drunk thread: anonymous alcoholics

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I just saw what smegma means, and it's fucking hilarious.
 
Probably gonna be doing a 60 hour week if work stays this busy... Fml I don't even care about the money.. Can't stand only having a couple hours A day in free time unless I just don't sleep... Fucking killer
 
Tashbrooke how badly do you want to fuck Snuggler?
 
I think this thread should just turn into a massive cyber orgy.

I'll start.


*takes off pants*
 
*sneaks up behind Eggman, brutally bashes his head in with a hammer*

I remember papers. I don't think I have that in me anymore, I can't handle 20 pages of bullshitting about meaningless crap.
 
*lies down unconscious with blood splattering out my esophagus*
 
Do you guys ever look at your old posts? I was such a fucking dumbass.
 
My future self can go fuck himself.

Hey future self, if you're reading this, I hope you're dead.
 
8 minutes have passed since Tashbrooke's last reply.


Do you think him and Snuggler are fuckin?
 
I'd lay on top of you macuser, and I'd caress your hair while I penetrate you. Softly but satisfyingly.
 
Busy with school. Diet was also a trainwreck. OKCupid not helping.
 
You probably can, you're a good looking fellow.

Where do you live again? It also depends on the density of attractive females in your area.
 
Eggman said:
You probably can, you're a good looking fellow.

Where do you live again? It also depends on the density of attractive females in your area.
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i live in seattle. i don't doubt that i could pull some chicks off the internet, i just don't know if i'll ever be able to bring myself to do it. i'm an old man like that. i believe in the old ways, etc.
 
i'd just feel hella weird meeting a chick off the internet. i know it's okay, and that people do it. i have friends that do it. it's just .. weird to me.
 
Try it out once at least, it's probably not as bad as you think.


Unless you're gonna marry the girl you're with, then congrats.
 
Mac you wanna go to the wedding together? Let's not tell Snuggler though, he's just gonna get drunk and ruin everything again.
 
Doesn't mean you won't marry her. I bet maccy cheated on his waifu.
 
hahahaha

she's good to me. great in fact. she deals with my bullshit. she takes care of me. she dropped the L word on me the other night. fuck. i love having her around, but i don't think i'm "in love" with her.

there's been times when i wanted to dump her but didn't.
 
coldvein said:
i like girls of all colors. how old is she? what's her address?
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Lol she's ninteen, a heavy drinker too (not sure how she keeps her rather slim exterior with that all beer diet). unfortunately, I don't have her address. Its weird, I haven't seen her in person since she's moved up there even though she visits every now and again.
 
well that's gonna make it tough for me to stalk her, isn't it. oh well maybe fate will bring us together. stranger things have happened.

mac: if you dont think i can succeed in banging 19 year olds you are WRONG sir!
 
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