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Women inmates mass jail break by seducing & handcuffing male guards for promised orgy

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You can't make this shit up.

mirror.co.uk said:
Twenty-eight inmates escaped from a Brazilian jail after three women in fantasy police costumes "seduced" prison wardens, it was reported today.

Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil, the morning after the mass break-out.

The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy, according to investigators.

Inmates then left the prison through the main doors, even taking with them guns and munitions they had taken from prison caches.

Police later found a bag of lingerie and dominatrix police uniforms believed to have been worn by the temptresses.

Last night photos of one the naked wardens, believed to have been leaked by amused police officers who found him, had been shared thousands of times on social network sites.

The three women - one of them reportedly the girlfriend of one of the prisoners who escaped - arrived at the prison at 3am on Thursday morning and asked to be let inside to "chat and drink", police said.

The prison guards reportedly obliged and were soon persuaded to leave their posts, accompanying the girls to staff sleeping quarters.

After drugging the wardens the women handcuffed them, took their keys and unlocked all the prison's cells, according to chief Angelina de Andrades Ferreira.

She told a news conference: "The plan was to seduce them. They served them cheap whisky with some substance to knock them out, then unlocked the central gate which accesses the internal cells.

"Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door.

"From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don't remember a thing. One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn't even be questioned."

The inmates took three 12 caliber rifles shotguns, two 38 caliber revolvers and munition, she said.


Ms Ferreira said the escape was planned by the boyfriend of one of the women, Bruno Amorim, 18, was was serving time for attempted murder, robbery and firearms possession.

She said: "Everything indicated that he planned and executed everything, with the help of his girlfriend."

She said the three prison officers had been arrested and will be charged with "facilitating a jailbreak" and "culpable embezzlement" because of the theft of firearms.

Last night eight of the 28 prisoners had been recaptured as police launched a massive operation to track down the fugitives.

One inmate was found wandering around the centre of Nova Mutum in a drunken state, holding one of the stolen rifles.

Another was caught after stealing a stealing a pick-up truck from a farm and crashing it, police said.

Pixilated nudity and evidence pictures in link: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/womens-prison-mass-jail-break-5120591
 

bernardobri

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It was? But the guards were male.

No, it wasn't? Or at least, I don't see anything saying it was, and it mentions that one of the women was the girlfriend of one of the inmates, so it's unlikely.

EDIT: Yeah, it says the mastermind was the boyfriend inmate. So definitely not a woman's prison.
 

Iksenpets

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Netflix starting the viral campaign for Orange is the New Black season 3 early, I see.

Edit: Oh, it was a male prison? Joke ruined.
 

Spineker

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So instead of using their time wisely and making for the nearest border, one of them was found wandering the streets drunk with a shotgun and the other took a truck for a joyride.

Priorities, folks.
 
No, it wasn't? Or at least, I don't see anything saying it was, and it mentions that one of the women was the girlfriend of one of the inmates, so it's unlikely.

EDIT: Yeah, it says the mastermind was the boyfriend inmate. So definitely not a woman's prison.

Nope, male prison.

The 3 women got themselves invited in, one was the gf of the prisoner who planned it.

It's the use of "Women's prison" in the article title that made me think so:

Women's prison mass jail break after inmates in dominatrix gear handcuff male guards expecting 'mass orgy'

And I thought the bf mastermind was in another prison.
 
Good old Mirror, headlines matching the story are the least of their concerns :)

Also it says inmates in dominatrix gear seduce guards... that's so misleading.

I totally imagined those later caught drunken and crashed escapees as women... the whole story is far less interesting now and probably wouldn't have shared it had I realized :p
 
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