tons of gamers WANT 3D over 2D. Does that always give the best gaming experience? Well, I know a lot more people have enjoyed the last GBA Castlevania over the latest console release. And really, if companies were to release 2D games on systems, it would be damn near suicide.
And as far as the kiddy thing goes... It was all up to Square Enix. They made the game look like they did, not Nintendo. Fire Emblem and Metroid Fusion aren't kiddie games, but they've sold respective amounts.
Nintendo is giving us better graphics in addition to expanding how developers can create games right off the bat. On top of it all, they're going to try and make it affordable, and so that the battery life doesn't suck.
Better hardware does not equal better gaming.
Not even gonna bother to read past the first paragraph but I will tell you the GBA SP is the best system this gen. And that's a fact.
Silly me, I thought real gamers wanted better gameplay.
Neutron's posts is one of the worst I've ever seen here, and that's really saying something. The spelling and grammar is shit. The analogies suck ass. And the entire point, which is to ask the question "who wants this portable crap anyway?!?" 800 times in different trying-to-be-funny/witty/angry/Seanbaby-esque ways, has already been answered by the many millions of people who have made portable gaming massively successful.
I'm glad I read this...I have an English Provincial Exam tomorrow that requires a lack of insight, thought and intelligence, instead relying on nothing but pure Stupidity and Simpleton-ness.
I was going to have to hit myself in the head with a sledgehammer to get the desired effect, but reading this drivel did the trick! Thanks, Neutron!
Wow, NN. I've rarely seen anyone spout MORE stupidity in a post before. Does it take practice, or does it come naturally to you?
Right, so "real" gamers only want better graphics, while all Nintendo is thinking about is giving us better games? How dare they!
I agree with every word, Neutron. Every word. Buying the original Mario Brothers for $20 is the very essence of fanboyism. Ug.
Never had a portable, never will.
So says the guy who can't count. Maybe your brain has been effected by the incessent beeping of GBA games.
explodet said:
BeOnEdge said:ib:2.5d updates ala super mario allstars BUT with the graphics of this gen. i'd die for oldskool nintendo redressed in high res 2.5d.
Mike Works said:So just to get this straight...
You bash the rehash/remake/ports coming from Nintendo (and I assume other companies). As others have pointed out, you don't have to buy them.
You admit that there are some great games on the GBA. But you hate the system and portable gaming as a whole because those games could've been even better on a console.
Here's a fucking newsflash for you, Billy.
Those games WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED on a console.
You know those great Castlevania GBA games? Mario Kart Advance Tour? Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?
Do you notice how ALL of those games/franchises had sequels on the console, and ALL of them were high production 3D games? Do you really think, with the SMALL possible acception of Castlevania, that companies who made great GBA software would've released those games on the PS2, XBOX, or GC if the GBA never existed?
You shouldn't view the Game Boy Advance (nor the DS/PSP or previous Game Boy incarnations) as a system which held games back. You should view it as a system which made games possible.
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Use your fucking head instead of a thesaurus.
BeOnEdge said:portable gaming was cool when WE were young. but thats part of the problem WE who had the original gameboy arent young anymore. Back then we could bring the GB to school, on trips while our parents drove...i cant bring my GBA to work. I cant play my GBA whle driving. If i'm at home, i'd rather play on my HDTV with 5.1 sound. the GBA isnt marketed at older gamers. nor will the DS be. Nintendo isnt re-releasing old games for US. they are releasing them for the newer generation as a history lesson.
Oh okay, I see. It's pointless arguing with you then if you're going by that mindset. All the games on Gameboy are worse are they? Why are they worse? Worse than what? I've had more fun with Advance Wars 2, Yoshi's Island (a SNES port! AW NOES! How dare I enjoy an old game!), Pokemon and Wario Ware than every console game this gen except Metroid Prime. So, i'd consider them better.Actually, the games are worse. Which, if my knowledge of English is correct, is somewhat the opposite of better. They're antonyms, or something. One of those words.
Mike Works said:So just to get this straight...
You bash the rehash/remake/ports coming from Nintendo (and I assume other companies). As others have pointed out, you don't have to buy them.
You admit that there are some great games on the GBA. But you hate the system and portable gaming as a whole because those games could've been even better on a console.
Here's a fucking newsflash for you, Billy.
Those games WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED on a console.
You know those great Castlevania GBA games? Mario Kart Advance Tour? Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?
Do you notice how ALL of those games/franchises had sequels on the console, and ALL of them were high production 3D games? Do you really think, with the SMALL possible acception of Castlevania, that companies who made great GBA software would've released those games on the PS2, XBOX, or GC if the GBA never existed?
You shouldn't view the Game Boy Advance (nor the DS/PSP or previous Game Boy incarnations) as a system which held games back. You should view it as a system which made games possible.
Use your fucking head instead of a thesaurus.
StrikerObi said:You mean like Super Mario Bros DS?
Newbie said:Be careful, he'll tear you apart for misspelling 'exception'
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