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‘Tomb Raider’: Sophie Turner Poised To Play Lara Croft In Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Amazon Series

Dazraell

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Phoebe Waller Bridge showrunning. So Lara will be a moralizing charisma black hole in a tarp who lectures the real tomb raiders about cultural appropriation and steals from the British Museum to return artifacts safely to ISIS. Can't wait to not watch this!
If they make her a leabian like on that netflix show...

Phoebe Waller Bridge is a bit of a hit and miss for me. Fleabag is great, so is the first season of Killing Eve (which is the only season she worked on) but then again the closest to Tomb Raider she did was...Indiana Jones which was a stinker.

I'll be watching this but honestly? Tomb Raider for me it's the remasters and then it's over as a long time fan. I made peace with the fact Lara Croft died when Core Design did.

Angelina Jolie was also the best Lara Croft outside of the original games. The latest movie had a good Lara Croft but she couldn't hit the charisma Jolie had, plus all the daddy issues she had from the latest games didn't help me like her.
 

GymWolf

Gold Member
I was just about to bring up that this must be based on the modern, younger blue-shirt Lara that Vikander played and not the green-shirt Lara.
The absolute genius of picking the lara that nobody gives a single fuck about (both look and writing) as character model for every future form of media :lollipop_squinting:
 
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Mr Hyde

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They should've just cast Camilla Luddington as Lara. She did a great interpretation of Lara in the reboot trilogy and she looks the part too.
 

SJRB

Gold Member
I'm currently replaying Rise of the Tomb Raider and I swear to god the thought of a Phoebe Waller Bridge / Sophie Turner Tomb Raider just makes me sick.
 

FunkMiller

Gold Member
Let's be frank about this, if Hollywood was like it was ten years ago, Sydney Sweeney would have been a lock for this, with a terrible British accent, and the fucking thing would have been a massive hit. Or maybe Grace Currey. She would have been great.
 
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xrnzaaas

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Let's be frank about this, if Hollywood was like it was ten years ago, Sydney Sweeney would have been a lock for this, with a terrible British accent, and the fucking thing would have been a massive hit. Or maybe Grace Currey. She would have been great.
And Grace Currey has actually done some climbing. I think it was for the movie Fall? She could be a believable Lara imo, not just picked based on her chest size.
 
Phoebe Waller Bridge showrunning. So Lara will be a moralizing charisma black hole in a tarp who lectures the real tomb raiders about cultural appropriation and steals from the British Museum to return artifacts safely to ISIS. Can't wait to not watch this!

Shell also only be eating black holes
 
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Lord Panda

The Sea is Always Right
Let's be frank about this, if Hollywood was like it was ten years ago, Sydney Sweeney would have been a lock for this, with a terrible British accent, and the fucking thing would have been a massive hit. Or maybe Grace Currey. She would have been great.

Younger Emily Blunt would have done a decent job at it too.
 

Toons

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Sorry but I dont care about boob size for lara that much.

Hayley Atwell is 42, she obviously wasn't going to be doing it.

If she can pull of the physicality of the stunts then I can probably suspend my disbelief enough for everything else. I dont go into video game adaptations expecting realism, which is why I mostly enjoyed that uncharted movie.

I never saw the vikander movies, so I have no frame of reference from that either
 

FunkMiller

Gold Member
Sorry but I dont care about boob size for lara that much.

Hayley Atwell is 42, she obviously wasn't going to be doing it.

If she can pull of the physicality of the stunts then I can probably suspend my disbelief enough for everything else. I dont go into video game adaptations expecting realism, which is why I mostly enjoyed that uncharted movie.

I never saw the vikander movies, so I have no frame of reference from that either

You're right about the boobies... but I really would like at least one of these things to feature a woman with a physique who actually looks like she could pull off the kinds of action the show will inevitably have her doing. Men bulk the fuck up whenever they do action, why not the women as well?

I'm not talking Abby here... but at least let's have someone who's put some work in to increase muscle mass and density. Lara would have to be physically very fit and strong to do what she does.

This feels like the kind of body they should be going with for Lara:

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Sadly, I doubt there's many of these Hollywood starlets who'd want to commit to something like that (can't do perfume ads if you look jacked), so we'll get waif Sophie Turner, who can barely hold a Desert eagle straight, I have no doubt.
 
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EviLore

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You're right about the boobies... but I really would like at least one of these things to feature a woman with a physique who actually looks like she could pull off the kinds of action the show will inevitably have her doing. Men bulk the fuck up whenever they do action, why not the women as well?

I'm not talking Abby here... but at least let's have someone who's put some work in to increase muscle mass and density. Lara would have to be physically very fit and strong to do what she does.

This feels like the kind of body they should be going with for Lara:

k3gAkl4.jpeg


Sadly, I doubt there's many of these Hollywood starlets who'd want to commit to something like that (can't do perfume ads if you look jacked), so we'll get waif Sophie Turner, who can barely hold a Desert eagle straight, I have no doubt.
Fit yes, but the girl pictured there is on steroids. I don’t think any female roles should go in that direction.
 

GymWolf

Gold Member
Even if you leave having no boobs and being super skinnty aside, she also can't for shit...

She is just riding the success of got without any other merit whatsoever.
 

Toons

Member
You're right about the boobies... but I really would like at least one of these things to feature a woman with a physique who actually looks like she could pull off the kinds of action the show will inevitably have her doing. Men bulk the fuck up whenever they do action, why not the women as well?

I'm not talking Abby here... but at least let's have someone who's put some work in to increase muscle mass and density. Lara would have to be physically very fit and strong to do what she does.

This feels like the kind of body they should be going with for Lara:

k3gAkl4.jpeg


Sadly, I doubt there's many of these Hollywood starlets who'd want to commit to something like that (can't do perfume ads if you look jacked), so we'll get waif Sophie Turner, who can barely hold a Desert eagle straight, I have no doubt.

That's kinda the thing tho. Men in Hollywood are generally encouraged to have these physiques in general... even if you're not playing an action role, if you look athletic you're gonna get attention and gigs. If a woman in Hollywood goes around like that she'd probably get passed up for any roles that ISNT an action film(let alone any modeling opportunities that may come along). I hate the double standard there but it's a long running one.

Im totally down for buffer ladies in movies but I get why a lot of em won't do that... I can't even think of a major Hollywood actress that has a real athletic physique. Even hayley Atwell looks pretty regular in M:I
 
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