GAMEWEEK 11 PREDICTIONS
I'm back, self imposed exile is temporarily suspended so I can attend to my duties here. 'cuz I resPect you.
Welcome back to bruised and battered hero Nobody, please feel at home with ur prediction buddies.
Well well well, we've had a Tschumi win 2 weeks ago in week that was lousy with upsets, and a spirit-raising
Elpidio Valdés
win last week as he beat Nobody by a firm 3 picks! Two stars for the latecomer. We hope
ThatStupidLion
forgives Tschumi for his daft rib-poking jokes about inconsistent predictions and rejoins the fun

Tschumi so far the only pundit to correctly pick an upset.
Get your picks in early this week has weird fixtures!
Let's gooooo!
Lions -
Bears - I dunno Lions are unpickable whaddaya want from me
Cowboys - Raiders - The Cowboys had an off game last week but they've still got some legit players on D that should keep Dak insulated.
Saints -
Bills - The Saints could well use a running game to upset the Bills, so I have this as my upset pick. I gotta check injuries in their backfield... Ah, Kamara and Ingram both out I'm not sure I can back them here.
Bengals
- Steelers - I
just like the Steelers but for real I think Burrow'll win this.
I might have to go against my fandom if the injury list reads wrong. I'm pretty sure Watt is still injured so I can't back my boys in yellow and black. Oh Minkah Fitzpatrick is back what does it all meeeean
Dolphins - Panthers - As a part time Patriots fan I have a hard time shaking the feeling that Cam is a few years past the time when he could win a tight game.

Giants -
Eagles - A new Offensive Coordinator (why the donkey sodomy did they expect anything else from JG?) honeymoon period sees Daniel Jones looking like a future MVP? Or will an Eagles offence that has added running to early season passing take some momentum into the tie?
Patriots - Titans - The pats aren't the big secret they were recently, but that doesn't mean I won't back 'em. They're just too well coached, it's like Bill, the Mullet, and McDaniels are actually on the field participating.
Jaguars - Falcons - Shit, this week it's me getting on the "Jags can pull this out" bandwagon.. I believe! After the Falcons got shut down... Please just copy the Pats and make me right.
Colts -
Bucaneers - One of the best run defences in the league with the Bucs, I dunno I'm liking the Bucs here. Might revise this, Wentz is allergic to turnovers this season.
Texans - Jets - I'm glad the Texans are getting jobs done. I think it'll continue.
Broncos -
Chargers - Here's another good chance at an upset, just has that feeling, but Herbert got over his yips last week so I think this'll be a Chargers win.
49ers - Vikings - The 49ers are looking better these days, yeah I like the look of them, might revise this...
Packers
- Rams - I detest Aaron Rodgers but if he's anything like he was before we all found out he's a king asswipe he'll find a way to win this. Still, the Rams have a savage D against a depleted Pack.
Ravens - Browns - This could go with the Browns if they can shut down Jackson's runs, but the Ravens have been more sharp thus far, I'll listen to podcasts for better opinions.
WhfffFT - Seahawks - My family basically comes from Washington DC, one of the kids were born there, my parents lived there for a total of about 15 years before and after I was born, I like my maroon and yellow players. I can't support them because they seem to be poorly run or something, but yeah, I'm always glad when they start playing solid.