New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.
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DiddysKongQuest
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Phantom Menace drinking game 👌
InfiniteBento
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Drank a ton of expensive imported wine from France at the restaurant I work at tonight in celebration of my graduation and moving up to a new position.
Feelin' drunk as fuck and wanting to cuddle right now. damn it.
Feelin' drunk as fuck and wanting to cuddle right now. damn it.
freenudemacusers
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Very jelly tbh 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
luckyboyceo
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Aint doing shit tonight but drinking and playing Witcher.
What did you have? Congrats as well!
Three nights of client dinners, and having to keep it cool. Having some vodka on ice tonight, and trying to keep a headache at bay.
luckyboyceo
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My nightmare drunk scenario.
InfiniteBento
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I can't remember the names off the top of my head. Very nice wines from 2009-2012, however. One from Loire Valley. The other I can't quite remember, sadly. The first Rosé I had I ended up having two glasses of. I would've had more but it was preeeeeetty expensive.
Currently riding the snuggled up in bed drunk vibes right now. Going to sleep blissfully for sure.
Illithid Dude
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dropped $180 on non-refundable tickets to see punch drunk love accompanied by an orchestra playing the score, than realized i was gonna be in another city during it.
sounds like someone is gonna have a great date on my dime
sounds like someone is gonna have a great date on my dime
luckyboyceo
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Bros, what's the official drunkthread stance on dimple piercings? Yay or nay? I think I'm into it.
its almost 2am im eating a slice of pizza the size of stop sign
fucking parties that start at 7 with no food other then apps
if you have it that early at least say theres no food just cheese and crackers thank good for the copious wine
second time its happened to me first time was some random so drunk he couldnt keep a bar stoool up and my friend/bartender was using me to get rid of him. idk wtf it is with people. i just sit there, listen what they have to say, give simple as fuck advice for example:
you are obviously in love and have been for quite some time, your meticulously plan to get your boo to say yes seems needless complicated yet very romantic, as a complete stranger who had a shitty day at work and wants to be left alone to my shot + pilsner lemme tell you: yes, go ahead.
fucking parties that start at 7 with no food other then apps
if you have it that early at least say theres no food just cheese and crackers thank good for the copious wine
second time its happened to me first time was some random so drunk he couldnt keep a bar stoool up and my friend/bartender was using me to get rid of him. idk wtf it is with people. i just sit there, listen what they have to say, give simple as fuck advice for example:
you are obviously in love and have been for quite some time, your meticulously plan to get your boo to say yes seems needless complicated yet very romantic, as a complete stranger who had a shitty day at work and wants to be left alone to my shot + pilsner lemme tell you: yes, go ahead.
luckyboyceo
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Illithid Dude
Member
sorry lucky, not about those piercings
will be in cuba this time tomorrow
will be in cuba this time tomorrow
ugh
got a call from my dad randomly at 2 am...which I assumed was going to be about that someone in the immediate family had died but no it was just him freaking out thinking he was dying. :/
told him to call 911 and get to the hospital asap but it sounds like he was having a combo of being sick and a panic attack and should be okay. scared the ever living hell out of me though.
got a call from my dad randomly at 2 am...which I assumed was going to be about that someone in the immediate family had died but no it was just him freaking out thinking he was dying. :/
told him to call 911 and get to the hospital asap but it sounds like he was having a combo of being sick and a panic attack and should be okay. scared the ever living hell out of me though.
80s Bad Guy
Banned
I just made a pretty rad tomato and hot pepper pizza.
And a bottle of titos is empty somehow.
Valkerionseven
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Went on a road trip to Fukuoka with my friends. Whole reason was to see star wars on imax. Did that ate some world's best ramen then fucker that town up!
Rundown:
Ramen
Star wars
Convenience store beer
London themed pub which we all hated
Arcade so they could watch me play sf4, made a drunk post in that thread lol
Could not get into the place we wanted...
Went to anime/maid cafe... Drinks were hello strong, the nerds were real. Hilarious but recommend it once.
Went to a club, Sexy Santa night was real
Good music, drinks, ladies and more
Got 4 some
Back in my hotel at 6:00ish friend knocks at like 6:20 since he went random girl too lol
Not bad for a simple unplanned 4 hour road trip to see star wars on imax
Rundown:
Ramen
Star wars
Convenience store beer
London themed pub which we all hated
Arcade so they could watch me play sf4, made a drunk post in that thread lol
Could not get into the place we wanted...
Went to anime/maid cafe... Drinks were hello strong, the nerds were real. Hilarious but recommend it once.
Went to a club, Sexy Santa night was real
Good music, drinks, ladies and more
Got 4 some
Back in my hotel at 6:00ish friend knocks at like 6:20 since he went random girl too lol
Not bad for a simple unplanned 4 hour road trip to see star wars on imax
DiddysKongQuest
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freenudemacusers
Member
Dimple piercings, colored hair and neck tattoos... All my triggers in one spot. Need to convince waifu of at least one of them. Colored Hair?
LOL Hub Pub?
InfiniteBento
Member
Her eyebrows being unevenly done + being dark like sharpie is killing me.
Dimple piercings are also a no go for me.
freenudemacusers
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InfiniteBento
Member
My ex was hella' vanilla in comparison to me. I have gauges and just got my septum done and never wear anything that isn't monochrome. All while he was rockin' no piercings, nice ass hair, and fancy boots + clothing.
He was so hot though. Looking at him made my heart want to explode in my chest while my panties flew out the window tbh.
He was so hot though. Looking at him made my heart want to explode in my chest while my panties flew out the window tbh.
Speaking of hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OMjgu7U3dQ
Relaxing hard listening to this dope shit and drinking some Vodka Tonics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OMjgu7U3dQ
Relaxing hard listening to this dope shit and drinking some Vodka Tonics.
luckyboyceo
Member
I'm super vanilla compared to most of the women I date or am attracted to.
No piercings or tattoos for me (yet).
i still want to get no joke a back piece done of a giant pig stampeding pacific islanders in revenge for gorging its brethren or a squid destroying a ship the dude i was thinking of getting to do the latter moved to fucking ri though
god i slept so little i still feel kinda drunk even though its been 12 hrs since my last drink
god i slept so little i still feel kinda drunk even though its been 12 hrs since my last drink
Valkerionseven
Member
weekend dont stop, soon as i got back to kagoshima went on a double date trying to hook my friend and my and the girl who sleeps over a lot sister lol. working on like 4 hours sleep and kinda mad since im trying to get rid of this lady...
will be good til he gets vagina. but im still hungover at work, best 6th grade teacher ever yo
and got the wrist bands from the clubs still on, fuck it
will be good til he gets vagina. but im still hungover at work, best 6th grade teacher ever yo
and got the wrist bands from the clubs still on, fuck it
freenudemacusers
Member
I'm vanilla on the outside, but pure oervert on the inside.
luckyboyceo
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Tarkus
Member
The silver shoes are God-tier. I've seen macusers before though. Definitely plain Jane lost in mediocrity.
freenudemacusers
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Wait you've seen me?
Also stop posting that I'm so out of shape in that pic 😫⚖
Also stop posting that I'm so out of shape in that pic 😫⚖
Tarkus
Member
You're real pic avatar with the Hitler youth haircut was very stylish 😁😆😩😬 The cocky side profile can't be beat.
freenudemacusers
Member
Ooh I thought I had a stalker. What a disappointing turn of events.
luckyboyceo
Member
We need new buff Mac pics ASAP.