New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.

My girl's, best friend's face is absolutely stunning, but somehow her ass is that of a 300lb woman. It's still shapely, but suddenly her body goes from slim, but curvy 130lb woman to a wide and expansive 300lb assed woman. I just don't get it. It's incredible. I don't even want to touch it. I just want to look at it.

She's got to know, right?
 
I'm drunk that I just went for a smoke for the first time of my life.

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My body finally gave out on me. Even my buddy got sick the same day. Taking the weekend off, cancelled our Xmas party, date with older woman friday, date with younger woman saturday...

fuck getting sick... but I guess thats what happens when your diet the last two months has been junior highschool lunch and beer/alcohol/bar food. Time for a fruits and veggies day... somewhere in between this shit.

drink a V8 a couple times a week. add vodka to taste. spicy v8 works as well.
 
The superior version of the Bloody Mary uses clamato instead of Tomato juice. Clamato is made with clam juice.

Four Lions is one of the funniest movies I've watched in forever.
 
go d fucking dammit im going to listen/watch an entire music of drake for the first time this is going to be horrible right?
 
WHO THE FUCK WEARS TIMS IN 2015 BESIDES 16 YO ASIAN GIRLS AND DRAKE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

fuck this shit how the fuck do people listen to this crap outside of clubs only thing remotely interesting is his self deprecation

alright headlines isnt terrible

lol this dancing in hotline bling god im old
 
Dark rum and redbull tastes like shitty Dr Pepper.

Saw late phases today, great werewolf flick!

Anyone seen that? Or drinking rum?

God damn I love rum
 
The cool thing about drinking with old people is that they like to start at 4PM, so by the time it's 8PM you're completely toasted and still have plenty of time for a good night's rest.

Why it takes 60 years to figure this out I have no idea.
 
The cool thing about drinking with old people is that they like to start at 4PM, so by the time it's 8PM you're completely toasted and still have plenty of time for a good night's rest.

Why it takes 60 years to figure this out I have no idea.

this was Thanksgiving with family a couple weeks back. Like everyone was just chilling drinking and eating o d'oeuvres all afternoon and then everyone was pretty drunk by like 8 and heading out or going to sleep at my uncles place. Meanwhile a couple of my cousins and I were all "wait its only 9 o clock" so we kept drinking and then stepped outside to smoke weed.....and then came back and kept drinking and lasted all until like maybe 11 or midnight. good times!
 
i was thinking that having a big skype GAF drinking contest could be fun

it would be awkward and forced at first but then everyone would be friends by the end
 
Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this :))))))))))
 
on like my tenth beer were gonna play ff13 maybe
 
Just come in from a night out, absolutely twatted. just text my best friend's ex that i want a relationship with her (we hooked up 2 weeks ago) loooooooooool #noRegrets

thank you alcohol for giving me the courage and confidence i needed to do this :))))))))))
Even if he is seemingly fine with you dating her, you probably shouldn't romantically pursue your best friend's ex.

Also, my throat is fucking gonzo. But if I don't smoke more, I will be incredibly fucking sore tomorrow
 
Helo gents and gentladies. Saw the new thread wanted to say hello on this fine morn. Usus lurk but bored at 6am cause. Got done watching drunk history seaosn3 and 2 good hookahs. Between jobs and notworking till after news years so was hoping some peeps were up to say whats up.

JOhnnys walker black was my poison this fine morn. 18 years aged but its been sittting in a trunk for 2 years so I guess 20 years aged if its the correct math. I really need to get back on da job circuit though, shits bad for your health and sleep is the best

Paragraphs are. anywone know any awesome programming job in the virgina area near dc btw? Coding. Ill sober up on the dice jobs the next morning, but was wondering what's up? How are you gents and gentladies this fine tuesday morn?
 
So tomorrow for lunch I have my betting syndicates Christmas lunch. I won this year and will be collecting about $350 and a medal as the best gambler.

The lunch is at a steak restaurant but the best part is that th restaurant is across the road from the casino. I already told my boss I'm only doing half a day at work tomorrow and will be spending the afternoon drinking and gambling with mates.

It's like my Christmas came early, I'm so excited I can't sleep.
 
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you're gonna have mad regrets about that one man


I hope you will update us when you're sober.

While I did regret it in the morning it didn't turn out too bad in the end, I'm seeing her Friday and Saturday, although Saturday will be in the company of her ex/my friend as it's a work related night out. So potential awkwardness lol. Luckily she knew I was drunk so will hopefully brush it off until we see each other on Friday.

Even if he is seemingly fine with you dating her, you probably shouldn't romantically pursue your best friend's ex.

I actually agree but I'd say it's her that's been pursuing me, and I've always liked her since we first met (we all work together). Hopefully he'll be cool with it as he was the one that ended things.
 
Just got some beer and that Star Wars game from the redbox gonna watch the debate too
 
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